Yeah We Removed The Headphone Jack. The Fuck You Going To Do About It?

Science & Technology
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Hello World.

It’s us, Apple.

You crying because we took away your headphone jack? Pshhh, grow up. Do you know how innovative you have to be to remove a headphone jack? Very fucking innovative is the answer to that question.

People don’t realize how much courage it took to make that decision. Sitting in meetings where people would say “people want better chargers” and “the chargers are shitty” and “we should just make better chargers” and to have the bravery to say “no, let’s remove the headphone jack”. That takes some goddamn brave balls right there.

And now look at us now. At the forefront of technology. With these fucking awesome AirPods.

Beautifully designed white sticks that’ll make you look like your ears bleed cum. Sure, they’re easy to lose but we’ve come up with an ingenious solution for that, we call it Buy Another Pair, Idiot.

Can’t believe there’s so much fuss over a headphone jack. If we had more time we would have removed so much other shit.

We were going to take away the home button and replace it with Forehead TouchID so that every time you wanted to go back, you’d have to tap the screen to your forehead.

CAN’T YOU SEE HOW FUCKING COURAGEOUS THAT IS?

Probably not, because you’re not Apple, you’re person. Now stop whining and buy this goddamn phone and these goddamn white bluetooth-headset-looking motherfuckers, because what’s your alternative? Any other phone? LMAO. Buy it you fucks.

APPLE OUT.

This article originally appeared at https://medium.com/slackjaw/yeah-we-removed-the-headphone-jack-the-fuck-you-going-to-do-about-it-89ddec30b01b#.j8sk37hu7

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hehehehe, apologists 1,2,go

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This is Gold right here:D:D:D:D:D

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We were going to take away the
home button and replace it with
Forehead TouchID so that every
time you wanted to go back, you’d
have to tap the screen to your
forehead.
hahaha

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They even had to copy that shit (removing the jack) from Android:

http://www.androidcentral.com/moto-z-doesnt-have-headphone-jack

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This is going full retard…They will have to return the jack.

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I stopped reading at this point…too many phone companies have eliminated the ear phone jack including Motorola but people are reacting like it’s ground breaking technology just because apple did it.

Future variants of the iphone will have the jack its obvious perhaps even the iphone 8…

please lets not subscribe to mass ignorance.

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Tulia buda, kaa chini, take a deep breath; in, out, in, out, in, out. Now that umetulia soma tena halafu ucheke

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Hey, uko na earphone? Nope mine are charging - - -

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Now waiting for them to remove the phone itself and launch iNothing.

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hehehe I think they’ll remove the i ibakie tu Phone

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:D:D:D

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the 3.5mm jack is a waste of space. the thing was last updated 50years ago. apple have just been courageous to do this in a large scale, na tena hujalazimishwa kununua

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you don’t solve a problem by creating another one…

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and wat is the problem?

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having the earphones wireless is another headache all together …worse than having to deal with wires

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The way these things look people will easily lose them thus you will be forced to spend over sh16k to replace them. Just like any wireless earphone you have to constantly recharge them.

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if u feel the airpods are an inconvenience, u can use the wired earphones. theres an adapter for that. there is also an adapter to charge the phone while listening to music bcoz the fon has the usb c.

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Unfortunately for wired earphones you cant charge and listen to music at the same time. So the only way is to make sure your phone is fully charged.

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i have said theres a way. theres an adapter fo both