Riddim
January 17, 2017, 1:02pm
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@Female Perspective …unaitwo
BigMark:
9:45hrs New years eve Saturday 31st December 2016 driving in my Defender 110 from my work place in Westlands to my house in Karen, just after the Kabuagi turn off at the junction of Ngong road and Karen road, the car right in front of me (a black Toyota Caldina registration KBD) suddenly brakes for no apparent reason as the road ahead is clear, I also brake to avoid hitting it, merely missing its rear bumper by a whisker as I’m trying to see what was going on, the car behind me also a Toyota caldina registration KAZ white In colour overtakes and stops right next to the drivers door, the car has two occupants, the passenger a huge Indian man points a gun to my head and fires two loud shots BANG BANG!!!, I duck under the steering wheel, shortly I hear screeching tyres as the two vehicles make a hasty retreat
20:00hrs Still under the steering wheel I feel for any signs of blood on my head then I reach for my Glock 19 in the glove compartment…
20:15hrs I drive to the Karen police station.
@introvert , tunahitaji sketch ya hii maneno tuelewe visuuuuri:)…fanya kama ile ya “insulated the mabati walls”
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upepo
January 17, 2017, 1:03pm
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Purr_27:
Early 30’s
Shida ya @Ice_Cube ilikuwa nini ili wengine turekebishe kabla ya ku-apply.
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system
January 17, 2017, 1:14pm
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Riddim:
@Female Perspective …unaitwo
@introvert , tunahitaji sketch ya hii maneno tuelewe visuuuuri:)…fanya kama ile ya “insulated the mabati walls”
Ngoja nipark hii Labogin halafu nikuje.
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spear
January 17, 2017, 1:15pm
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“I told you so” I couldn’t resist. Wachana na bibi ya watu while there are many ladies around.
That said, I’m glad you are still here with us.
Lastly register that car as armoured with NPS before they start looking for you and claiming you are part of international crime syndicate.
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Fala_12
January 17, 2017, 1:21pm
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wacha nikuibie siri lakini in silence cubes asione anaeza nitumia jeshi…
sasa sometime last year cubes alisema yeye ni mutu wa 4pumps a shot 3 shots a week. nayeye purity ako ile age blanket yenye wanawake hawavai ngodha juu ya nyengese (36-40something…bjurman alieleza in detail jana) so purity kuwa anaona ni kama anaonjeswa tuu akaenda maombi kwa padre liberty. liberty kumuombea maombi ikajibiwa na marine one kilo. siida ni kuwa kufika kwa kina kilo purity aliambiwa awache kuface mt kenya aanze kuface lake fulani huwa na hyacinth… sa purity akaona hatoboi akarudi ndeiya pale kwa busheri… sa hapo naye waka akakuwa anamuwacha kwa kitanda saa tisa asubuhi anaenda kukamua njaū… sa kikakuwa kimeumana kabisa purity akarudi kwa fr.liberty … fr. maombi ya pili akaona dawa ni kitu permanent, wakaendea ile vibrator ya mjengo ya Randy… so by COB jana vibrator imepatikana lakini inahitaji continous power suppy. as we speak wako kwa mzito introfart wakimsikizia atoe ile betri iko kwa pacemaker ya guka awawekee kwa vibrator. shida sasa ni guka ako karibu kuwa Rip lakini hio ndio ilikuwa prophecy ya uwes kwa ile ndoto ya jana
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:D:D:D:D now i should sell my jalopy and consider importing an armoured 110 even though i dont pursue vaginas that have ‘owners’.
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spear
January 17, 2017, 1:30pm
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wacha nikuibie siri lakini in silence cubes asione anaeza nitumia jeshi…
sasa sometime last year cubes alisema yeye ni mutu wa 4pumps a shot 3 shots a week. nayeye purity ako ile age blanket yenye wanawake hawavai ngodha juu ya nyengese (36-40something…bjurman alieleza in detail jana) so purity kuwa anaona ni kama anaonjeswa tuu akaenda maombi kwa padre liberty. liberty kumuombea maombi ikajibiwa na marine one kilo. siida ni kuwa kufika kwa kina kilo purity aliambiwa awache kuface mt kenya aanze kuface lake fulani huwa na hyacinth… sa purity akaona hatoboi akarudi ndeiya pale kwa busheri… sa hapo naye waka akakuwa anamuwacha kwa kitanda saa tisa asubuhi anaenda kukamua njaū… sa kikakuwa kimeumana kabisa purity akarudi kwa fr.liberty … fr. maombi ya pili akaona dawa ni kitu permanent, wakaendea ile vibrator ya mjengo ya Randy… so by COB jana vibrator imepatikana lakini inahitaji continous power suppy. as we speak wako kwa mzito introfart wakimsikizia atoe ile betri iko kwa pacemaker ya guka awawekee kwa vibrator. shida sasa ni guka ako karibu kuwa Rip lakini hio ndio ilikuwa prophecy ya uwes kwa ile ndoto ya jana
Whatever you are using in this hot Njaanuary, ni Kali.
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Fala_12
January 17, 2017, 1:31pm
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introvert:
:D:D:D
DO1 Senji.
najua umekubali kuua guka lakini ni sawa tu … bwawe fwakin sieeet
wacha nikuibie siri lakini in silence cubes asione anaeza nitumia jeshi…
sasa sometime last year cubes alisema yeye ni mutu wa 4pumps a shot 3 shots a week. nayeye purity ako ile age blanket yenye wanawake hawavai ngodha juu ya nyengese (36-40something…bjurman alieleza in detail jana) so purity kuwa anaona ni kama anaonjeswa tuu akaenda maombi kwa padre liberty. liberty kumuombea maombi ikajibiwa na marine one kilo. siida ni kuwa kufika kwa kina kilo purity aliambiwa awache kuface mt kenya aanze kuface lake fulani huwa na hyacinth… sa purity akaona hatoboi akarudi ndeiya pale kwa busheri… sa hapo naye waka akakuwa anamuwacha kwa kitanda saa tisa asubuhi anaenda kukamua njaū… sa kikakuwa kimeumana kabisa purity akarudi kwa fr.liberty … fr. maombi ya pili akaona dawa ni kitu permanent, wakaendea ile vibrator ya mjengo ya Randy… so by COB jana vibrator imepatikana lakini inahitaji continous power suppy. as we speak wako kwa mzito introfart wakimsikizia atoe ile betri iko kwa pacemaker ya guka awawekee kwa vibrator. shida sasa ni guka ako karibu kuwa Rip lakini hio ndio ilikuwa prophecy ya uwes kwa ile ndoto ya jana
:D:D nashuku uliibiwa hii story na mtu, lakini kwa waka complications zilikua ametandikia ng’ombe mattress kwa bedroom halafu usiku anajifanya anaenda choo mara kama 50 lakini wakiwasha taa ako tu hapo chini kwa mattress. Sijui alikua anafanya nini. True Story.
Hatusemi he is an animal lover, lakini anatoka Kiambu
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Jefe
January 17, 2017, 1:33pm
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hii ni moja ya zile MRP Uhuru alipea polisi? o_O
Riddim
January 17, 2017, 1:34pm
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wacha nikuibie siri lakini in silence cubes asione anaeza nitumia jeshi…
sasa sometime last year cubes alisema yeye ni mutu wa 4pumps a shot 3 shots a week. nayeye purity ako ile age blanket yenye wanawake hawavai ngodha juu ya nyengese (36-40something…bjurman alieleza in detail jana) so purity kuwa anaona ni kama anaonjeswa tuu akaenda maombi kwa padre liberty. liberty kumuombea maombi ikajibiwa na marine one kilo. siida ni kuwa kufika kwa kina kilo purity aliambiwa awache kuface mt kenya aanze kuface lake fulani huwa na hyacinth… sa purity akaona hatoboi akarudi ndeiya pale kwa busheri… sa hapo naye waka akakuwa anamuwacha kwa kitanda saa tisa asubuhi anaenda kukamua njaū… sa kikakuwa kimeumana kabisa purity akarudi kwa fr.liberty … fr. maombi ya pili akaona dawa ni kitu permanent, wakaendea ile vibrator ya mjengo ya Randy… so by COB jana vibrator imepatikana lakini inahitaji continous power suppy. as we speak wako kwa mzito introfart wakimsikizia atoe ile betri iko kwa pacemaker ya guka awawekee kwa vibrator. shida sasa ni guka ako karibu kuwa Rip lakini hio ndio ilikuwa prophecy ya uwes kwa ile ndoto ya jana
Avai Njagí kwí mundu arakwenderia fangi njaanuary:D:D:D
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Fala_12
January 17, 2017, 1:41pm
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Ice_Cube:
:D:D nashuku uliibiwa hii story na mtu, lakini kwa waka complications zilikua ametandikia ng’ombe mattress kwa bedroom halafu usiku anajifanya anaenda choo mara kama 50 lakini wakiwasha taa ako tu hapo chini kwa mattress. Sijui alikua anafanya nini. True Story.
Hatusemi he is an animal lover, lakini anatoka Kiambu
naskia kwa waka kulikuwa pia na mbusi kondoo kuku na funda…
lakini cid hii maneno yote ni wewe kukosa kufikisha threshold imesababisha
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nimewacha pombe sasa, hadi nilikua natafuta mtu amesha zaa nisifanye kazi mingi.lakini sasa threshold itapanda
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Wapi naweza pata armoured used car?
Fala_12
January 17, 2017, 1:47pm
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yaani advice ya expert m2random haijaingia kwa kichwa bado? mambo ya threshold itabidi tutume mfupaspective aconfirm
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system
January 17, 2017, 2:01pm
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U were doing well until u mentioned single mothers.
Most importantly the event has opened my eyes and I have decided to change my ways, no longer will I chase after married pusssy, am a changed man, a man hell-bent on doing only good, in fact am contemplating on starting a charity organisation in my name aimed at helping destitute kids and single mothers
mtadao
January 17, 2017, 2:22pm
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Eeeh mbica of you cocking the glock James Bond style
Viking
January 17, 2017, 2:26pm
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You were lucky, tungeona kwa 9pm news ‘Love triangle turns sour’