Break the Ice with Ice cream

[Princebushy]

@AMB_Sunday

Just start a random convo, where I am from kuna alot of sneaky assholes so sometimes I keep to myself but if the lady looks inviting na hajacross mikono kwa chest kama some KDF offficer, I usually use the jam to break the ice. It works. Then I check my watch all the time to look ‘busy’ apo anajua mujamaa ako wira

:D:D:D Fake it till you hit it!

[sani]

A nigga won himself a pussy for the night wwe uking’ethyang’ethya hapo na civilization yako, hujui kuishi Nairobi wwe

[The.Black.Templar]

@uwesmake

tunajua wewe ni dem

jingah!

[The.Black.Templar]

@biraru

kwa mat, fungua text editor ya simu…type lovely nails…and then pass your phone to the prey. Aki smile, bait iko ndaaaani. Thank me later

this does not work, never ever!

[biraru]

@The.Black.Templar

this does not work, never ever!

very gay or dumb of u to know it doesnt work. chieth

[Grundy]

@uwesmake

tunajua wewe ni dem

@The.Black.Templar naona umemulikwa na Nappy Seal…ka radar chief

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@biraru

very gay or dumb of u to know it doesnt work. chieth

[ATTACH=full]143658[/ATTACH] do people just thro gay into every shit they post here

[Baba_Toto]

A work colleague once told me she is crudely offered mjolobeng about 15 times every day by makangas, strangers, friends, boyfriends of friends and even juniors at work.
To stand out from this horny mass is difficult.

[sludgist]

@Princebushy

It was just yesterday when I was in my usual stage ya Kenya Mpya, nowadays it is hectic to get a bus plying the Thika road route. I decided to chill and lean on the walls of the closed shops and wait as a civilized person for my turn to board the bus- my way of protecting my phone and other valuables.

This short yellow-yellow chic, joined me to the right and started interacting with her phone. I looked at her and noticed that she was the social type. What came into my mind was this question: how do I break the Ice? I was tired so I decided to let it go, kesho pia ni siku. My way of developing self-control to avoid acting needy.

Out from nowhere a guy ( in an overall) appeared with a tin of ice cream- I thought ni makanga wa kenya mpya ju nimeona njaro zao. He invited her to join him, at first she hesitated but eventually she gave in, in the end, they were sharing the spoon.

Looking at the facial expression of a Buda in front of me, who was also witnessing the turn of event, it suggested that the girl appeared cheap. I laughed inside and left the scene, didn’t want the jealous side of me to take over.

Lesson to learn: When you have something to share use it to start a conversation.

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Chokosh maneno

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

ice breaker ni unamshow

mimi naitwa @pamba ile kitu siwezi kupea ni Attention juu mimi ni KDF akismile bait ndani

[The.Black.Templar]

@Grundy

@The.Black.Templar naona umemulikwa na Nappy Seal…ka radar chief

tutadeal anayeye tukiwa na my other handle

[MegaKing]

@The.Black.Templar

this does not work, never ever!

can work if you have good phone, while ako na ka-mkembe

[Colombo-Combolo]

@vuja de

Paipu nikiambia dem niko na maji kwa nyumba, panty inaanguka hapo hapo

watakubebea vitu kwa keja bana, usiwapeleka main house, kunguru is kunguru

[The.Black.Templar]

@MegaKing

can work if you have good phone, while ako na ka-mkembe

you might also set yourself up to be milked akidhani unajaribu kumshow uko na pesa

[Jinakubwa]

@biraru

kwa mat, fungua text editor ya simu…type lovely nails…and then pass your phone to the prey. Aki smile, bait iko ndaaaani. Thank me later

Jaribu hiyo ukiwa kwa 19/60, utakaribishwa Nyairoffi…

[Princebushy]

@sani

A nigga won himself a pu**y for the night wwe uking’ethyang’ethya hapo na civilization yako, hujui kuishi Nairobi wwe

How do you know he won the pu**y? Maybe he just traded his tin of ice cream for information, who knows what happened? It is good to be civilized otherwise utaibiwa.

[Afro]

@uwesmake

dem anakubali icecream ya mturandom ni dem hajakula miezi sita ama ni saitan

:D:D:D

[Tarantinoh]

I rarely interact in a shuttle because I usually use the night shuttle to avoid jams. Hapo Kwa mat nilitoka since Uber and taxify came into the scene, 350 Shillings, and no stress to the destination.

[Ice_Cube]

@1776

Utaibiwa nagos

:D:D

[Ice_Cube]

@Baba Toto

A work colleague once told me she is crudely offered mjolobeng about 15 times every day by makangas, strangers, friends, boyfriends of friends and even juniors at work.
To stand out from this horny mass is difficult.

almost all women undergo this

one told me at times akienda kwa shop and no man tries to pester her yeye hushindwa shida iko wapi.