Blasty
August 30, 2021, 11:22pm
21
One of the guys remarked, “jana alitubeba ujinga. Ama nimtwange bare?”
I wish angejaribu. A 19-year old slapping me? Si tuwekwe ring pamoja. I’ll wipe the floor with him.
The bartender accompanied me to my place. I gave him some money. Can’t push my luck tena. I don’t want a weapon. Prison-time sitaki. Sitaki alama za uso. I just want to drink in peace.
Hujaacha pombe ghaseer hii?
Aint this the same chap who got random men paying for his drinks? Sasa ameingia importeshen?:D:D:D
Jimit
August 31, 2021, 5:25am
23
Totally bana. Izi hekaya zinanikalia fake scripted bullshit kama movies za budget ya 500 bob.
Jimit
August 31, 2021, 5:26am
24
Usicatch mkubwa. Shika handkerchief kapanguze machos
usituwache hanging banae
Randy
August 31, 2021, 7:29am
26
He went and bought cigarettes with a kshs 500 but the shop keeper didn’t have change they agreed he will come to collect it later… A few hours later he shows up to collect his change and the shopkeeper decides he doesn’t owe him shit… long story short words were exchange and property was damage… shopkeeper picks up a knife and comes out badala jamaa atoroke he decides to engage him in a fight and the worst happens… The shopkeeper was beaten half to death before the cops rescued him…
Hii tabia shop keepers wengi huwa nayo. Kuna mmoja pale County is the master of kujisahaulisha na kukauka mdomo. Iko siku he couldn’t forget a three days sh. 20 debt aka ambiwa yeye hujisahaulisha pesa ya watu.
simong
August 31, 2021, 4:14pm
28
So jana I tricked these youths into escorting me to my place. Then I vanished. Walikuwa wanangoja payment. Fools.
One of my friends told me, “Tauren, if you ever go to the same bar and get back home alive, we’ll forever speak of your name in hushed tones and nothing is impossible for you in this world.”
So leo I went back. Drank myself silly. As I was leaving the dreadlocked nigga walks in and grabs my arm. I shrug him off. The real bar-owner called one of the muscular bartenders and whispered something. The guy escorted me out. Kufika nje I find 3 guys waiting for me. Wale wasee wa jana. The muscular ninja points a finger at them ati “tuheshimiane.”
3 guys!? Hata siyo mmoja. I’ll beat him akifika area yangu. I don’t fight with weapons. I don’t hire goons. Ukipigwa kubali enda lala. Shenzi
mulefwii, takataka, ghaser :meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi:
Carry a concealed weapon.
This baby works wonders, especially when pulling it from the flesh.
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Are you on Darwins payroll?
Wewe ghaseer hii story yako iko na versions ngapi? Juzi ulikuwa unatomba bibi ya mwenye pub leo tena ni takataka gani unatuandikia hapa
Jaweed
September 1, 2021, 5:04pm
31
So jana I tricked these youths into escorting me to my place. Then I vanished. Walikuwa wanangoja payment. Fools.
One of my friends told me, “Tauren, if you ever go to the same bar and get back home alive, we’ll forever speak of your name in hushed tones and nothing is impossible for you in this world.”
So leo I went back. Drank myself silly. As I was leaving the dreadlocked nigga walks in and grabs my arm. I shrug him off. The real bar-owner called one of the muscular bartenders and whispered something. The guy escorted me out. Kufika nje I find 3 guys waiting for me. Wale wasee wa jana. The muscular ninja points a finger at them ati “tuheshimiane.”
3 guys!? Hata siyo mmoja. I’ll beat him akifika area yangu. I don’t fight with weapons. I don’t hire goons. Ukipigwa kubali enda lala. Shenzi
Baaaada ya Keg ni vita wacha ushenzi
Randy:
stubbed
sema STABBED randy , ume repeat hii kitu mara mingi