A Biography of My Most Infamous Dent

[kiprunner]

Vita za bar zingine ni za ujinga I almost killed a man juu ya kuniita humbwer.imet him years later hanijui but he is badly scarred

[Dune]

@kiprunner

Vita za bar zingine ni za ujinga I almost killed a man juu ya kuniita humbwer.imet him years later hanijui but he is badly scarred

Sema tu ilikua wewe on the receiving end. Lakini vita za bar, zinaweza anza ata ati juu mtu amaekuangalia “vibaya” :D:D

[Starscream]

@Dune

Sema tu ilikua wewe on the receiving end. Lakini vita za bar, zinaweza anza ata ati juu mtu amaekuangalia “vibaya” :D:D

That’s true

[kiprunner]

Nope he was,alikula hasira za kutoka operation Northern kenya.I never drunk in that town again

[Dune]

@kiprunner

Nope he was,alikula hasira za kutoka operation Northern kenya.I never drunk in that town again

Pole kwake haha

[Owen_Carter]

@Tom Bayeye

mimi zangu ni utotoni time ya cha baba na mama,kupigana na potential fathers,kuchomeka na kalongo,one big toe is actually larger than normal after kuhata ball nikalima stump ya fence,dog bites(classic) najua watu kadhaa hapa wako nayo,fake tattoo ya swastika nilitengeneza na mwiba ya acacia then applied that milk from that weird fencing plant that would render you blind (supposedly) if contact with eyes lest a breast feeding female sprinkles milk in it (once we convinced a newcomer aweke…just so we could see some titties:cool:,i was 8 [SIZE=1]and[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]evil[/SIZE]).By the time nilikua class 8 nilikua severely dented ka zile ford za lunga lunga.Nilitulia from form 1,hadi leo,sisumbuanagi na watu

You must be a karomojong,Turkana or someone aroung those regions,I have a cross breed karomojong friend with a huge fake tattoo on the hand

[tombayeye]

@Owen Carter

You must be a karomojong,Turkana or someone aroung those regions,I have a cross breed karomojong friend with a huge fake tattoo on the hand

spot on

[realest_ninja]

@Ice_Cube

hehehe I have a scar on my right thumb and believe it or not it was from a bicycle accident with a friend called Arnold. He was coming downhill while I was going uphill on a fairly narrow road and the “sidewalk confusion” happened ile unasonga left anasonga left unasonga right same… So eventually we collided and the handle-bars locked damaging our fingers vibaya.

yangu happened the same way and eventually my toe was cut…I get to think parents were ignorant so much…they kept saying itapona itapona but didn’t materialize

[Ice_Cube]

@realest ninja

yangu happened the same way and eventually my toe was cut…I get to think parents were ignorant so much…they kept saying itapona itapona but didn’t materialize

ouch lucky me haikufika hapo maze

[realest_ninja]

@Ice_Cube

ouch lucky me haikufika hapo maze

uzuri haikunizuia kuingia kilo alpha

[realest_ninja]

@realest ninja

uzuri haikunizuia kuingia kilo alpha

but upto date huniuma juu it could be treated

[kush_yule_mnono]

@realest ninja

uzuri haikunizuia kuingia kilo alpha

Bado uko kilo alpha?

[Micymas]

@Dune

O a[SIZE=7]nd by instinct getting into fight mode I went for his groin[/SIZE]. Mzee alinipiga blow ya kichwa na zile rungu ziko na modification ya sprocket kwa tip.

Gaylord uko na kelele

[Motokubwa]

@realest ninja

uzuri haikunizuia kuingia kilo alpha

lakini hutawahi ingia special forces, utabaki kuwa AP

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Motokubwa

lakini hutawahi ingia special forces, utabaki kuwa AP

Hata ya kuona na macho ni shinda, khasia. Amesema he’s already in KILO ALPHA [SIZE=2]male[/SIZE]

[Motokubwa]

@kush yule mnono

Hata ya kuona na macho ni shinda, khasia. Amesema he’s already in KILO ALPHA [SIZE=2]male[/SIZE]

ni ile jinga za kupeaniwa hongo,hakuwa recruited genuinely

[realest_ninja]

@Motokubwa

ni ile jinga za kupeaniwa hongo,hakuwa recruited genuinely

hata wewe hongana uende mahali unatamani nanga hii

[Motokubwa]

@realest ninja

hata wewe hongana uende mahali unatamani nanga hii

Mimi nilingia special forces through recruitment na nikastaafu honorably ,ni wakati hio soldiers were soldiers

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Motokubwa

Mimi nilingia special forces through recruitment na nikastaafu honorably ,ni wakati hio soldiers were soldiers

So ulikuwa kisosi cha nyama ama?