boy child in kenya (SFW)

upepo · November 28, 2017, 6:09am

Chukua Makena tafadhali. And make sure you keep her occupied to infinity.

Sterphyle · November 28, 2017, 6:41am

Upuuuuuuusy

Baby_Panay · November 28, 2017, 7:21am

Good read. Nice advice to those in high school and campuses. Sasa ungeongeza mbisha za kuosha wazee mecho juu ya kusoma hio maneno yote.

Baba_Toto · November 28, 2017, 7:54am

Spartans !!! Awwwoooh.

AMB_Sunday · November 28, 2017, 8:16am

Guys huyu ni Makena tu, ignore his/her BS

system · November 28, 2017, 8:43am

Well, when you think you’re degrading another humanbeing,you are degrading yourself. Separateness is an illusion. Men have lost their dignity as they degrade women, this guy asking for money after sex is a prostitute, it doesnt matter if the woman was the queen, asking for money after sex is prostitution. No wonder nobody respects men anymooore, they need to go join support groups to manipulate women into fearing them because women have lost respect for them. Theyre now the beggars, the whores, the failures and the busybodies. Our ancestors are turning in their graves so antithetical to African Manhood. What to do? Wacha wasaidiwe na Mr. Kibe the Corporate Chick Pimp telling people to be intellectual,the height of sarcasm aki.

12inchbamboo · November 28, 2017, 8:51am

GeorginaMakena:

Haha! If you want to be like Andrew Kibe, a sponsor, a dry fry machine,an intellectual,not vlogging like 30 mamas and spending money at Rafikiz with ratchets! This is what they call satire. You can tell us how not to become a failure like you without insulting women. The same way u find fashion and cooking useless is the same way women find football useless to each his own. Respect preferences bcz variety is the spice of life and fyi cooking and fashion are billion dollar industries Mr. Make Money! Let people live their lives. Mtu akitaka kubet pesa ni yake. Mtu akitaka kuwa gossip girl like Nyakundi its his life, mtu akitaka kuwa political analyst his life his choice. Hebu bring an intellectual post or vlog ndio uambie watu wawe intellectual! This is like a pot calling a kettle black.Last time I agreed with you that men should not be asking women what they are bringing to the table to build them, mwanamke atakujengaje kwani we ni mjengo? Which is a very prevalent attitude in men who want to live off women! But wiki hii I totally disagree with you,respectfully ofcourse because you do make a point much of the time when you’re sober!

It was for boy child. Do you have Y chromosomes?

Some_Say · November 28, 2017, 8:53am

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

anon18059438 · November 28, 2017, 9:13am

oboho:

STOLEN#
raid of the bitter truth can read it too…

A Master of ceremony cracked this usual joke at a wedding reception?

It goes thus:… "who should pay bills or take care of the children? Who is to pay school fees of children? Who should toil to provide for the home? The whole audience shouts… “Daddy!”.

Who should the child buy a car for after graduation? The women answered loudly… “mother!!!”

Who should be invited to America if a child is rich and works abroad? … “Mother of course”, roared the women in the audience.

Who should die first among the parents? “Daddy!”… all the women in the hall screamed…

Truly and sadly such is the fate of any responsible man in life

When a lady is single and has four problems and her fiancee has six problems, immediately they get married, the man’s problems become ten automatically (10) as the man immediately starts to carry the family problems…

Men are made to struggle to take care of family problems, children’s education, home maintenance, and virtually all provisions of life…women are only there to help you

Due to these challenges and unending struggle, men tend to wear out faster and probably die early as a result of stress…

…hence, it is important for men to ensure that they don’t allow their wives to push them into unsustainable family commitments and expensive lifestyle that he knows he cannot afford or cope with in the long run…

…if you do, you run the risk of stress and continuous family unrest. Ensure you take right decisions at all times… do not kill yourself.

If you suddenly slump and die, surprisingly, life will continue…you will be shocked in your grave…mummy will even marry another man earlier than you could imagine

Most men are worn out by the time their children graduate or retiring at same period… all the struggle would have already taken serious tolls on his health and life… and dies prematurely, leaving Mama alone to enjoy. Trust women, they quickly settle down while you are long gone…

Be sensible, never allow your wife to goad you into embarking on long term stress and burden, you can least afford…

Take note:-

When children grow into adulthood, women tend to shift more attention to them at your expense. Infact she is seeing a replacement of you in them…

Men should take care of their health, live and eat well as you may go prematurely if you have been subjecting your life to excessive stress for too long.

It’s even more terrible in marriages under storm. In Yoruba land, our mothers in fact call their male children… “My husband”. (Oko mi.) So when your son grows to your height and size, with your shoes and clothes matching your son exactly… your wife gladly starts to feel fulfilled…you know what that means? The people that will take over from you are already ready

As you get older in your marriage, be careful, and avoid creating rift in your home. Be at peace with your wife and children, if not you are endangering yourself, as you are hardly needed any longer .

Know that women wax stronger spiritually at old age…they pray more at this age while men become weaker spiritually unfortunately at this age.

Men should live a good life… enjoy your life as you shoulder the responsibilities, eat the sweat of your labour when you are still strong…

Whether you like it or not, there is every probability that your wife will outlive you they are genetically designed so and particularly you are almost always older than her (barring accident of life) She will be around to live to complete the unfinished “assignment” and consume the balance of the “dividends of parenthood”.

So while you are still agile, train your children,love your wife dearly, take care of your home, but take care of yourself too please…pause in the midst of the stress and rest and give yourself a treat as late evening of life are always unfavourable for men for many reasons highlighted above.

I pray for all responsible men out there,great fathers and wonderful husbands, that the evening of our lives will be favourable unto us by God’s grace. Amen

Any woman reading this and angry with me now I warned before hand that it is meant for only men and it is the bitter truth!

Exactly on point

system · November 28, 2017, 9:38am

Siku hizi chromosome ni vile utaifeel, if you wake up feeling male or female thats your constitutional right, so leo naegemea upande wa chromosome W hata sio Y

Mzee_mzima · November 28, 2017, 9:58am

GeorginaMakena:

Haha! If you want to be like Andrew Kibe, a sponsor, a dry fry machine,an intellectual,not vlogging like 30 mamas and spending money at Rafikiz with ratchets! This is what they call satire. You can tell us how not to become a failure like you without insulting women. The same way u find fashion and cooking useless is the same way women find football useless to each his own. Respect preferences bcz variety is the spice of life and fyi cooking and fashion are billion dollar industries Mr. Make Money! Let people live their lives. Mtu akitaka kubet pesa ni yake. Mtu akitaka kuwa gossip girl like Nyakundi its his life, mtu akitaka kuwa political analyst his life his choice. Hebu bring an intellectual post or vlog ndio uambie watu wawe intellectual! This is like a pot calling a kettle black.Last time I agreed with you that men should not be asking women what they are bringing to the table to build them, mwanamke atakujengaje kwani we ni mjengo? Which is a very prevalent attitude in men who want to live off women! But wiki hii I totally disagree with you,respectfully ofcourse because you do make a point much of the time when you’re sober!

There is no point you are making here.

When you are given advice you either take it or leave it. The guy is trying to advice people (men) on how to be better then wewe you come in saying people should be left to live their own lives. Then again you still complain that men are mediocre.

It’s like telling your child he needs to work hard in school to become better, then another person comes in and tells him he needs to live his life the way he deems fit.

system · November 28, 2017, 10:16am

NimefikiA apo kwa women dangling sex whisky ikaniweza. Lakini naona unaongea sense. Nitasoma kesho. Sengiu

K-LIST_DON_DADA · November 28, 2017, 1:09pm

Sijasoma but it seems like a good article based on some comments.

S.P · November 29, 2017, 5:53am

oboho:

STOLEN#
raid of the bitter truth can read it too…

A Master of ceremony cracked this usual joke at a wedding reception?

It goes thus:… "who should pay bills or take care of the children? Who is to pay school fees of children? Who should toil to provide for the home? The whole audience shouts… “Daddy!”.

Who should the child buy a car for after graduation? The women answered loudly… “mother!!!”

Who should be invited to America if a child is rich and works abroad? … “Mother of course”, roared the women in the audience.

Who should die first among the parents? “Daddy!”… all the women in the hall screamed…

Truly and sadly such is the fate of any responsible man in life

When a lady is single and has four problems and her fiancee has six problems, immediately they get married, the man’s problems become ten automatically (10) as the man immediately starts to carry the family problems…

Men are made to struggle to take care of family problems, children’s education, home maintenance, and virtually all provisions of life…women are only there to help you

Due to these challenges and unending struggle, men tend to wear out faster and probably die early as a result of stress…

…hence, it is important for men to ensure that they don’t allow their wives to push them into unsustainable family commitments and expensive lifestyle that he knows he cannot afford or cope with in the long run…

…if you do, you run the risk of stress and continuous family unrest. Ensure you take right decisions at all times… do not kill yourself.

If you suddenly slump and die, surprisingly, life will continue…you will be shocked in your grave…mummy will even marry another man earlier than you could imagine

Most men are worn out by the time their children graduate or retiring at same period… all the struggle would have already taken serious tolls on his health and life… and dies prematurely, leaving Mama alone to enjoy. Trust women, they quickly settle down while you are long gone…

Be sensible, never allow your wife to goad you into embarking on long term stress and burden, you can least afford…

Take note:-

When children grow into adulthood, women tend to shift more attention to them at your expense. Infact she is seeing a replacement of you in them…

Men should take care of their health, live and eat well as you may go prematurely if you have been subjecting your life to excessive stress for too long.

It’s even more terrible in marriages under storm. In Yoruba land, our mothers in fact call their male children… “My husband”. (Oko mi.) So when your son grows to your height and size, with your shoes and clothes matching your son exactly… your wife gladly starts to feel fulfilled…you know what that means? The people that will take over from you are already ready

As you get older in your marriage, be careful, and avoid creating rift in your home. Be at peace with your wife and children, if not you are endangering yourself, as you are hardly needed any longer .

Know that women wax stronger spiritually at old age…they pray more at this age while men become weaker spiritually unfortunately at this age.

Men should live a good life… enjoy your life as you shoulder the responsibilities, eat the sweat of your labour when you are still strong…

Whether you like it or not, there is every probability that your wife will outlive you they are genetically designed so and particularly you are almost always older than her (barring accident of life) She will be around to live to complete the unfinished “assignment” and consume the balance of the “dividends of parenthood”.

So while you are still agile, train your children,love your wife dearly, take care of your home, but take care of yourself too please…pause in the midst of the stress and rest and give yourself a treat as late evening of life are always unfavourable for men for many reasons highlighted above.

I pray for all responsible men out there,great fathers and wonderful husbands, that the evening of our lives will be favourable unto us by God’s grace. Amen

Any woman reading this and angry with me now I warned before hand that it is meant for only men and it is the bitter truth!

Tumewapa kaka zetu haya mawaidha mara kadhaa maanake tumejionea wenyewe…

system · November 29, 2017, 6:44am

You see Mzee Mzima ,kuna advice alafu kuna entertainment or mockery or parody masquerading as advice. First of all , the source of the advice matters alot. You can not take advice from a joker because he lacks the moral authority, Kibe has few points here and there like in the last post I was very impressed but mostly he is a comedian and an entertainer not to be taken seriously. I am just asking him, if him he drinks and bomoas corporate chiles in his moti does he have a moral authority to point a finger at men or boys who bet for entertainment ? Btw as a Christian, I have never betted and will never bet but what am challenging is his superior attitude yet he is even worse than the people he is supposedly advising. He needs to first lead by example join alcoholics anonymous alafu he can advise gamblers to join support group to stop their adiction to betting,because betting is an addiction like drinking.

Now telling men to stop discussing politics, sijui stop womanizing but isnt he the same guy advising how to bomoa corporate chiles in the moti? Which intellectual content does his vlogging have? Just post only one, he just posts alot of nonsense alafu atakuja kuambia watu ati you guys wachana na politics and focus on intellectual pursuits ,you ask him what intellectual topics he has ever discussed? Hakuna! Sasa surely?

Then after that he is insulting women ati for reading magazines and cooking tips, but what on earth is wrong with beauty magazines ,cooking and fashion. Personally I dont read them because I prefer politics,current affairs, science, research especially in the area of medicine. But you see that is me and that is MY interest I should not impose my preferences on other people, ati these girls reading Drum are stupid , theyre not , they just prefer that stuff and that stuff isnt any less important than which country is having nuclear weapons. These are multi billion dollar industries. Fashion,culinary arts and beauty. Infact they are becoming male dominated industries now. So this superiority complex that you are very wise you should be telling people how to live their life is really very implausible. On your deathbed you will realise everything under the sun is utter vanity, be it that beauty and fashion and cooking or be it space science or nuclear physics. If it gives them some measure of hapiness and its not harmful to anyone even if its frivolous, its their preference and should be respected period.

Micymas · December 1, 2017, 9:39pm

Ok, hi folks
today I’m not going to talk about sexual relationships. I’ll let you do your trial and error with all that I’ve taught you so far.
I am also not going to attack corporate chics today. After holiday menu itarudi ugali na mboga hehehe.
So I wanna talk about the boy child in Kenya. Tunaumizwa ama tunajiumiza? Let’s see.
Now when I see young boys in campus naona boys trying to be Andrew Kibe. Drinking alcohol and talking about little productive things. Seriously chali mgani hapa akiwa Campo aliwaibonga storo za maana na maboys wake? This needs to change. We need you young men to start thinking straight. Stop sitting there following campus women who are sleeping with sponsors like myself. I buy an impressionable Kenyan campus lady iPhone 7 and she is willing to gerrit nyama kwa nyama, mundu khu mundu. hehehe.
You need to start talking about technical skills. Wewe unataka kufanya kazi ya kunywa chai kwa ofisi kama corporate mama, sasa Nani atafikiria hii Kenya. You gotta build your skillset men. No woman will be sweating to know intricacies of anything. That’s why wako marketing na icon clicking kwa ofisi.
Read important things like my posts my friend. Instead of sitting there trying to outdo over 30 Mamas on Twitter or reading only football morn to morn. What was the last informative piece you read before this moment? If you don’t answer today you’re part of the failure. You are getting into an intellectual rut like a typical woman. Women only read hashtags and romantic novels. Nothing else. Look at women’s magazine, topics ni parenting, cooking and looking fine. But men have everything. Why not read bro starting right now?
You must also be money smart. First, stop betting. Stop spending all your income going to watch other men make money on SuperSport. Choices have consequences my fren. You don’t need to watch all Arsenal games. Watch the big matches, the rest go save your money and do productive things with your time. Also stop buying ratchets drinks kwa club. Unabahatisha nini? You should be accompanied by your very own ratchets in the first place. Save your money my fren. You want to buy Black label and with your boys you drink the poison called KC Coconut? I’m not advertising btw. You want to spend 3000 to go to imax and the woman has no problems watching series at home alone? Think. Save your money.
Lastly spend time wisely. Ask yourself what do you wanna become? Andrew Kibe? Fine. Now ask yourself each night, what did I do today that leads me to become Andrew Kibe. Si kuongea siasa kila saa and texting ratchets for 2hrs hehehe. What are you talking with a woman for two hours? Even wives are given house budget in 30 minutes meeting. Don’t be waste our time here.
If you have a question inbox me or ask on my Facebook page.
You guys did not tell me the sexiest woman on KTalk. I promised to do her in a maximum of 10 days and have her do the hekaya. An idiot was saying he can do it in 48 hrs, my fren people meet prostitutes, find room, remove clothes and finishing fucking in Under 5 minutes. Don’t tell me nonsense, who are you?

At what point does buying a girl an iPhone 7worth 70K just to fuck her raw make you a hero?