Ndio hii Part 2 hapa.
Had to post it in a different category because I wanted to rate it Explicit. Staki @admin asinukishe kitunguu
system
August 10, 2018, 12:50pm
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elder hekaya iko timam lakini osungu!!! say bought a bottle of 2L coke
Jimit
August 12, 2018, 9:03am
24
sio kwa ubaya lakini whats the difference between a bedsitter and a single room??
bedsitter huwa na bedroom,sitting room na choo
Who gives a damn whether u read it or not?u r known not to appreciate other people’s hekayas
No need to get personal. You can’t force someone to like something they don’t.
U r personal in almost all hekayas villagers post here.keep ur vitriol to urself Mr.publisher.let us enjoy the hekayas in peace.if u don’t like them,close the door behind u n don’t come back.
Nobody forced u to like any of them either.but being negative in everything villagers post shows what type of a negative n pessimistic n jealous n envious person u r.some vices r associated to the ladies only.not a grown up man.how old are you?
U never say anything positive to any hekaya as if urs are better. @Nyarwath n @kk doing far much better than u in hekaya writing.some of those hekayas are educative or informative or entertaining. All u do is vomit ur vitriol. U must be one lazy man only looking for the negatives of other people’s effort.
qamquotqamnege:
Nobody forced u to like any of them either.but being negative in everything villagers post shows what type of a negative n pessimistic n jealous n envious person u r.some vices r [COLOR=rgb(226, 80, 65)]associated to the ladies only.not a grown up man.how old are you?
qamquotqamnege:
U never say anything positive to any hekaya as if urs are better. @Nyarwath n @kk doing far much better than u in hekaya writing.some of those hekayas are educative or informative or entertaining. All u do is vomit ur vitriol. U must be one lazy man only looking for the [COLOR=rgb(226, 80, 65)]negatives of other people’s effort.
Somebody’s in a bad mood today. When you calm down and write a lucid response in proper English then I’ll respond.
Senje
August 14, 2018, 7:31pm
33
It was one of those lazy Saturday afternoons when one is plotless and bila psyche. I was in my crib (bedsitter) flipping through channels on my new Startimes decoder. Kidogo kidogo, I heard a knock on my door. I hesitated. I was not in the mood to entertain anyone. The knocking persisted and I could hear giggling. I instantly knew who was knocking. It was my neighbour Jackie. Jackie was the kimbele mbele type of chic who happened to be in my situation i.e. usually broke and in a not-so-permanent job. Many a time I’d loan her cash which she never repaid but I never followed up since I regularly got free meals at her place. She was a good sport though and there was never a dull moment when Jackie was around. I opened the door for her to come in.
And alas, she was not alone. She was accompanied by this naive-looking but fine ass mama. Ma introductions zikaanza; " Sasa KK? Mbona unakataa kutufungulia?" “Na mbona hata curtain hujafungua? Kwani unawatch porno?!” I swear this chic had a loose nut. Mimi nani. Sikuwa nataka kuchoma picha day one. “Hapana. Nilikuwa nimedoze. Hata nyinyi ndio mmeniamsha.” I turned my gaze towards her friend, “Achana na huyu amechizi (referring to Jackie). “Naitwa KK.” “Unaitwa?” She told me her name was Angie. I asked them to have a seat as I poured them juice. Angie sat on my bed while Jackie made herself comfortable on my 2-seater. Small talk ensued. I gathered they were in college together and that she worked at one of the 5-star hotels as an accounts clerk. She had come to look for a house in our hood. Sasa mimi kuskia yeye anafanya kazi kwa hoteli Fisi mode ikakuwa activated. Anyone who has interacted with people who work in the hospitality industry will tell you that most (esp. chics) are very liberal. After 30 minutes of banter the two decided to leave so as to embark on their house hunt. I gave them contacts of two guys who were property agents and also gave them tips on where to look. They left and I went on bumming indoors.
Later that evening at around 7:00 pm, I got a text from Jackie. ‘‘KK si ukuje nikupromote supper. Na kama uko na mzinga unaeza beba’’ I immediately figured out that Angie was still around since Jackie was no fan of hard liquor. My whole body became alert. A small bulge started showing through my boxers. It hit me that I hadn’t showered the entire day and since there was no time I chapad a passport mbio mbio, got dressed and brushed my teeth. I also ‘withdrew’ 2 packets of Trust Condoms (Maisha iko sawa na Trust:D) from my stash in case this was to become my lucky night. I did not have any drink in my house so I passed by the local wines and spirits and bought one 750 ml bottle of Viceroy brandy.#UjingaNi ).
I got to Jackie’s place and found the two seemingly having a good time. I was no stranger to Jackie’s crib and sat strategically next to Angie on Jackie’s bed and was offered ugali and a very generous serving of chicken Hiyo kuku ilikuwa delicious kuruka na niliirarua haraka kama mtu wa mjengo and within no time I was done. After the meal, I helped pour the brandy into the two available tumblers while I took mine in a mug. Jackie had already bought a 2L Coke bottle the contents of which we used as a mixer . I then hooked up my phone to Jackie’s woofer and we blasted songs from a playlist I had created specifically for these sort of shindigs. I engaged Angie most of the time as Jackie typed away on her mobile. This was turning out to be a good night!
As we were sipping our drinks and making merry, Angie received a call on her mobile. She stepped out to receive the call and Jackie immediately turned into her usual normal self. “Skiza KK. Huyu dame beshte yangu nataka umkeep company hapa kwangu.” “Mi nataka kuduck juu Mike (her sponsor/boyfriend) ameniita K1 na staki kubebana na Angie.” I sensed she was afraid of competition from her hotter friend. “Nitarudi saa nane hivi so pliiiizzz we mbambe na uhakikishe ako sawa.” I received this new piece of information with excitement and even made an imaginary salute to Mike for making this all happen. I promised to do my best to entertain Angie. Shortly afterwards Angie came back and Jackie broke the news that she would be leaving to meet up with her boyfriend. Angie did not seem upset or perturbed that her host would be leaving her. If anything, she seemed happy. It was probably the alcohol though, I thought to myself. Jackie picked a very revealing outfit and rushed to my crib to get dressed (#BedsitterManenos ). After dressing up, she came back and called the local cab guy to pick her. As she waited for the cab guy to arrive, she gulped what remained of her brandy. She had lied to her sponsor that she was out partying with friends so the alcohol breath was meant to be proof. Smart girl this one.
After Jackie’s departure, the night really began. I quickly realized I had misjudged Angie . On face value she… (to be continued . )
Mata-core episodes peleka k1…ukianza hekaya maliza…