Away Matches Ni Ufala

Hiyo time alikwambia ameenda birthday alikuwa kukamuliwa. She couldn’t handle half a dick anymore that night bro!

Man hujawai patana na reflection yako ukiwa umengoja kuingia ndani:D:D

is bossible.

Dry fry zii, nakuanga nimeweka sure kama mia kwa first aid box… hapo lazima ukae radar

hehehe, kumtengeneza nayo nilikuwa najua, unakunja mtu mara tatu kama samosa. akikuona next time miguu inatetemeka. I guess hapa ndio jina Dzadzy ilitokea

Ex never. Last one I screwed got paged and really complicated my life

Probably wasnt yours. Ukiona ex ametokelezea out of the blues jua most likely ako na ball na haoni future na mwenye hiyo ball, ama mwenye ball haitaki. You hit it once and boom…she is miraculously pregnant. Usiwahi trust ex wa kujirudisha. Kuna mwenye ashawahi jileta kwangu after almost two years since tuachane nikamfukuza kama burukenge only to see her pregnant months later. Nikajua ni ball ilikuwa inatafutiwa baba. She is a single mother now. The first thing wanawake hufanya ball ikirukwa ni kucontact all her exes kuona kama kuna mwenye anaweza trick alee hiyo ball bila kujua.

I can relate! Exes wengine ni meffi tupu especially those around my age and slightly below and not yet married.

Very Very Salty. Upus kabisa ati lazima nidump bibi ndio niwatombe

Boss,hiyo safari yote Na urudi bure,ungekubali kenye anataka,baada ya kukamua,umwoneshe madharau

Waaahh…Mimi sitasema mengi but I would punch myself on the face should I find myself begging for puthy. Usipick hizo calls, usijaribu ata kumskiza.

Weka PNC mpangoni to avoid all that ndlama umeeka hapa. K is constant ata iwe ya nani utaboeka nayo ujiulise nini ilikuleta hapo.