:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
hahahahahahahah
Endelea.
But usilete hekaya nusu nusu
@introvert chora huyu jamaa ukikimbiza kamaa
:D:DNa coordinates za yule surgeon aling’oa mtu makagary
hii hekaya inanuka uwoooongo.
May be you were inadequate as @Swidfil Makanje would say. Yaani this Kama fellow heard a knock on the door na akabaki kwa sheets ndethe bado? Alijua mzee wa nyumba is useless and harmless kweli
Si uangushe hekaya zako… Nugu
si ndiyo maaana inahitwa hekaya. wewe nawewe Umetoka Shimo gani hii. nkieke bono.
Blacks4Trump:
Back in 2005 I married my first wife Carol. She was Brown and curvy. Met her when she used to sell chips mwitu in Maji mazuri Kasarani. She was a hustler. In the morning she use to prepare mandazi and chapatti later in the evening prepared chips mwitu. I was her regular customer. That time I had just cleared campus and I was a mjengo guy. Carol had a coast accent. She also had a a 1 year old daughter. After some moths we decided to stay together in my place . Blessings started following me , I got a job at Nairobi water and started making good money. It was all a dream. Good wife and a job. Carol now didn’t need to work she was a housewife. We moved to a one bedroom house in Sunton kasa. My neighbours told me that a butchery guy used to come to my house while I was at work . I thought guys were jealous of me because my wife was hot. I remember well it was on a Thursday June 2006 9AM , I got a call from one of my neighbor that the butcher was at my house. I excused myself from work and headed back to kasa. I arrived safely and went straight to my house . The door was locked. I knocked and Carol opened the door , she had a leso only . When i entered I found “kama” a butcher naked on my bed . I took a panga which I kept under my bed … Kama ran outside naked. I chased kama from Sunton Kasarani to Thika road. Luckily I didn’t hurt anyone…
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wewe nawewe unakuliwa bibi na mutu ya buchery wewe ni mwanaume aina gani hii.ulikataa kununua nyama ukamletea githeri Sasa ana watoto tano wewe una akili timamu kweli.
Desoto
June 20, 2017, 3:03pm
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Blacks4Trump:
Back in 2005 I married my first wife Carol ( is she still you wife ) . She was Brown and curvy. Met her when she used to sell chips mwitu in Maji mazuri Kasarani. She was a hustler. In the morning she use to prepare mandazi and chapatti later in the evening prepared chips mwitu. I was her regular customer. That time I had just cleared campus and I was a mjengo guy. Carol had a coast accent. She also had a a 1 year old daughter. After some months we decided to stay together in my place . Blessings started following me , I got a job at Nairobi water and started making good money. It was all a dream. Good wife and a job. Carol now didn’t need to work she was a housewife. We moved to a one bedroom house in Sunton kasa. My neighbours told me that a butchery guy used to come to my house while I was at work . I thought guys were jealous of me because my wife was hot. I remember well it was on a Thursday June 2006 9AM , I got a call from one of my neighbor that the butcher was at my house. I excused myself from work and headed back to kasa. I arrived safely and went straight to my house . The door was locked. I knocked and Carol opened the door , she had a leso only . When i entered I found “kama” a butcher naked on my bed . I took a panga which I kept under my bed … Kama ran outside naked. I chased kama from Sunton Kasarani to Thika road. Luckily I didn’t hurt anyone…
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I don’t think there is a sequel to this, I wonder if villagers will complain coz this is for sure a summarized description of what transpired. Here they say Kunguru hafugiki, hope umepoa kaka braza
Makosa number 1. Marrying anyone named Carol. All of them are hoes.
What happened when you went back to the house?
pamba:
Mgomo wa nurses mathare.
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pamba
June 20, 2017, 3:30pm
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Young man ,unanikalisha chini,sawa tu,I’m trying to visualize kutoka sunton hadi thika road ni km na kitu,kijana ulijaruribu:D:D:D
Riva
June 20, 2017, 3:33pm
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Shait! I’ve thought about all the Carols I know and they’re all hoes o_O
Woiye pole .but huyo neighbour wako nimdaku sana maybe ata ndio aliintroduce carol kwa butcher ndio muachane
system
June 20, 2017, 3:47pm
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Fixed, yani Bud Spencer huwes sema penis? Sema penis mara kumi
pamba:
kijana ulijaruribu
he he…senior elder ambaye karibu akue VS anaketishwa na NV mpaka ana-stutter! maajabu haya…!
pamba:
Mgomo wa nurses mathare.
haha.Atatuumiza sana hapa
pamba
June 20, 2017, 3:56pm
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I think we should be psychologically prepared in the coming days, nv ananikalisha chini ,isokey[ATTACH=full]106602[/ATTACH]