chunga sana vile unaongelesha my sweetie
Take off your shoes and socks. Enjoy the sand between your toes.
Generali wakamet tulia
You have 5 last chances.
caretaker ,kwanini usijifanye busy you unclog mitaro ya maji taka,usafishe hapo nje ya gate etc badala ya kutusumbua hapa?
Nimenyimwa slices but isorait
Zote ni safi,hadi nimekata ile miti ya mikima huangusha majani kwa compound…
Niaje polygamist? Wives wameungana kukumalisa?
‘If animals like you ,they lick you.
If they hate you,they eat you.
At least with them, you know where you stand.’
Saa hii akili yangu imejaa waru na si mchezo.
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A millipede does not have a million legs
Neither does it have a thousand
If you want to know
Go catch one and count…
umeamua kufanya kama caretaker mwingine wa mzungu alishow mzungu wakate mti ati inangusha majani ,mzungu akakubali wakaikata,siku iliyofuata jamaa akararukia job kama kawaida akakuta hakuna job ,akauliza mzungu kwanini amemufuta job mzungu akamwambia hiyo mti ndio ilikuwa imefanya amwandike kazi ya kufagia hiyo majani na vile haitakuwa inamwaga majani tena his services were no longer needed
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Hiyo ni harambee
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Free up my mind? Who said it was imprisoned…
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They’re more faithful than this Catholic nyau.
Tofauti ya huyo jamaa na mimi ni kuwa ploti ni yangu,pia mimi nilizikata sasa hakuna kivuli tena.Hesabu zingine sisi hufanya