system
August 8, 2015, 12:01am
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Hahaha enyewe this is a typical village. All sorts of people in one place. :D:D:D:D:D
No mbisha, then you should have spared us this long story since it tells us zilch, nothing, nada. What the heck, the comments are more interesting than the story.
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kuna shida gani aki-rewind?
this village is being invaded by judgers, puritans and jehova’s witnesses…
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Wewe @Mkufuu instead of arguing na stori mob ungekuwa umesha google na kuleta picha…always cover for your inadequacies bastard! Hebu confirm if what is shown below closely match what u claim to have witnessed
http://i.imgur.com/LHFg9py.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zkSJxSj.jpg
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@Kidinyi you work for Sonko RT?
madova
August 8, 2015, 6:01am
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Picha ya hao wamama,jamaa akivuta fegi,jamaa akismile or it neva happened.:D:D
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Mkufuu
August 8, 2015, 6:27am
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I am one lucky bastard!! That’s more like it though hakuna mwenye amevaa tights…at least it gets #teambisha off my neck. http://www.onlinegooner.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_high5.gif
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Kidinyi:
No, am a barman
i was wondering why uliamua kuokelea jamaa hekaya…
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Joel
August 8, 2015, 6:45am
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Wanawake wawili wakipigana kuaimbishana ni lazima. It is the prime goal.
WuTang
August 8, 2015, 6:54am
33
There’s a time I witnessed whores fighting huko Westlands, si ilikuwa drama. Waliraruliana their mini dresses mpaka wakabaki ndethe.
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Primo tulikuwa naughty sana, cat fights zilikuwa zinatokea na wasichana wakipandishana maskati yao tulikuwa tunawarukia na kujaribu kuwapenya…since then whenever 2 chics were fighting na watuone walikuwa wanatoka mbio
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D mimi nataka kukamu yeye…
MBOMB
August 8, 2015, 8:09am
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That’s ur comeback?..dont hit me with ur handbag
Sawa Mollis;)
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Mkufuu
August 8, 2015, 8:16am
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Ooh now you scared of handbags niccur? Don’t girls hit you back with handbags when you try to rape them in your room? Ooh wait… they aren’t old enough to carry handbags.
Well at least he is contributing something to this village what are you doing?? Calm your balls MF
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MBOMB
August 8, 2015, 4:45pm
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I have balls…You dont have any. Here is a tampon for you.
Grundy
August 8, 2015, 7:53pm
40
Hahaha…
Mkufuu:
Just got served with some 3d entertainment. Just a while ago I was out fetching groceries for the night when I came across two ladies embroiled in a heated argument with neither ceding ground… Was about to ignore it when I overheard some trademark jibes that are normally precursors to a good fight. “Nini uko nayo sina?” “Nitaharibu hiyo sura yako hakuna mwanaume atakuangalia!!” “malaya” etc etc. So I stopped immediately and took a vantage point as I waited for the inevitable which by my estimation was a few seconds away. I caught a glimpse of some other dude who had positioned himself next to me lighting a cigarette - obviously making himself comfortable made me wish I has some popcorn…soon as the cigarette was lit he smiled at me and I smiled back. Then without warning the smaller more energetic girl launched herself with her hands fully stretched out in-front and her nails stuck out like ferocious talons and landed squarely on girl2’s face (Ooouch!!). Girl2 immediately let out a muffled scream I think because girl1 (the smaller one) had now blocked her mouth and nose as she tore girl2’s face. Girl2 then gathered some energy and shook off her adversary with great ease and flung her to the ground. She then threw her weight on girl1 as she wrestled her on the ground. I could tell girl2 has superior reach and weight advantage because she had girl 1 firmly on the ground… I could also tell girl1 had better foot-work and sharper teeth first because of the way she launched herself like a surface to surface missile in the first instance and second because girl2 kept screaming “acha kuniuma malaya!!!”.
What ensued was hair pulling, biting, tights-tearing, scratching, shirt shredding and nip-slips:p. The audience was dominantly men and children and I think that’s why the fight held on a little longer. The reason i say this is because a certain mama mboga interrupted the fight after a while and separated the two amidst pleas not to from the crowd. Anytime I have seen men fight, people normally interrupt and stop the fight sometimes absorbing blows in the process. Anyway my evening has already been made…:D:D:D:D. Stood there for a while to see Girl2’s underwear as her tights were already torn all the way to the butt…what a sight! :D:D:D. Saw girl1 spit out some blood , can’t tell whether it’s hers or her opponent’s because she did a lot of biting :D. Huyo anaeza ngoa transformer kama vile men from older generations used to castrate billy goats and bulls by biting off the testicles. hehehe :D:D:D… Funny how men won’t separate warring females…LOL reminds me of a certain joke where some dude called 911 emergency
Dude: Is this the emergency line?
Anyways have a lovely Friday evening! Mbisha hakuna ilikuwa usiku pole #teambisha !!!
Mkufuu:
Just got served with some 3d entertainment. Just a while ago I was out fetching groceries for the night when I came across two ladies embroiled in a heated argument with neither ceding ground… Was about to ignore it when I overheard some trademark jibes that are normally precursors to a good fight. “Nini uko nayo sina?” “Nitaharibu hiyo sura yako hakuna mwanaume atakuangalia!!” “malaya” etc etc. So I stopped immediately and took a vantage point as I waited for the inevitable which by my estimation was a few seconds away. I caught a glimpse of some other dude who had positioned himself next to me lighting a cigarette - obviously making himself comfortable made me wish I has some popcorn…soon as the cigarette was lit he smiled at me and I smiled back. Then without warning the smaller more energetic girl launched herself with her hands fully stretched out in-front and her nails stuck out like ferocious talons and landed squarely on girl2’s face (Ooouch!!). Girl2 immediately let out a muffled scream I think because girl1 (the smaller one) had now blocked her mouth and nose as she tore girl2’s face. Girl2 then gathered some energy and shook off her adversary with great ease and flung her to the ground. She then threw her weight on girl1 as she wrestled her on the ground. I could tell girl2 has superior reach and weight advantage because she had girl 1 firmly on the ground… I could also tell girl1 had better foot-work and sharper teeth first because of the way she launched herself like a surface to surface missile in the first instance and second because girl2 kept screaming “acha kuniuma malaya!!!”.
What ensued was hair pulling, biting, tights-tearing, scratching, shirt shredding and nip-slips:p. The audience was dominantly men and children and I think that’s why the fight held on a little longer. The reason i say this is because a certain mama mboga interrupted the fight after a while and separated the two amidst pleas not to from the crowd. Anytime I have seen men fight, people normally interrupt and stop the fight sometimes absorbing blows in the process. Anyway my evening has already been made…:D:D:D:D. Stood there for a while to see Girl2’s underwear as her tights were already torn all the way to the butt…what a sight! :D:D:D. Saw girl1 spit out some blood , can’t tell whether it’s hers or her opponent’s because she did a lot of biting :D. Huyo anaeza ngoa transformer kama vile men from older generations used to castrate billy goats and bulls by biting off the testicles. hehehe :D:D:D… Funny how men won’t separate warring females…LOL reminds me of a certain joke where some dude called 911 emergency
Dude: Is this the emergency line?
Anyways have a lovely Friday evening! Mbisha hakuna ilikuwa usiku pole #teambisha !!!
Hahaha…this village is made up of crazy people…nice narration skills anyway
