Yala River

Douchebag

Village Elder
#1
Most of the dead bodies ending up thrown in the river naskia ni ya maghaseer wa kutomba bibi za wenyewe na kujiona Simba Marara.
Others ni wale wa kuosha msee doh/deal kisha anakushow utanipeleka wapi!

@uwesmake hiyo matongolo unaripwangwa ya ushoga lipa nayo deni ya glue unavutanga na Mapipa wenzako, bure wewe hata huwezi pelekwa River YaLa, weh unanyongwa tu huko Kwenu Dandora dumping site na kufunikwo na Taktakaaa...
Shieeeeeeeeenzii sana [insert Atwoli's Accent]
:D
 

Tom Bayeye

Kinyozi wa Stima Jebedeyo
#8
Hehe, yako ni false bravery--must you eat only what is forbidden?.
Hapo ndo utam imelala aiseh,ask adam and eve,hawakuskia la mungu,sembuse mimi?
Rules of canoodling,never do it within 40 miles of each other's city,better yet,kunguru asiwahi jua base.....unless you are eating a sister in law,use confide or blackbook mssg app,no taking pics or sending memes and shït,use cash,weka travel bag,a cologne or spray kwa gari isikae obvious umeingia keja afte na face stamp ya makeup na unanuka fortune soap . Muende mukakulane kilgoris if posible. And no rivers:D:D:D
 

Lionheart

Village Elder
#9
Hapo ndo utam imelala aiseh,ask adam and eve,hawakuskia la mungu,sembuse mimi?
Rules of canoodling,never do it within 40 miles of each other's city,better yet,kunguru asiwahi jua base.....unless you are eating a sister in law,use confide or blackbook mssg app,no taking pics or sending memes and shït,use cash,weka travel bag,a cologne or spray kwa gari isikae obvious umeingia keja afte na face stamp ya makeup na unanuka fortune soap . Muende mukakulane kilgoris if posible. And no rivers:D:D:D
:D:D:D
Spoken like a guru. There truly is something in a name after all,Tom ba Yeye:D
 

Jaweed

Village Elder
#10
Most of the dead bodies ending up thrown in the river naskia ni ya maghaseer wa kutomba bibi za wenyewe na kujiona Simba Marara.
Others ni wale wa kuosha msee doh/deal kisha anakushow utanipeleka wapi!

@uwesmake hiyo matongolo unaripwangwa ya ushoga lipa nayo deni ya glue unavutanga na Mapipa wenzako, bure wewe hata huwezi pelekwa River YaLa, weh unanyongwa tu huko Kwenu Dandora dumping site na kufunikwo na Taktakaaa...
Shieeeeeeeeenzii sana [insert Atwoli's Accent]
:D
I know of a guy, who kuna chali alitomba bibi yake, huyo jama aliweka huyu chali kwa boot ya Subaru legacy, the guy drove akarudi after 3 days, hatujai skia whereabout ya huyo msee. Sijui alimueka river yala. @uwesmake na @Agwambo, hii river yenu ni mortuary ama\?
 

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