Anger and sex

[system]

@uwesmake @mobi ana ku copy, anauliza maswali ya kijinga kama wewe, mtiririko kama wako na ata majina mengine kama mbayambaya. Mkanye

[AMB_Sunday]

Anger makes your testosterone levels flare up, mix that up with some sex and voila! You got a chemical reaction. Hope you stayed strapped up though. Juu the niceness and all that anger can make you dumb. Cheers!

[Fala_12]

@jaymoh

@uwesmake @mobi ana ku copy, anauliza maswali ya kijinga kama wewe, mtiririko kama wako na ata majina mengine kama mbayambaya. Mkanye

Kakamue ngamia

[Eng_iti]

@Purple

Maliar hupikia mtu supper? She sounds decent ni vile tu hana hubby. At least ni poa kushow appreciation. Anaeza sema “hizi pesa ni za nyama ya kesho” or something of the sort.

Both parties enjoyed. No need for ‘compesating’ one

[lovemashbae]

efdence pls nione kama atalia pia

[Tia]

hukufikisha threshold ya kijiji. Elder chieth

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Mathaais

In ktalk everyone has a sexy girlfriend, wife, workmate, neighbor, ex etc etc.
Who sends all of you lucky fellas here?

I have a sexy crush. Here on KTalk. :D:D:D

[sodamadiaba]

Explanation: You imagine the p*thy is a punching bag na unaipiga mti sawasawa.
ENDS.

[system]

@Mathaais

In ktalk everyone has a sexy girlfriend, wife, workmate, neighbor, ex etc etc.
Who sends all of you lucky fellas here?

I believe my wife is sexy too

[kender9]

@Fala 12

Btw kunguru imerudisha vitu??

Nimeenda Naivas nikanunua replacements , fridge, microwave, cooker, mattress , dispenser, tv , home theatre , na six pack ya Tusker cider.

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@kender9

Nimeenda Naivas nikanunua replacements , fridge, microwave, cooker, mattress , dispenser, tv , home theatre , na six pack ya Tusker cider.

Tusker Cider eh? By any chance does that kunguru you used to ‘fuga’ drink?
And if she does,whats her favourite drink?

Oh and you also have the option “ya kunyamaza ungoje uamuzi wa korti”

[Fala_12]

@kender9

Nimeenda Naivas nikanunua replacements , fridge, microwave, cooker, mattress , dispenser, tv , home theatre , na six pack ya Tusker cider.

Swali iko kwa tusker cider tuu

[system]

@Tia

hukufikisha threshold ya kijiji. Elder chieth

NV MEFFI

[SnazzyKenyan]

@Purple

Ulimwachia kakitu ama you had all that enjoyment for free?

I thought you women r supposed to pay us kwa kuwafikisha heaven?

[Nattydread]

@Purple

Ulimwachia kakitu ama you had all that enjoyment for free?

Kama alikuwa analia na kumoan throughout sababu ya sweetness na niceness, ni yeye angempa @mobi kakitu.

Mukoroko muache.

[system]

@SnazzyKenyan

I thought you women r supposed to pay us kwa kuwafikisha heaven?

Oh pris there’s no heaven. :D:D Most of those cries sijui moans are fake. Trust me on this one! But ladies do it to massage a man’s ego.
@Nattydread thought you should know too. They’re fake moans…haha
Kwanza ukiona amekaa sana and you want him to come quickly akuache you fake those moans. lol

[Nattydread]

@Purple

Oh pris there’s no heaven. :D:D Most of those cries sijui moans are fake. Trust me on this one! But ladies do it to massage a man’s ego.
@Nattydread thought you should know too. They’re fake moans…haha
Kwanza ukiona amekaa sana and you want him to come quickly akuache you fake those moans. It’s true!

Kama wewe nikufake tu nakubali uachiagwe so mbili za damages.

[uwesmake]

@It's Le Scumbag

Tusker Cider eh? By any chance does that kunguru you used to ‘fuga’ drink?
And if she does,whats her favourite drink?

Oh and you also have the option “ya kunyamaza ungoje uamuzi wa korti”

KUMA ya mende

[system]

@Nattydread

Kama wewe nikufake tu nakubali uachiagwe so mbili za damages.

[SIZE=6]Sorry, guys: Up to 80 percent of women admit faking it
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Women seek to speed things up [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]In the paper revealing these results, Brewer and Hendrie use the phrase “manipulate male behavior to [the women’s] advantage” which sounds like the women were trying to wrangle a pair of diamond earrings out of the guy.

But that’s not really what they meant. For example, [/SIZE][SIZE=5]“women reported using these vocalizations to ‘speed up’ their partner’s ejaculation due to boredom, fatigue, discomfort, time limitations,” Brewer said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]
In other words, the sounds the women emitted were not because they were out-of-control excited. Indeed, when they were most excited, say during oral sex when they were more likely to have an orgasm, they didn’t do much of the old scream-n-shout.[/SIZE]
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/38006774/ns/health-sexual_health/t/sorry-guys-percent-women-admit-faking-it/
[SIZE=6][/SIZE]

[Eng_iti]

@Purple

[SIZE=6]Sorry, guys: Up to 80 percent of women admit faking it
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Women seek to speed things up [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]In the paper revealing these results, Brewer and Hendrie use the phrase “manipulate male behavior to [the women’s] advantage” which sounds like the women were trying to wrangle a pair of diamond earrings out of the guy.

But that’s not really what they meant. For example, [/SIZE][SIZE=5]“women reported using these vocalizations to ‘speed up’ their partner’s ejaculation due to boredom, fatigue, discomfort, time limitations,” Brewer said.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]
In other words, the sounds the women emitted were not because they were out-of-control excited. Indeed, when they were most excited, say during oral sex when they were more likely to have an orgasm, they didn’t do much of the old scream-n-shout.[/SIZE]
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/38006774/ns/health-sexual_health/t/sorry-guys-percent-women-admit-faking-it/
[SIZE=6][/SIZE]

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