AMEKWAMA!!!! she wont leave

[Ice_Cube]

@Benito

:DZamani kulikuwa wengine wa Raggae unampeleka Nyumbani Saturday usiku anakatalia. Inabidi umpeleke Raggae out Wed alafu unamhepea huko… Huko tena mwingine anamchukua. Akikatalia anampeleka Saturday.

:D:D:D:D

[Budspencer]

@Ice_Cube

na akiletea nyef nyef atapata ameitwa Dad very soon

Whereas his sperms never came anywhere near that kid. Ilikutana na cervix ikiwa imefungwa na mucus plug:D

[thesavage]

@forestmonkey

so jana(friday) nili hook-up with this yellow yellow chick my type probably a 9/10. it was supposed to be a one night kind of thing alafu leo asubuhi(saturday) aondoke because leo pia nina nyama, but amekataa kuenda, anatumia excuses kama am feelling cold can i spend another night, you are a hardworking man you need a woman around blah blah blah. before anyone says anything i cant send her to buy mkate alafu nifunge nyumba since my house is stocked full of food 2 weeks worth of food(am prepared for a nuclear holocaust) kama a true alpha this girl is supposed to be out(hadi ameanza kujuna na shephard wangu) by now imebidi mzoga ya leo nikulie kwa hoteli alafu niregee home…

am used to living alone, i just cant stand her nime disable dstv asiangalie tv wapi…siezi zima wifi because i depend on it alot… i have a plan though

kesho nitamwambia tuende church(am an ethiest but yeye anapenda church) tukifika church niende washroom and thats when nitaregea parking lot and i drive back home to freedom

Dealing with such chicks is very hard. Amakupea. Umechapa kuchapa. Humataki. Anajifanya hashikanishi kuwa ni saa yake kuondoka. Naona utamtoa tu lakini aya lazima. Vikwamilizi vinakuacha na hisia mbaya tu moyoni. Hutaki mtu na bado huwezi kusema peupe sikutaki.

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

Wahenga wa Shine Eye were not stupid wakidai “Nyeki ya nja ndìrìkaga”…
We umekula nyasi ya mtaa,sasa kula ujeuri yako. Methinks she has been planning for this day the longest time…

[vladmir_putin]

Uko mali ngumu sana. Very stingy man, you expect kukamua mtu and then you don’t want to pay her how do you expect? Kukula ni kulipa schupit

[Karoga]

Beta male problem can’t relate ,alpha male atachukua mchipi ile ya beads za maasai and tandika kunguru imekataa kutoka kwako …alaaah

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Chiefguest

I forgot to give a final advise and this applies to all villagers … never take a chick to your house when the fridge and shelves are overflowing with foodstuffs. These bitches tend to get comfortable when they see a strong Food Security Policy in Your house.

Hehe … nasi ati nachekelea waluya

[Naughty_stick]

Not all those who are married proposed to one another. Wengine wanakam tu kama huyu kunguru. Kua tayari kuitwa baba fulani

[WuTang]

Bonga na caretaker stima na maji ipotee, uone venye kunguru atahepa.

[Ice_Cube]

@WuTang

Bonga na caretaker stima na maji ipotee, uone venye kunguru atahepa.

WuTang kuna wale hizi stunts haziwashtui huku nje. My small cousin wanted to get rid of his Kunguru this valentines imepita. So as the day approached, he stated openly hana pesa hiyo time bana he said he was broke mbaya na vals hakuna kitu atafanya. Kunguru ilikuja home wakakaa valentines yote indoors kwa bed kunyanduana tu na kukula. She never complained. Now the fella is confused and anashindwa afanye nini

[WuTang]

@Ice_Cube

WuTang kuna wale hizi stunts haziwashtui huku nje. My small cousin wanted to get rid of his Kunguru this valentines imepita. So as the day approached, he stated openly hana pesa hiyo time bana he said he was broke mbaya na vals hakuna kitu atafanya. Kunguru ilikuja home wakakaa valentines yote indoors kwa bed kunyanduana tu na kukula. She never complained. Now the fella is confused and anashindwa afanye nini

:D:D:D:D:D. Mtu atapeana mimba, bado kunguru yuko kwake?

[MBOMB]

Usikose kutumia @admin card ya wedding a-pin…senji.

[Ice_Cube]

@WuTang

:D:D:D:D:D. Mtu atapeana mimba, bado kunguru yuko kwake?

alikaa around four days after vals then My cousin faked a trip to ocha. He even called me to go pick him up nikamchukua but the girl left behind a backpack with her clothes and some panties. Niliambia cuzo apambane na hali yake amepata khupipi. :D:D

[Nyamgondho]

@WuTang

Bonga na caretaker stima na maji ipotee, uone venye kunguru atahepa.

Hii story ni fake sijui kunguru anaweza taka kukaa kwako na ni neighbor. Kama ni neiba she will go back to her house and come back when she wants ndio pia akusome.

[forestmonkey]

@Pendejo

Pathetic manlet, you should have your balls plucked and shoved up your urethra.

Ghaseer takataka wewe heshimu elder.

[gashwin]

@Chiefguest

Let me issue another free consultancy here but before that I want to ask you when was the last time you watched KTN news or read standard newspaper? A certain grandson of the famous ex-president of Kenya the proclaimed professor of Kenyan politics took a kunguru to a certain hotel in some remote place of tranzoia county, milked her for four days three nights and left without paying a dime. Back to your case now, take the chick for a gateaway in some funky hotel in ngong. Eat nyama choma na ukunywe Guinness book a room, kamua mrembo proper excuse yourself that you want to collect some parcel from town then u will be back, pay the hotel bills and vanish. When she returns to the neighborhood finally after selling her pu**y to the hotel manager she will know that Satan has a son and that son is you… Akikuona anafunga mecho… This is experience

Wacha ukatili. That is your sister unapangia evil.

[Chaos]

Kukwama ni kusema nini?? In your own house? Get serious bro

[gashwin]

@Chiefguest

never take a chick to your house when the fridge and shelves are overflowing with foodstuffs. These bitches tend to get comfortable when they see a strong Food Security Policy in Your house.

some of us do not even know when we’ll get lucky to get someone to tke to the house!

[gashwin]

@Budspencer

Whereas his sperms never came anywhere near that kid. Ilikutana na cervix ikiwa imefungwa na mucus plug:D

inafunga hako kashimo kanaitwa os. watu wengine watafikiria ni operating system

[nelo_angelo]

Kwanza vile unasema kunguru ni jirani inamaanisha kunguru amekuwa akifanya recon for a while akaona you are financially doing well na hauna bibi. Sasa vile ali infiltrate ndani ya keja amejionea uko sawa kabisa in terms of food and other things. Sasa after sex kunguru amejua she has no need for a sponsor, yeye amepata bwana:D:D:D