Characteristics ya Wasee Wa Ocha in the Diaspora

[Bottoms]

@Panyaste

1. Heaven on Earth mentality:
   Once in the diapora they get this mentality that they have made it in life. Very excited and shiet like that. Rich cool kids (born tao) like Panyaste look at them and just say what is this?

si ni wewe ndio hushinda ukisema venye ujerumani ni heaven . Venye kenya ina Umeffi na unashukuru mungu you are where you are

@Panyaste

2. BOW DOWN TO THE MZUNGU
   U see how waiters in Kenyan hotels take a mzungu for a god…baaaas this is the same way muchatha united Kenyans treat a mzungu in the diaspora. When they see a muthugu they may even piga for him/her salute ati ni heshima. Even in the streets they will give way to a mzungu na ni chokosh.

its clear that you always post pictures of German white girls you date and screw. Lets not go there. Kwanza summer yenu hatumpumui. so whose worshipping white people

@Panyaste

3. PICTURES EVERYWHERE
   Fools zikifika malls or place ya kuonyesha uko majuu (and i hate this btw) lazima they take selfies or pictures alafu wana pose na style ya kiocha. They later post these pics pale FB to tishia their fellow muchathas back home.

you show us pictures of your audi. I dont know if it belongs to your male partner Blaze ama ni rental.

@Panyaste

4. KENYAN PARTY SAZOTE
   They like organising Kenyan parties and meet ups za upuzi. Especially during this xmas season kuna party mob za wakenya. They meet kunywa beer, nyama choma and talk upussy. U can never find panyaste in such places.

i think when you step in kenya hatupumui. OOh niko K1 , “whoever wants beer aje ghasia” sounds farmiliar… “OOh wacha nile hii burger before niende white party”

@Panyaste

5. SPEAKING MOTHER TONGUE IN PUBLIC
   They say when u go to Rome behave like a Roman. Uko kwa wenyewe example kwa bus instead of conversing in English/Spanish/German unaskia watu in public and they are loud wanaambiana “Karii Kii mudu wa nyuba”…I will tell u for free this disgusts the natives of the country u are in the same way u hear msomali back in Kenya speaking ki wariah in a matt. STOP IT

Ill give you a pass on this. Sijawahi sikia ukiongea kikisii yenu

@Panyaste

6. SUMMER BUNNIES (80%) = Muchatha
   When they visit Kenya , they like to be noticed. …and that is where the name summer bunnies iltokea. Wanapenda attention sana. Watu hawawezi pumua kwa club kama summer bunnie yuko. Alafu unaonga pale churchill these chics who go with walami wazee hapo ati marigo…ndio hawo…dont let the make up cheat u,that one is a muchatha united team captain. Cool kids like panyaste uingia polepole +254…fika place kama K1…adidas juu chini but not so loud…cheza chini talk to every one then leave in peace…no madharau no maringo…mtu anajijua

wewe huringia masikini @Motokubwa . You clearly cant see the man is struggling to run his butchery and make a decent living but you rain on the poor guy like he has no future. I think kenyans are better off with you away than you around .Stay where you are

[Phylgee]

Hi love @Panyaste

[Bottoms]

@Phylgee

Hi love @Panyaste

be serious at times. we are discussing issues of national importance but you are bringing issues of personal importance

[Randy]

@Bottoms

si ni wewe ndio hushinda ukisema venye ujerumani ni heaven . Venye kenya ina Umeffi na unashukuru mungu you are where you are

its clear that you always post pictures of German white girls you date and screw. Lets not go there. Kwanza summer yenu hatumpumui. so whose worshipping white people

you show us pictures of your audi. I dont know if it belongs to your male partner Blaze ama ni rental.

i think when you step in kenya hatupumui. OOh niko K1 , “whoever wants beer aje ghasia” sounds farmiliar… “OOh wacha nile hii burger before niende white party”

Ill give you a pass on this. Sijawahi sikia ukiongea kikisii yenu

wewe huringia masikini @Motokubwa . You clearly cant see the man is struggling to run his butchery and make a decent living but you rain on the poor guy like he has no future. I think kenyans are better off with you away that you around .Stay where you are

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D…cheza chini!

[Panyaste]

@Bottoms

si ni wewe ndio hushinda ukisema venye ujerumani ni heaven . Venye kenya ina Umeffi na unashukuru mungu you are where you are

its clear that you always post pictures of German white girls you date and screw. Lets not go there. Kwanza summer yenu hatumpumui. so whose worshipping white people

you show us pictures of your audi. I dont know if it belongs to your male partner Blaze ama ni rental.

i think when you step in kenya hatupumui. OOh niko K1 , “whoever wants beer aje ghasia” sounds farmiliar… “OOh wacha nile hii burger before niende white party”

Ill give you a pass on this. Sijawahi sikia ukiongea kikisii yenu

wewe huringia masikini @Motokubwa . You clearly cant see the man is struggling to run his butchery and make a decent living but you rain on the poor guy like he has no future. I think kenyans are better off with you away that you around .Stay where you are

msee i am a down to earth guy…why do u think i label my self as a chokosh…wacha ivo, when i initally joined Ktalk watu walikuwa wanajua naishi dandora until some idiot exposed me. I normally cheza chini

@Phylgee

Hi love @Panyaste

wow…missed u baby gal… leta mpesa number nitume euros for xmas,nina mbaya

[Mangele]

I hereby request that “the author” be original next time.

His descriptions are copies from the 1980s failed wannabe diasporans.

[Phylgee]

@Bottoms

be serious at times. we are discussing issues of national importance but you are bringing issues of personal importance

Matacore cheza chini

[Karoga]

Umesahau kusema kuchukua tabia Mbaya za locals Kama Yule nanii alisema yeye ndiye @WANJIKU

[Phylgee]

@Panyaste

wow…missed u baby gal… leta mpesa number nitume euros for xmas,nina mbaya

Nuh… I’m good…doing great actually

[Panyaste]

@Wechez ebu show hawa wasee vile mimi ni msee down to earth

[mayekeke]

@Panyaste

izaa mkubwa…next time. That time nlikuwa na haters na zikujua how to contact u na pia kuna vile i dint trust u then but now i do. K1 ni home groud yangu

Next time basi nitafute.

[Panyaste]

@Phylgee

Nuh… I’m good…doing great actually

okay darl, anytime

@mayekeke

Next time basi nitafute.

na nikama nakujua…trust me i know big wigs ukuja K1 reggae

[mkiawakati96]

You keep teaching me something new every day… “Muchatha United team”. Sasa even if I see mtu na tisho ya ManU…I will still look him funny!

[Burungo]

10. Kuweka simu speaker on while making/ taking a call and at same time kuiweka karibu na mdomo ukiongea, kuiweka close to ear ukiskiza ( kumbuka damn speaker iko on) and at the same time speaking loudly nikama caller ako next building.

[mayekeke]

@Panyaste

okay darl, anytime

na nikama nakujua…trust me i know big wigs ukuja K1 reggae

Basi haukosi kunijua.

[Mchezaji]

Shida za kua kenyeji IG, tama na udaku. ifunge ubaki KT kama mimi.

[Kirwa]

@Phylgee

Nuh… I’m good…doing great actually

Ulipotelea wapi swiri

[poyoloko]

@Randy

= you licking an old/white cunt ! Nkt.

Wewe hunikalia fala ya ndumberi ndaaaani…you only experienced the city after mr patel employed you as a mtu wa mkono kwa mjengo and later on akakuchunisha skuma ndio ukakua foreman…

[mcrangu]

hehe most of them wako europe…dont know bout americas coz never been there…but europe…wueh …

[mcrangu]

@Panyaste

msee i am a down to earth guy…why do u think i label my self as a chokosh…wacha ivo, when i initally joined Ktalk watu walikuwa wanajua naishi dandora until some idiot exposed me. I normally cheza chini

wow…missed u baby gal… leta mpesa number nitume euros for xmas,nina mbaya

lol euros…as a kenyan who studied in the eurozone sijui niexpose???boss hizo euros weka vizuri…shida za huko ni mob!