Anomalous Kenyans

[Greedy_Genius]

@gashwin

Kwani unanunua nyama soko mjinga where they don’t wrap for you?

Maybe he works in a butchery.

[gashwin]

@Greedy Genius

Maybe he works in a butchery.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[majizee]

@MkenyaHalisi

Wewe ni boss na bado uko na busheri?

Ouru alisema makanzeti ni ya kufunga nyama

[system]

@MkenyaHalisi

Kenyans got very peculiar habits. I find some of them very annoying but there is little you can do because you have to pretend that all is okey. … What other Kenyan habits do you find wanting?[ATTACH=full]173103[/ATTACH]

I hate that Kenyan practice of asking people to donate money to them so that they can pay dowry or they can have a big wedding ceremony.
This is the most stupidest thing. Kwani hukujua getting married costs money?

[spear]

@Yunomi

I hate that Kenyan practice of asking people to donate money to you so that you can pay dowry or you can have a big wedding ceremony.
This is the most stupidest thing. Kwani hukujua getting married costs money?

Mimi niliambiwa I’m lucky my kids have been picked to be in the wedding procession. Nika sema sawa. Next thing nikapewa bill ya 50K ya nguo yao from one particular shop. They didn’t go to that wedding. I spent 12K on new cloths for them and 8K taking them for fun day instead on that particular day.

[user4]

@MkenyaHalisi

Kenyans got very peculiar habits. I find some of them very annoying but there is little you can do because you have to pretend that all is okey. For instance you buy a newspaper in the morning, get to the office at around 8.15am but the newspaper is taken away before you can even switch on your computer. The paper disappears and the next time you are coming across it is so mutilated, some pages missing, magazines plucked off probably three or more hours later. If you dont buy a newspaper wait till the owner is through gather some courtesy and borrow it sio hiyo tabia chwara ya wakenya… What other Kenyan habits do you find wanting?[ATTACH=full]173103[/ATTACH]

Niaje Edu
I can see you through a socket from Kahawa House to Vladivostok

[system]

@spear

Mimi niliambiwa I’m lucky my kids have been picked to be in the wedding procession. Nika sema sawa. Next thing nikapewa bill ya 50K ya nguo yao from one particular shop. They didn’t go to that wedding. I spent 12K on new cloths for them and 8K taking them for fun day instead on that particular day.

Hawa watu huona other Kenyans are foolish sana. 50K?? Ngai fafa. Mwizi is not just the guy who comes in the middle of the night.

[sitaki]

@spear

Mimi niliambiwa I’m lucky my kids have been picked to be in the wedding procession. Nika sema sawa. Next thing nikapewa bill ya 50K ya nguo yao from one particular shop. They didn’t go to that wedding. I spent 12K on new cloths for them and 8K taking them for fun day instead on that particular day.

mambo a weddings sipendi, sometime back my daughter took of with one of the cakes, at one point she was besides me, the other moment I saw her heading towards where they keep the cake, then I heard shouts and I saw her running holding the cake towards the exit

[MkenyaHalisi]

@Yunomi

I hate that Kenyan practice of asking people to donate money to them so that they can pay dowry or they can have a big wedding ceremony.
This is the most stupidest thing. Kwani hukujua getting married costs money?

Juzi a friend of mine alifungwa group pale whatsapp ya mchango yake ya wedding. He was the admin and even went ahead to give a deadline of our contributions …watu walimwangalia tu hivi mpaka siku ikafika na ikapita. Watu walioa na wengine hata bibi ni wawili nahawasumbui watu.

[code_ninja]

A Short Kenyan Story. A number of people are waiting to use an elevator, both buttons are pressed & clearly illuminated. A mad person jostles to the front & presses the buttons yet again because the rest of us have never used a lift & are just standing there, idling. The End.

[MarkMarco]

Enda pale telegram na udownload e-newspaper from newspapaers channel daily na usome e-copy

[gashwin]

@sitaki

mambo a weddings sipendi, sometime back my daughter took of with one of the cakes, at one point she was besides me, the other moment I saw her heading towards where they keep the cake, then I heard shouts and I saw her running holding the cake towards the exit

:D:D:D:D:D

[WuTang]

@MkenyaHalisi

Juzi a friend of mine alifungwa group pale whatsapp ya mchango yake ya wedding. He was the admin and even went ahead to give a deadline of our contributions …watu walimwangalia tu hivi mpaka siku ikafika na ikapita. Watu walioa na wengine hata bibi ni wawili nahawasumbui watu.

Kwanza mtu hamjabonga in years halafu anakupigia anataka uwe kwa wedding committee. Ni kama you have nothing better to do with your time.

[Mambombaya]

@sitaki

saw her heading towards where they keep the cake, then I heard shouts and I saw her running holding the cake towards the exit

:D:D:D:D:D

[Wiltordo]

@sitaki

mambo a weddings sipendi, sometime back my daughter took of with one of the cakes, at one point she was besides me, the other moment I saw her heading towards where they keep the cake, then I heard shouts and I saw her running holding the cake towards the exit

You are nuts if you didn’t give that girl a medal.

[sitaki]

@Wiltordo

You are nuts if you didn’t give that girl a medal.

:D:D:D she loves cakes, I told her you don’t just grab a cake and make for exit with it lakini that speed was mad, the good thing is that she went to the car park and waited for me to open the car, but before that I was the best man in a weeding and you know the way one cake goes to the best couple, I think she saw that and thought tukienda any wedding cake moja ni yetu.

[Greedy_Genius]

@sitaki

mambo a weddings sipendi, sometime back my daughter took of with one of the cakes, at one point she was besides me, the other moment I saw her heading towards where they keep the cake, then I heard shouts and I saw her running holding the cake towards the exit

:D:D:D huyo akiingia NYS tutabaki na Y pekee yake.