mache
December 11, 2017, 8:49am
21
he he he, wacha hivyo anahurumiana.
pamba
December 11, 2017, 9:01am
23
It started with culture
King023
December 11, 2017, 9:31am
24
Has a condom ever busted on you??
In 2015, there’s this day I met some chic at a party in a former university mate house. Damn she was fine and we hit it off from there. The chemistry was just good and I remember that night we kissed passionately before it all ended. I was to go ahead and bomoa her a good one but she cited she was on her periods so I didn’t do it. We exchanged phone contacts and we oftenly talked on phone. One weekend I invited her to my house and damn this chic was a freak. Even before I closed the door, she jumped on me and kisses followed. I closed the door with my leg and went straight to my bedroom. She was petite and she looked like a pro obviously her browser history was longer than @uwesmake search for hard core porn. In no time we were naked and I went for the condoms. I condomised my weapon of mass procreation and off we went. She started by riding me, damn she rode so good. It was followed by doggy style where her pu**y felt even tighter. Its at doggie that the condom bursted. I was going rough on her I guess that’s why it bursted. I felt it burst but since I was about to cum I ignored and continued.
I bomoad her for like 7 minutes until I came. I shot a loadful into her pu**y. She reacted like “Leon kwani hutumii cd?, naskia ikiflow ndani yangu”, with those words I knew she had been shagged dry fry a couple of times by dudes. I said " Nilitumia" when withdrawing that’s when she turned to see it had already bursted. She was like “I hope we si mgonjwa”, " mi niko sawa maybe wewe ukuwe mgonjwa". She even declined to go a second round of that. She just dressed up and was like “Nipe dooh za kubuy pills”, " Sijui ka pesa ninayo itakutosha", “Ama unadai nikulete mtoi?”, there’s no way this whore of a bitch can bring me a kid. I don’t remember how much it was but it was not more than 300/- which I gave her to go and flush it out with pills. Since it was in February I went for an STI test and it came out fine. December of that year I went for a repeat test and it came out fine. After knowing that I was fine I decided to be very careful at it. I found her yesterday while in town with some dude and pregnant niliangalia huyo boy nikamuonea huruma sana. Hiyo mileage iko hapo imeshinda hata ile ya ‘Nyamira Express’ zile basi huenda Kisii kwa akina @Eng ’iti
Has a condom ever busted on you??
In 2015, there’s this day I met some chic at a party in a former university mate house. Damn she was fine and we hit it off from there. The chemistry was just good and I remember that night we kissed passionately before it all ended. I was to go ahead and bomoa her a good one but she cited she was on her periods so I didn’t do it. We exchanged phone contacts and we oftenly talked on phone. One weekend I invited her to my house and damn this chic was a freak. Even before I closed the door, she jumped on me and kisses followed. I closed the door with my leg and went straight to my bedroom. She was petite and she looked like a pro obviously her browser history was longer than @uwesmake search for hard core porn. In no time we were naked and I went for the condoms. I condomised my weapon of mass procreation and off we went. She started by riding me, damn she rode so good. It was followed by doggy style where her pu**y felt even tighter. Its at doggie that the condom bursted. I was going rough on her I guess that’s why it bursted. I felt it burst but since I was about to cum I ignored and continued.
I bomoad her for like 7 minutes until I came. I shot a loadful into her pu**y. She reacted like “Leon kwani hutumii cd?, naskia ikiflow ndani yangu”, with those words I knew she had been shagged dry fry a couple of times by dudes. I said " Nilitumia" when withdrawing that’s when she turned to see it had already bursted. She was like “I hope we si mgonjwa”, " mi niko sawa maybe wewe ukuwe mgonjwa". She even declined to go a second round of that. She just dressed up and was like “Nipe dooh za kubuy pills”, " Sijui ka pesa ninayo itakutosha", “Ama unadai nikulete mtoi?”, there’s no way this whore of a bitch can bring me a kid. I don’t remember how much it was but it was not more than 300/- which I gave her to go and flush it out with pills. Since it was in February I went for an STI test and it came out fine. December of that year I went for a repeat test and it came out fine. After knowing that I was fine I decided to be very careful at it. I found her yesterday while in town with some dude and pregnant niliangalia huyo boy nikamuonea huruma sana. Hiyo mileage iko hapo imeshinda hata ile ya ‘Nyamira Express’ zile basi huenda Kisii kwa akina @Eng ’iti
Haahah, condom burst happens to everyone I guess
What happened to withdrawal? ama ile withdrawal ninja zinajua hapa ni mpesa pekee yake?
Masood
December 11, 2017, 10:03am
26
Haha. Pole boss. The funny part is the CD ring and some shreds around your limp and slimy joystick.
Doggy is very demanding especially if she is not well lubricated. Sasa just buy KY jelly and store it. When you try some positions use it.
Finally the dryfry feeling is heavenly even though the consequences are very scary. Most men just pump until they but then reality begins to sink in.
Hydra
December 11, 2017, 10:19am
28
An old mhenga once said “Its never yours, its only your turn.” Tenda wema nenda zako!
Post nut clarity hekaya sekshen coming up shortly.
Etigere
December 11, 2017, 10:28am
30
Shetani hunyandua kwa giza??
Withdrawal tunajua ni ya Baba resisting elections hakuna ingine
Doggy with a tight kanyau lasma kapasuke. But you can always do a Jacob Zuma on the mjulubeng afterwards
:D:D he can even be in the crowd eating the food while vibing the OPs sister
Kwani do you think that you will marry a virgin?
Yes it has happened to me on one occasion. Same scenario, was hitting doggy and it just burst. Bitch freaked out and cried for me to buy these pills coz ati yeye ‘anaogopa’. It was a very embarrassing situation at the chemist, Mwanaume mzima and am standing there asking for sijui after pills.
Yes it has happened to me on one occasion. Same scenario, was hitting doggy and it just burst. Bitch freaked out and cried for me to buy these pills coz ati yeye ‘anaogopa’. It was a very embarrassing situation at the chemist, Mwanaume mzima and am standing there asking for sijui after pills.
Never will forget the sight of my ringed dikc, nakushanga kwani mjulubeng imekua lord of the ring. It was doggy, kuma hio inadrip, mjulubeng iko slimy. Dem akaturn nakuuliza “Kwani imeburst?” in my moment of disbelief na kuchanganyikiwa I limply said “No”. She cuckled and said “Wacha zako. Mimi sitaki mtoi mwingine saa hii!” we both jumped out of bed to the showers. “Hope uko sawa?” “Yes, you?” “Niko sawa” we both could sense no one believed the other. We went back to bed. After a short nap tukaamka, drowned our sorrows with the smirnoff take away we brought with us. Then soon we jumped on each other. “CD ni ya nini na tushafuck hivo?”. Braare ghasia! Twende kazi dwyfwy. Next morning VCT test, tuko negative, crossed my ficngers waited out the window pwriod ya three months, added a week to eliminate doubt and retested. Siku hizi mastyro na cd ni polepole
system
December 11, 2017, 4:25pm
40
piece of advice ,muwe mnatombana usiku Wa manane virusi huwa zimelala