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Not mine but my mom’s.one day while she was visiting my uncle at ngurubani in mwea,their vehicle broke down.
They reached at their destination at around ten pm, where they alighted,it was pitch dark and bushy,they were 3 of them and decided that since her brother’s home was the nearest, then they would spend the night there and the following morning,the other two would proceed to their destination.
On their way, they saw a group of people coming their way with torches. Their first instict was to jump into the bushes and guess what, they jumped in the middle of stinging nettle. Due to fear they had to endure till the group passed.
The most interesting part is that after reaching my uncles home,they were informed by the wife that,my uncle had in company of neighbours gone to pick her up.
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such photos remind me of Flash Gordon…someone reach out and bring him over to the promised land
threetatu:
You have reminded me something hilarious that happened recently…a distant relative passed away…he lived in Mombasa but kwao ni huko Warufaga (Elburgon) to make the long story short, picture this…
its a packed funeral and some men are just too impatient to queue to the only pit latrine that everyone is using…sasa, a few yards away, there are thick healthy bushes of “thafai”…some guys ran deep into the thabai and juu walikua wamemeza a few karobo’s lazima wakojoe but kumbe hawajui that thabai burn…seconds into taking a leak, you see a guy chomokaing, mid process of urinating…he is in pain & from a distance we are watching & laughing because its just hilarious to watch a guy that wants to scratch his d*ck & pee at the same time…kumbe watu wengi wa Coast hawajui thafai!
sijawai Cheka hivo!..waah!
chap
June 27, 2015, 9:21pm
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nilikuwa klost bana ni tu venye nimekanyagia hiyo story
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pamba
June 28, 2015, 4:31am
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There was a time I decided to play peeping tom on our househelp.She was in the shower mimi huyo chini ya kitanda so I could see her dressing up.
I placed the duvet of the adjacent bed strategically to cover the rest of my body while leaving a small opening for my eyes.
In the shower it went quiet I knew she’s done and any second she will be here.
The door opened I was thinking any second now she’ll drop her towel and she’ll be stark naked,my heart is racing,my d*ck is super erect and I’m very nervous.
I had forgotten anytime I’m very nervous my stomach won’t stop rumbling loudly.So it started she got curious what could that be under the bed she walked over that bed lifted the duvet and there I was fully erect and somewhat dazed.
She ran away after two days of that incident I think she saw a potential rapist in me yet all I wanted was to kawasaki.
That was embarrassing
Kumbe pia wewe ni kafisi umejificha kwa ngozi ya kondo.
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WuTang
June 28, 2015, 5:20am
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gashwin:
you are lucky you had a groundnut store…squirrel ingegundua ingeshiba…
i heard a variation of this story nikiwa class three…just wondering vile wanaume wangefika kuingia kwa stinging nettles mpaka watoe justo ndiyo “ichomwe”…anyway, variation yenye nilikuwa nimesikia ni ati walikuwa wanahara dere wao akasimamisha gari kwa kamsitu hivi hivi so waliokimbia walisquat kwa thabai…
The guy’s story does not add up. Kwani those guys were rubbing their transformers on the stinging nettle plant?
system
June 28, 2015, 5:44am
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Unless those coast men were peeing the same style women use to pee, there is no way a standing man’s transformer can come into contact with stinging nettle. Practically impossible
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WuTang
June 28, 2015, 5:59am
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How will the penis rub on those plants? Unless someone is very reckless/drunk.
a touch is enough,ni hiyo majani bado ni mboga ya kuongeza damu
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WuTang
June 28, 2015, 6:17am
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I know those plants. Kuna siku closing tukiwa boarding majamaa waliamulia prefects juu ya utiaji. Prefects walingojewa market by form threes and form fours wakawekewa hizo plants kwa mgongo. Si hao watu waliumia.
There was a time I decided to play peeping tom on our househelp.She was in the shower mimi huyo chini ya kitanda so I could see her dressing up.
I placed the duvet of the adjacent bed strategically to cover the rest of my body while leaving a small opening for my eyes.
In the shower it went quiet I knew she’s done and any second she will be here.
The door opened I was thinking any second now she’ll drop her towel and she’ll be stark naked,my heart is racing,my d*ck is super erect and I’m very nervous.
I had forgotten anytime I’m very nervous my stomach won’t stop rumbling loudly.So it started she got curious what could that be under the bed she walked over that bed lifted the duvet and there I was fully erect and somewhat dazed.
She ran away after two days of that incident I think she saw a potential rapist in me yet all I wanted was to kawasaki.
That was embarrassing
the rumbling of your stomach saved your eyes…you would be walking with a white cane today. (Enough respect and sympathy to the blind)
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MluhyaMsapere:
Thafai ndio mnyama gani?
ni uji yenye imekarangwo na kitunguu na mayai. Ikimwagwo inje inatoanga sulphuric base yenye huwasha macho.
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