Asubui Sacco

Oya, mercenary cheza chini.
Niko lethal mbaya saidi.

Morning people. …jana kulienda aje ?
Didn’t see police and teargas at harambee house ! No single soul died !

Yaani makanika ,umelea mpaka tortoise…nowander Nairobi region ain’t getting enough rainfall

kazi ya makanika haipendi mvua hahaha hehehe huhuhu

Mimi naona weather ya vest na kaptula. Tulionyeshwa sleet/snow ya -25. Ati baridi?

Niaje mbuyu!?
Ata Mimi naona summer weather.
All last week nimeamkia -12 degrees Celsius na daytime temperature ya -7 degrees Celsius!
EGR na MAF valves za turela zimechanganyikiwa mpaka diesel ina freeze!

Kuna baridi na kuna BARIDI.

We mekanika kindly ran yourself over with the tata truck. Asubui ndio nini? upuss!

Niko poa, mbuyu. Hali? Hii barid sio mchezo. Dithoro lazima ivalishwe kitambaa kwa grill.

Ulimaliza energy drink?

Last Thursday nilikwama Kwa snow kutoka nje ya ndae kujaribu kuskuma nikapata frost bite Kwa vidole na maji Moto sina!..
Kukimbilia Maji moto Kwa tap sijawai skia uchungu kupindukia!..
Ndiyo jamaa moja alinichanua ati you use the heater to defreeze not hot water!

Anyway, mambo vipi?

Last time ulitoklezea ulikuwa Panama.

Kiswahili kitukuzwe, kisibakwe!
Apenji @introvert !?..

The damn thing made me keep @Nefertities up until 3 am… Can’t complain though…:slight_smile:

kubwaka ni ku?

Please don’t be saying things like that!!!

The thought of you and @Nefertities doing a scissors with your energy drinks rubbing against each other is enough to give me wood!..
I’m a voyeur but make no mistake; I love nothing better than drinking from the Furry cup!..
If I can’t join in, ; please let me watch!!!

Ni ku- rape.
To be raped and /or Sexually molested.
I thought you were the teacher!.. kikikikkkk

Whueeh!! Huwezi tumbukiza vidole kwa maji moto. Utalia ka kabuda Jr. Mimi huweka vidole kwa armpit. Frostbite ikikupata vidole zitakatwa, mzeiya.
Panama nilitoka. Nikuangalia mbele sasa

Wewe na @Nefertities mkujie guarana na samosas

Let me leave this here

Bunny Wailer - Home Sweet Home:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2f3XQ3Y_gs

haha…leta coordinates.

39.0180° N, 94.5561° W