Boys be careful.....

[Baby_Panay]

GPS lokeshen…potential customers here.

[KING_IN_THE_SOUTH]

can’t you move your shop to CBD!!!
I might be handy and 100 customers with Me coming there for both services and everyone wins

[Shemeji_x]

Hmm… tafuta mwingine pengine hizo after sale services ndo zinaleta na kukeep wateja. Good business idea :rolleyes:

[Mankind]

Kuna Jamaa wangu juzi amenyolewa vizuuri na mwanaume. Alafu ikafika time Ya kuoshwa kichwa akaambiwa aingie karoom Fulani kako na murembo. Akaanza kuoshwa then massage Ya mgongo shoulders shingo huku manyonyo zikigusagusa mwili.
Jamaa Wangu akanyonji!!
Then the lady whispered ‘ongeza thao nikupee bj’. Juu mfuko ilikua imenona alitoa hiyo thao na Mlango ikafungwa…

True stori. Zile vituko huendelea kwa the So called Urban Kinyozis, Wacha tu!!
Ukitaka lokeshen ntakuulizia…

[WuTang]

@karema-hitI

96.5% of female salon workers are maliars. Mara nyingi huu ugonjwa wa kupanua miguu ofyo ofyo huenda ukasambazwa kwa wanamke wenye salon pia wanajipata wanapanua miguu lakini hawajui sababu. It must be something in those hair chemicals they use.

@NMK

Whenever i meet a lady at the bar and she tells she works at a salon what i hear is ‘mimi ni poko’ . never beeen wrong so far

Acheni stereotypes.

[uwesmake]

@Mankind

Kuna Jamaa wangu juzi amenyolewa vizuuri na mwanaume. Alafu ikafika time Ya kuoshwa kichwa akaambiwa aingie karoom Fulani kako na murembo. Akaanza kuoshwa then massage Ya mgongo shoulders shingo huku manyonyo zikigusagusa mwili.
Jamaa Wangu akanyonji!!
Then the lady whispered ‘ongeza thao nikupee bj’. Juu mfuko ilikua imenona alitoa hiyo thao na Mlango ikafungwa…

True stori. Zile vituko huendelea kwa the So called Urban Kinyozis, Wacha tu!!
Ukitaka lokeshen ntakuulizia…

nisaidie coordinates Omwami

[Uncle_Best]

@Ice_Cube

iko wapi kwa eastern bypass? My weekends are often spent roaming those sides naweza kua nanyoa hapo

@LeoK

Umama.

Ungejua haungecomment comment. Ungekuja unyolewe hata Kama ni makwapa hapo kwangu

[system]

@Mankind

Kuna Jamaa wangu juzi amenyolewa vizuuri na mwanaume. Alafu ikafika time Ya kuoshwa kichwa akaambiwa aingie karoom Fulani kako na murembo. Akaanza kuoshwa then massage Ya mgongo shoulders shingo huku manyonyo zikigusagusa mwili.
Jamaa Wangu akanyonji!!
Then the lady whispered ‘ongeza thao nikupee bj’. Juu mfuko ilikua imenona alitoa hiyo thao na Mlango ikafungwa…

True stori. Zile vituko huendelea kwa the So called Urban Kinyozis, Wacha tu!!
Ukitaka lokeshen ntakuulizia…

zinaitwa Vip Kinyozis or Executive. Kuna moja huko nyayo estate nilinyolewa for 40 minutes, halafu kuoshewa kichwa then nikaambiwa nipate massage chair, was so fucking confused nikaanza kupiga hesabu vile nitalipishwa thao . kumaliza wakaitisha 250, since then mimi kinyozi huingia tu kama wanacheza reggae na wako na fixtures za EPL kwa wall

[solomon_munyao]

@Mankind

Kuna Jamaa wangu juzi amenyolewa vizuuri na mwanaume. Alafu ikafika time Ya kuoshwa kichwa akaambiwa aingie karoom Fulani kako na murembo. Akaanza kuoshwa then massage Ya mgongo shoulders shingo huku manyonyo zikigusagusa mwili.
Jamaa Wangu akanyonji!!
Then the lady whispered ‘ongeza thao nikupee bj’. Juu mfuko ilikua imenona alitoa hiyo thao na Mlango ikafungwa…

True stori. Zile vituko huendelea kwa the So called Urban Kinyozis, Wacha tu!!
Ukitaka lokeshen ntakuulizia…

Location bruh -
Exactly where ?

[shocks]

@Mankind

Ukitaka lokeshen ntakuulizia…

Hiyo statement ime come thru. vi smooth sana, hizi story za “my friend” hunimaliza

[vuja_de]

vile @introvert na Open Minded Society members wanachungulia hii thread

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[shocks]

@Deorro

zinaitwa Vip Kinyozis or Executive. Kuna moja huko nyayo estate nilinyolewa for 40 minutes, halafu kuoshewa kichwa then nikaambiwa nipate massage chair, was so fucking confused nikaanza kupiga hesabu vile nitalipishwa thao . kumaliza wakaitisha 250, since then mimi kinyozi huingia tu kama wanacheza reggae na wako na fixtures za EPL kwa wall

Na speaker ni converted mtungi ya maji

[Uncle_Best]

@Shemeji_x

Hmm… tafuta mwingine pengine hizo after sale services ndo zinaleta na kukeep wateja. Good business idea :rolleyes:

Apparently zii the moment jamaa amepanda, akija anarequest Dem meingine hence Kama hakuna atajitoa eventually

[system]

@shocks

Na speaker ni converted mtungi ya maji

hizo

[Chloe]

@Uncle Best

Kuna Dem nimechora job hapo kwa barbershop yamine huko Easter bypass. Huyu Dem amefyekwa na clients wanaume wote wanakujanga hapo ispokua pastor flani upreach kwa TV na Mimi off course coz in ekegusii if I dinya her, she might kill my wife using some taboo consult @Eng’iti

Dem ni yellow yellow momo na ako na kachali kambukusu kanafanya kwa supermarket. So Jana Dem anacall ati ameamua kumove in na yule jamaa coz anaskia nikama ako na kamutu kanamea ndani yake. So anaomba leave wahhhhhh naone kambukusu huruma sana. Dem huroll na ma Prado na Range Rover tycoons. Na kamsee mshande ni 7500.

Boys just go for average girls ma slay queens watawaumiza

I can bet the “Kinyozi” is called either Kings or Pearl Barber Shop just opposite GSU on Eastern Bypass. The only Kinyozis that have big cars parked outside them.

[system]

@biraru

sketch ya yellow yellow niweze ku geo-locate

@Gecko Moriah

Umesema hio kinyozi yako iko wapi? I need a haircut

:D:D:D:D:D

[Uncle_Best]

@Chloe

I can bet the “Kinyozi” is called either Kings or Pearl Barber Shop just opposite GSU on Eastern Bypass. The only Kinyozis that have big cars parked outside them.

Hehehehe you are wrong. Those big cars parked outside there are for land conmen who are always drinking at the kasmall bar hapo chini ya defensive driving school.

[system]

@vuja de

vile @introvert na Open Minded Society members wanachungulia hii thread

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:D:D:D
Nipatiwe lokeshen.
Eyebrows zimekuwa refu saidi.

[system]

@introvert

:D:D:D
Nipatiwe lokeshen.
Eyebrows zimekuwa refu saidi.

And nasal hairs.

[biraru]

@WuTang

Acheni stereotypes.

just as barmaids hukamuliwa, so are ladies in this urban barbershops