system
July 13, 2015, 2:11pm
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LoL? Mimi nakata hiyo transformer. If hubby goes out with the boys comes home at 3/4am…hiyo ni shoti mbili za nguvu! If only wifey knew of this trick!
Husband wako si mjanjez. Nacome home when I am completely wasted. Nablack out na si ya kujifanya.
system
July 13, 2015, 2:44pm
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I suck you hard! You better get a hard on…otherwise I know a used up floppy dick when I see one…
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Bus
July 13, 2015, 2:47pm
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In such a fix, adrenaline takes over, and the results are unbelievable, even to the suspect.
after screwing another girl with a condom,trust me the thought of dryfrying any punani ( main chic) will make it hard
TopCat
July 13, 2015, 3:18pm
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PepoPunda:
Sooo. YES. I’m a bad boy and I don’t care to justify why. I don’t like boring and Thrill gets my juices flowing.
I look very innocent at first glance and that has made me score so many times and “hit it” before the poor target gets to know what is happening. It’s only my mboch that I have had to restrain since I know the consequences (which does not prevent me from salivating!!) If there is no drama in my life I go looking out for it lest my life bores me. I keeps the blood running.
Well, this weekend my escapades saw me go hunting at Natives, along Thika Road. There’s usually campus Puthy hanging out here and many are times we score and get lucky and also meet our MWKs. So me and my boy check in to Natives and he spots some USIU chics he knows seated at a ka corner in the club. We walk over and join the crowd of three and decide to officially hang out with them. SO there is this beauty amongst the crowd who is soo sexy and talkative. Me thinks she was horny or something but she jazzed me with her flirty subtle moves. I immediately engage my fisi mode gear and swear to “eat” her that evening.
Kiswahili, flirts etc and she finally ingias box. Fast forward to elven o’clock, me and my friend have chips fungad and since I cant go to my (place family and all) we turn my boys bachelor pad into a sex house. I’m in this room making my woman scream and he’s in the other making his bite pillows. So we do this till three am and now I have to go home. I can’t sleep out till morning coz I will arouse suspicions with the MRs. And I don’t need to tell you the repercussions. Unfortunately, I’m all sober from all the activities of the night and also the fact that we did not drink a lot at Natives.
So how I’m I going home sober at 3.00am? Impossible… Biiiiig Red flad for the MRs. So what to do?
I get a hold of my boys bottle of JD from the fridge and take shots of it DRY. I take gulps and gulps so that I can get high quickly because I was heading home (Don’t mind about my Take away, we had talked and she knew it was just that and infact she assisted me in making myself look all raved up and beat and was giving me the psyke to gulp the alcohol)
So I get a cab and zoom off to home which is not that far from my boys… Maybe a KM or so. Waaaaat…. Kumbe ile pombe sio kidogo na sio maji. I can feel myself fast getting drunk as I approach home and I can smell a blackout. Na hii yote ni in a span of 15 mins or so tangu kuakunywa, kutoka na kuanza kuskia kubleki.
By the time I get to the estate gate, Im an bordering total blackout. By the time we get to the apartment gate, Im out. Solja and the cab guy carry me to the door and I compose myself and walk to bed where again I blackout till Sunday 1.00pm. So on Sunday the Mrs. Is like; Eh Jana inakaa mulijienjoy kabisa. Ulkuwa umelewa!! N im like eeeh tulikutana na maboy wengine hatujaonana nao for a while.Was fun. ANGEJUA (Lol)
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Last weekend I was in Masaku…so the whole Sato I spent drinking with my buddies till at around 9pm when I blacked out. Woke up at 1.00am and couldnt drive back to Nairobi…So i decided to take only water…the morning I drive home sober! Mrs was very suspicious…eti huwezi kaa Msaku the whole day and night na urudi kama uko sober… I agree it’s better you arrive home drunk and all messed up than clean and sober! RED FLAG!
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I am learning the tricks keep them coming
Hahahaha!!! I’ll denifinitely use this phrase somewhere. Thanks a bunch hehe
WuTang
July 13, 2015, 4:50pm
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Hehehehehe. Chunga pishori lakini.
Makes sense to the saying, ‘you only live once, but if you enjoy life, once is enuff’
madova
July 13, 2015, 5:57pm
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Nimevuta stool this story is fire of basking from far.:D:D
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i believe that was @Mwenyewe !
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Adulterous bastard, you will pay in full for your sinful ways.
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trish
July 14, 2015, 11:19am
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Thank you. And here I was thinking hope in humanity was lost.
Thought I was the only one thinking it’s crazy someone would brag of chips fungaing and scoring new p****ys as their wives wait patiently.
How in the name of isht is that even a “conquering/real man” story? Fudaaaa!
Bantu
July 15, 2015, 7:52am
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[FONT=Courier New]Hehe mimi nili chipoiwa na dame nikaenda kwake, thinking nitaamka before 4Am nirudi home kwa wife. Nili lala mpaka 12 noon bt nikaona sitaenda home . Instead nilienda police station nika ongea na karao poa aka niingisha ndani, huyo karao aka pigia wife akuje anitoe ndani. Karao alikula tu ka punch bt atleast ilinisave hustle ya kuexplain wea i was[/FONT]
Bantu:
[FONT=Courier New]Hehe mimi nili chipoiwa na dame nikaenda kwake, thinking nitaamka before 4Am nirudi home kwa wife. Nili lala mpaka 12 noon bt nikaona sitaenda home . Instead nilienda police station nika ongea na karao poa aka niingisha ndani, huyo karao aka pigia wife akuje anitoe ndani. Karao alikula tu ka punch bt atleast ilinisave hustle ya kuexplain wea i was[/FONT]
haha is that Kabete Police Station? A friend did the same last year Dec
