Leta Hekaya kamili.
Stock ya mvua iliisha ndo wanagojea stock mpya ifike.
Niaje Bukusu jeuri?
Yaani umesota mpaka hauna mbinu hii wikendi?
Wachaga ufala ya kumaliza mshahara within two days na mapoko hawawana ata afya.
Niliwai raruliwa trouser na ma K9 one time hapo kibra nkitoka kubinjana kwa kisokorokwinyo fulani. Ilibidi ntembee hadi Ungwaro juu zile mabob za fare nlikuwa nazo zilidondoka hapo kwa scene.
Nishawai kutiliwa na mama mwenye nyumba nikimanga mboch.
I hid under her own bed, akaingia aka- change nguo, akainama kutafuta slippers chini ya bed nikampatilia …(scariest moment)
When the coast was clear nikaruka na dirisha ya bedroom.
True Story!
Ata ni juzi tu. Jirani namchapia akuje we spend the night together anasema anakam afta kupeleka mtoi kwa sistake. I panicked coz I thought hatakubali. Nilipanga keja spidi na kitu inaniuma ni that nilitumia cologne yangu kama air freshener. Nilispray yote ikaisha. Yes she came and I “climbed” her but am still mourning the loss of my cologne.
shimo mbaya ni ya nyoka
Lakini wewe @Ka-Buda this neighborhood you live is a joke . Si the other day one of your female neighbors killed or threatened to kill all her kids and there was blood on her hands? Kwani unaishi Gotham city where batman reigns?
May this year pale naksvegas. Ki weekday ivi chapia kunguru Ya college ambayo tumesumbuana miezi kadhaa. Tukachapa mzinga matot kadhaa kwa ndae. Drive hadi club then park Karibu na entrance. dance kiasi. Dame ma karaoke. Nikasema tutoke juu hii ujinga Ya karaoke sipendi.
Tukaingia kwa ndae. Maulevi zikasema tuexchange mate. Mikono zika do the walking hapa na pale. Masteam zikapanda. johny walker akasema turuke backseat nionje vitu nimetamani siku nyingi. Mkono moja majegi nyingine chukua cd mahali mi huficha. Kuvaa tu hivi, naona tochi ka sita kwa kila dirisha.
Karaos on patrol had been called by the management. Nikachukua koti kuficha msedes. Nikaruka drivers seat nakuwasha gari nikasema nitoke stairo Ya Baldev Chaga. Kumbe manyangau wameblock nyuma. Niliteremsha kioo kiasi nikanyenyekea na kuwaambia nitacooperate. Dem all this while amejikunja pale nyuma.
Kwa ufupi. Mmoja allingia. Tukatoka Kwa scene of crime. Tukasort kiwanaume. Baadae nilipeleka kwa room nikajiandalia vitu vizuuri. Lakini niliapa Ya kwamba hata mate sitaki kwa gari!!
Post nut clarity manenoz. :D:D Hope it was worth it. Lakini hii mambo ya kuchukua slices kutoka baby mommas si poa. Both of you need to move on!! 
believe me its the best,unaeza kuwa unaletwa juu coz of child support manenos ama kisokorokwinyo ulinunulia rover ya 30mil,huku ukiitwa matusi yote ya dunia but the minute unamcheki cheki na ile look ya them days,my fren,ile bladaa inashikilia chupi inakua loose inadunda,bra huji kama ni stick on ju iko tayari kwa TV imezuia sura ya mtangazaji,sa hio anakushow vile wewe ni mtiaji time zake,anachezesha mkwangalas,kiss hazitambui lokeshen,upikiwe baada ya slices na uitwe daddy as always.It will never be a dryspell with baby mama around.i know this coz mimi ni shapiki wa hizi mchezo
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:D:D Hiyo bond kati ya wazazi si kidogo.
Men these pictures are taking awfully long to upload.
unasema pole polee
May be we should just Google fire in Hackney. This nigga be lying.
After six months of chasing, I got a new puthy. By new I mean untapped fruit…I didn’t mind to be her first. The last time I broke one was 2004. Kumbe they still exist even at 28.
Perfume gani?