BIBI YA M-MERU ISSA NO GO ZONE!!!

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hahaaa, for real, sio hate speech. i am very honest, sina beef na yeyote. I have lived enough to meet as many merus. even at work, avoid flirting with them. they don’t know about flirting, they take everything seriously, next time you flirt with another girl around, the meru one comes claiming you are already hers, very serious-faced.

Sijui Ni Mimi tu ama i was enjoying the story about the electronics issues and the tripping and the suspense nikingoja upigwe shock Ama ghost itokelezee kwa transformer , more than the stupid drivers part.

Nashuku huyo dereva amechukua namba ya hiyo kunguru atauma tu tena. Huyo huzzy ni fala. Bibi anakalia wanaume kwa bar alafu unalaumu mwanaume?

Hapo jamaa alichezwa. The hoe was in the club. Hii ni setup ya extortion.

The only Meru girl I ever dated loved sex so much. in the middle of the night nilikua naskia ameanza kustroke mjuls ndio iamke. Nikiguza coomer naskia iko ready n wet n willing. Morning glory alikuwa anataka shot mbili. Nivile alirudi meru na akaenda akaolewa. But akiwa ameolewa kuna siku alikuja Nairobi hatukulala, it was marathon sex.

@uwesmake Anko mbona unanitakia mabaya??
Leo ndio boys amesema atakunywa Konyagi ya kutuliza embarrassment…

Hate Speech banae…wako wazuri

Ita narea ncabu…uongo mtupu

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Mimi kama Kinoti i can acknowledge Meru hapana cheza na bibi ya mtu. Utakatwa katwa kama nyama ghasia

Hahaha I’m a witness…huko ni zii.

I was married to one once… I know, it didn’t end well

Very true bro. Ni moto haufai hata kuotaPia kwa hiyo blacklist ongeza macousin wao Embu na Kirinyaga. They are dynamite too. A slight misunderstanding and they will go for the biggest knife around or torch the house-and the most frightening thing about them is that they like to boast how violent they are!

Wakirinyaga ni mashetani wakikasirika.

Hapana you are a good story teller, andika kitabu

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Niliandika kitabu ya kama 500 pages Nikiwa high school pale “Muranga High school”…Our english teacher akaipata akaipeleka staff room.Juu ilikuwa na erotic scenes wakaishia kuisoma pale staff room…Niliitwa ni-narrate…Nikadinda kuongea…Sema kichapo eti naandika porn shule.Kuandika Vitabu nikiachia hapo.

I can bear testimony to that. I have seen Meru chicks who were close friends almost killing each other because of a man in a pub. Mind you the guy was just a stranger who had just visited on a working mission. He approached the first lady who was drinking in that pub and they talked a bit and then the girl left to get something. Her friend came in and the guy called her to the table. Just as they are talking, girl 1 comes back and finds guy and girl 2 chatting and laughing. Girl 1 gets worked up and starts a fight with her friend and the scene turns into bloody hell. The police had to intervene and the pub was closed as early as 8pm. Merus are really temperamental.

i think the meru violence is a social thing coupled with lots of ignorance and ushamba , si ati iko kwa DNA … violent people don’t give warnings or threats , they always go for the kill first , kesi badae !