Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow

Its been a while…nimekuwa nikingoja yule mwenye ako vacay kule randan with a masters at 21 and 200K plus followers on IG atuwekee maguru tuoshe mecho, so picha zikuom kukuom!

And on that note, mumeskia big ben will be switched off hadi 2021?? Yea the first time since 1800’s.

Alafu niko na swali…ni ukweli ati ukikaa kwa bathtub iko na maji muoto mafuta itayeyuka kwa mwili and that is why you get oily? Ama pia ukichomwa na jua pia mafuta kwa mwili itamelt?

Anyway, bado sijasahau ile siku niliwachwa na ndege ya Amsterdam, ni chungu sana. Btw ni ukweli pia propeller plane ikienda kuland huwa wanazima engine mdogo mdogo hadi touchdown?

Waah…ni Monday bana…
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freshian cows have watery milk

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Go drunk. You are home.

yes thats correct, you ease of the throttle, but shit hits the fan if you kill it

i was once flying in a supercab from Timau to the Mara, the cold weather was too much so i put on a baggy sweater, now if you have flown a supercab you will know that the throttle lever is on the window pane on the right hand side, mid way, i turned clockwise to speak at my co- rider, and in a split second my sweater killed the throttle killing the engine.

My guy, thats the day i realized how religious i could be and how much i was capable of coming up with crazy ideas, wanted to glide it then jump out before it crashes on the ground and hopefully survive. took a couple of seconds before we realized the mistake and conked back the engine into life. i still chuckle every time i remember the events of that cold day in 2003

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sasa wewe…ni swali gani unataka kujibiwa???

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How does githeri man fit in the above narrative?o_O

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the post is all over the place. Nothing specific

Are you related to @KUNGU THE PILOT?

absolutely no relation whatsover

:D:D:D I just spilled hot coffee on myself reading this.hahaha.

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oooops, pole sana :D:D:D:D

that was a very desperate moment, you never know how much you want to live until you stare possible death in the face

again, desperate times call for desperate measures, logic falls out the window faster than you can say the word logic :D:D:D:D

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Jibu atleast one my dear

Waah hahahaha na vile hako kandege ni kadogo bwana

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Have you read about the Russian who fell from space?

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unauza io ngombe ama???

screaming all the way, and it was all due to a parachute failure if i remember correctly, i still cant figure out how they convinced Yuri to take the next flight out after watching that incident

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why did they have to give him a shiney suit

Inakaa imepakwa mafuta aka oiro :D:D:D

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his eyes shine

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