Celebrity Crush?

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Hawa crushes ni wengi, huwezi shikanisha tu wote useme David Rudisha.

Usicheke. Rexx to the rescue na horrible mapichas 1 million times better than your crush.

Apana…wote ni wasee wangu, nawapenda wote:D. ION Wazee hapo madukani wanasema aje juu ya krisi?

godamn

Ile nut unaspray kwa dem nyondoz! Ya kimataifa gallons

Umeangusha… At least ungeweka Mz. Booty ama Bootylicious… Hizi ni gani sasa? Kweli olympus has fallen zeus

Najua I’m your number 1

Look who’s talking!!

The guy who lusts after the muscular Michael Obama.

Wonders never cease. Pot calling the kettle black.

Kila nyani na starehe zake :D:D:D

No wonder hakuna siku mwanamke atakupatia straight answer to the question “What do you want…” Ata sijui Mungu hujibu aje maombi ya wasichana…

Wazee nao wamesema msikuje nyumbani Krisimasi kwasababu ya homa ya China. Tumeni tu ya mchele na chapati na ile mngetumia kueka mafuta kwa gari za hire muongeze hapo. Na ya kutoa tafadhali…

I gave you a straight answer:D. Nawapenda wote. :D. Sasa…ata hapo kwa wazee pia nimenyit short for nindanyita. Tutatuma.
Hiyo ‘kitu’ ya China imetuma Boris atuwekee new lockdown Tier 3 from midnight kesho so pia sisi hatutaki wageni. Sema MFW kufurahi…

Cheki hizo TING ubadilishe menu. Ahsante

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My celebrity Crush alikuwa Wangari Maathai. Alipenda miti sana.

Wooishe don’t make fun of that great lady.

Quite insensitive bro. Please go back to history after that delete this

Wachaa nianze na the motherland. Celebrity crush wangu huku Kenya has been for a very long time, Grace Msalame. Eh toka kitambo this lady has just made me brain melt like butter on a hot pan. Ata akiwa na ball mate namwaga tuu [ATTACH=full]339596[/ATTACH]
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Nikivuka border za Kenya it’s the one and only incredible Gal Gadot

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