best and worst pick up lines

[Mzee_mzima]

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[Mzee_mzima]

@Mathaais

I don’t go for them, I just ignore her and if she really wants it, let her come after me. Either way it’s her loss.

Nigga who do you think you are??? You’re very conceited if that’s your mindset

[Mathaais]

@Mzee mzima

Nigga who do you think you are??? You’re very conceited if that’s your mindset

It works perfectly for me, don’t know why it should bother you, ama nikuitie Mbomb?

[Mzee_mzima]

@Mr Black

I do not have any pick up lines, two instances come to mind, one I sat next to a KU chic Kwa mat, akaniomba coin to scratch a scratchcard, she was bubbly all the way singing along to the music, alipofika she stood to alight and I’m like niwai mbana zako, she hesitates, I give her my phone she types her number…the rest is mteremko . I was with some other chic all the way though she fell asleep on my shoulder.

The other time I notice two nursing students mbele yangu in those sexy uniforms of theirs, nikakumbuka Niko na homa I catch up and I’m like “niaje, Niko na homa mbaya, nikunywe dawa gani?” I fucked one of them, she had a very smelly pu**y.

I’m guessing after this you walk with your head held high thinking of how sleek you are right??? WRONG NIGGA YOU LAME!!

[Mr_Black]

@Mathaais

That’s one terrible nurse :eek::eek::eek::eek:

She dropped out, some guy got her pregnant and married her.

[Ice_Cube]

@Mathaais

I don’t go for them, I just ignore her and if she really wants it, let her come after me. Either way it’s her loss.

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[Mzee_mzima]

@Mathaais

It works perfectly for me, don’t know why it should bother you, ama nikuitie Mbomb?

I ain’t bothered I was just asking maybe my wording was bad… But quit fronting man, like why would a chiq approach you??? From what I gather you’re broke, ugly ass MF so why would you be approached??? Nigga even Trigga approached his woman so WTF are you??? Like somebody said on the internet you can be anything you want to be… Sadly umeamua kuchagua Borris Khodjoe but isfain no qualms

[Web_Dev]

Am a sucker for nice cologne, if she pretty hapo ni mteremko akiskia creed kwa umbali.

[gashwin]

when this Adonis was in the market he never bothered with pick up lines…the belles did the picking…

[bubudui]

@Mzee mzima

I ain’t bothered I was just asking maybe my wording was bad… But quit fronting man, like why would a chiq approach you??? From what I gather you’re broke, ugly ass MF so why would you be approached??? Nigga even Trigga approached his woman so WTF are you??? Like somebody said on the internet you can be anything you want to be… Sadly umeamua kuchagua Borris Khodjoe but isfain no qualms

Whatever you’re high on, I like that shit nigga!

[Mathaais]

@Mzee mzima

From what I gather you’re broke, ugly ass MF so why would you be approached?

And this you gather from where, I thought we are all anonymous here?

[system]

aki jay :D:D:D:D

[village_robot]

@Nefertities

aki jay :D:D:D:D

Is that ya pick up line? On"jay"??? @Nefertities

[aviator]

@Mr Black

… nursing students mbele yangu in those sexy uniforms of theirs…she had a very smelly pu**y.

In women’s guild, we teach young girls pucci hygiene. Next time, try one in that blue dress/uniform. Mambo ya kudanganywa na nguo uachie watoto.

[kush_yule_mnono]

My worst was meeting this stunning chica whom my younger sister alinifanyia mpango. She stands there waiting for me to say something and I go like “sasa siste” she just rolled her eyes and walked away leaving me confused

[kwesta]

@Mzee mzima

I ain’t bothered I was just asking maybe my wording was bad… But quit fronting man, like why would a chiq approach you??? From what I gather you’re broke, ugly ass MF so why would you be approached??? Nigga even Trigga approached his woman so WTF are you??? Like somebody said on the internet you can be anything you want to be… Sadly umeamua kuchagua Borris Khodjoe but isfain no qualms

Chill out, and stop being deep,

[mwenyeji]

@Mr Black

I fucked one of them, she had a very smelly pu**y.

Those are night nurses aka whores :rolleyes:

[Davidee]

I don’t need pick up lines. if a lady wants you utaona tu.ladies already have their minds set before you say a word

[Pos_i.Don]

@Davidee

I don’t need pick up lines. if a lady wants you utaona tu.ladies already have their minds set before you say a word

true that…thats why unaweza peleka msichana ata villa rosa then akwambie i thought we were just friends kumbe alikufriendzone 1963

[kwesta]

If you can read the body language of a girl, and respond likewise accordingly, you can any girl without uttering many words.
Thats why you’d be at a party, and a girl is seated opposite you. Amd you’d be stealing glances at each other, squaring your shoulders, mirroring each others posture, smile hapa na pale, then you’d meet up in the corridor and the rest is history.
Or you’d be in a club dancing with a girl, like those Papua New Guinea birds doing that seduction dance, and you’d suddenly grad the lady, kiss each other and next thing KHKM