Bad News Team Kawasaki/Arimis :-(

Scorp · July 19, 2015, 6:16pm

Kwani what’s so different with fapping and fucking some bitch? far as I can tell they are both ‘faps’ but only this time you are doing it inside a woman hands free

gashwin · July 19, 2015, 6:25pm

No, I was just worried about the hugh number of niggas I’ll be seeing walking around with long faces due to withdrawal symptoms…

danji1 · July 19, 2015, 6:54pm

Addiction might cause dissatisfaction with the wife sexually, considering your hand isn’t like her honeypot. Can lead to breakup of marriages. Ukweli au urongo?

kush_yule_mnono · July 19, 2015, 7:13pm

Hapo kuna kaukweli hivi but I haven’t failed to satisfy a woman ever.

makarapa · July 19, 2015, 7:54pm

Serial wanker detected

Wrangler · July 19, 2015, 8:11pm

nairobilay:

Who am i kidding? Here’s what I have found:
as far as I can ascertain, the picture of the body comes form this site:
http://growablegreetings.com/male-body-anatomy-reproductive-system/male-body-anatomy-deviantart/
and here is the pic:
[ATTACH=full]9874[/ATTACH]
so obviously some nutjob just took the pic and plugged in some things without any scientific merit from as what seems to be this christian website:
http://www.christian-courtship.com/Effects-of-masturbation.html
[SIZE=4]Effects of masturbation on the body[/SIZE]
[ul]
[li]Headache [/li][li]Dizziness[/li][li]Nervousness [/li][li]Pain in the shoulders and side[/li][li]Pain in the back and legs [/li][li]Rheumatism - inflammation or pain in muscles, joints, or fibrous tissue[/li][li]Loss of appetite leading to weight loss[/li][li]Fluid retention (edema) – weight gain[/li][li]Insomnia[/li][li]Tiredness[/li][li]Great exhaustion after exercising[/li][li]Sallow countenance (your face looks like you have the flu – that sick, dead look)[/li][li]Loss of memory and sight [/li][li]Loss of concentration and focus (brain fog)[/li][li]Increased risk of cancer [/li][li]Abrasions or swelling of the penis[/li][li]Difficulty in performing real sexual intercourse because of a weak erection[/li][li]Premature ejaculation[/li][li]Semen leakage[/li][li]Reduced orgasm[/li][li]Loss of sex drive towards the opposite sex [/li][/ul]
On the other hand a noted institute in SCIENCE ( http://www.mckinley.illinois.edu/handouts/masturbation.html)says this:
MYTHS:The following are myths relating to masturbation that are unfounded in medical and social science.

[ul]
[li]Only people, who cannot find sexual partners; or who are socially inadequate masturbate.[/li][li]Masturbation leads to physical problems such as mental illness and growing hair on your palms.[/li][li]Masturbation “ruins” a person for partner sex.[/li][li]Men will run out of semen or sperm if they masturbate excessively.[/li][li]Others, including medical doctors and sexual partners, will be able to tell if you masturbate.[/li]
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HEALTH BENEFITS OF MASTURBATION:A number of studies have proven the benefits of self-pleasuring to mental, social and physical health.
[ul]
[li]Masturbation alleviates premenstrual tension for many women.[/li][li]Masturbation provides a healthy sexual outlet for people who choose to abstain from sex with partners or who do not currently have available sexual partners.[/li][li]Masturbation can be a route to safer sex, to help prevent pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections, including HIV.[/li][li]Masturbation allows for sexual pleasuring for those who are not ready to engage in vaginal, anal or oral sex.[/li][li]Increases blood flow to the genital region, which can help overall sexual functioning.[/li][li]Masturbation can induce sleep.[/li][li]Masturbation allows people to become familiar and comfortable with their body.[/li][li]Masturbation is often suggested as a therapeutic technique for overcoming sexual dysfunction.[/li][li]For women, it can help them learn how to achieve orgasm.[/li][li]For men, it can help them increase ejaculatory control and manage rapid or delayed ejaculation.[/li][li]Masturbation can help alleviate stress.[/li]
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This is a sufficient summary, I dont think i need to go quoting the entire study. We can change the title of this thread to GOOD NEWS TEAM KAWASAKI.

so how do medics know a wanker?

Wooi · July 20, 2015, 4:23am

Mkono ya right imestunya kuliko ya left

aviator · July 20, 2015, 4:27am

Blisters on the left palm.

nairobilay · July 20, 2015, 4:43am

what are you talking about?

Web_Dev · July 20, 2015, 4:49am

http://img.memecdn.com/masturbation_o_201361.jpg

vuja_de · July 20, 2015, 6:39am

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a6/5f/fb/a65ffbbd05e93137b5bcdeaba5b1d966.jpg

Wrangler · July 20, 2015, 9:47am

haha kwani ni chuma moto inasuguliwa?