Yellow yellows

Bwana asifiwe*2,Wacha hata Mimi leo nitoe ushuhuda of why I hate brown chicks with a passion. Nakumbuka nikama Jana, tulikuwa tunaishi eldi mtaa inaitwa huruma.Those days hiyo mtaa ilikuwa Kama kibich,nyumba niya matope nje Lakini ndani imepigwa plasta.bafu na choo ni zile ziko a kilometer away.kwa ploti yenye tulikuwa tunaishi kulikuwa na watoi wengi sana na tudem ndio tulikuwa twingi. I was 11 yrs old nanilikuwa nishajua utamu wa kibwenye.so one day I 'tuned’kadem kamoja kwa ploti na akaingia box, shida ni kuwa alikuwa na sista yake mdogo. Tukajaribu venye tutamfukuza Lakini wapi,kadem kakataa kwenda. Mimi na venye nilikuwa na githinyaku nikashow yule alikuwa amekubali twende wote.maze dem akakubali,sisi hao mpaka ndani ya bafu. Kinyasa chini haraka haraka,siku hizo ngotha sikuanatambua, sasa Wacha game ianze,i started with the dark one,nikatwanga Kama dakika mbili tatu hivi nikaona huyu mwingine ananiangalia mbaya,she was so brown Kama mlami,kuingiza tu hivi nikashindwa kwani nimekosea shimo. Nikangalia kama niko ndani, the girl was tasteless kabisa.Hakuna utamu hata kidogo, ilibidi niendelee tu juu Kama ningekataa angeenda kutusema. I finished of the game with the sweetest one. So Mimi mpaka wa Leo sipendi madem weupe. Moral of the story Kama Adam na eve walikula apple tu na maisha Iko ngumu hivi, je Kama wangekula pilipili je?

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Eish u were already whoring at age 11?

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Wueeh.
Age 11 bado nilikuwa nacheza bano, shake, kuendesha mng’ari na kupractise scrambo na BMX. Wewe ma3some?

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tumesema mara ngapi Kienyeji trumps Broiler

:D:D:D:Dhili neno githinyaku has always cracked me up. asili yake ni lugha gani?

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Age 11, you’re in class ?

Hii 3some ya utoto nilijaribu once, lakini after kuchapa dem wa kwanza wa pili akachange mind na kukataa, to make it worse akaenda na kuambia kila mtu including my siz. Siz blackmailed me with that for like 5 months; kuosha vymbo na kazi si zangu time madhe hayuko. Since then I hate madem huitwa Akinyi

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:D:D:D:D… you were born in a leap year!

:D:D:D:D:D manze joh wangelenga tu kukula hizo apples saa hii tungekua tunatembea ndethe…

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Kwani Wewe hukucheza kalongo.i was always the dad.

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Hiyo nilicheza , lakini tambia mbaya at that age aaaaaaii,we enjoyed our time

Hehehe all Akinyi’s I know or whom i’ve come across are drama queens. I keep off them.

age of consent should be reduced to 11 years, ama namna gani my fren?

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Zii 11 yrs ni watoi sana.

mboss, mbisha ama sketch hapa inahitahika

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honestly unaitisha sketch on this matter.?? hahaha kweli wazimu ni wengi…!!!

Ati picha you can’t be serious fala.

3some at 11? Kwanza ya ma sisters!

scientific research to support this claim? empirical evidence, say?

kama Chaiman nime dispute hii hekaya