Childhood Memories that put a smile on your Face.......

[vuja_de]

@m245

then there was the mother of them all “sticky” unadungilia kijiti kwa a heap of soil then kila mtu anatoa portion yake na kidole kakianguka na uko hapo surrounded na watu wanakungojea utaitana

There were some evil characters who put a hidden horizontal stick in contact with the vertical stick. Ukiguza hiyo kijiti, hata kama mchanga ni mpya, unaangusha hiyo kijiti ya juu …

[kiLo]

And then there was this dirty trick we used to play. Find long grass preferably around a footpath or kwa uwanja ya futa. Tie the grass together in a loop alafu ngoja. Mtu anakamu whistling and then booyah anakula nyasi!!

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Freestyle

That chobo Ua was burned in the school when a student suffered a broken arm. watu walikuwa wanatorokea kwa fence ya kaiyaba. Then at break time we used to have a combination of mandazi&samosa sandwich but the problem was ukinunua tu watu kama wanne wametegea uwakatie until guys said enough is enough hakuna kudandia and the shock was everyone could afford it .watu walikuwa wanaogopa kununua juu ya kudandiwa.

Mujamaa ulikuwa Jahmu high by any chance, this narration is so very familiar

[kiLo]

@kush yule mnono

Mujamaa ulikuwa Jahmu high by any chance, this narration is so very familiar

Umekumbuka combi or wanyonyi’s cooking eh?

[kush_yule_mnono]

@kiLo-

Umekumbuka combi or wanyonyi’s cooking eh?

Haha hapo sawa, mambo ya combi kwa canteen siwes sahau + wanyonyi wefwe mutu ya ngufu, yenyewe “effort unending”

[kush_yule_mnono]

@tm wa klist

Chobo: … Mwanaume unakimbizwa ukienda kushika wire za hio wall ya cooler fala inakuvuta. Kila mtu anakuwinda shule yote kama mob justice.

Buda boss kwani ulisomea gumbaru?

[Fala_12]

chobo ua alafu unafaa uguse mti iko katikati ya kiwanja mnachezea ama mlango ya dh iko the other side ya shule, bendings pia ilikuwa moto ya kuotea mbali

[trish]

Hahaha you just made my day

Was also a victim of chobo once. Happened to pass by a group of naughty boys playing it. Teke ilinipata kwa ass after hio ball kupita,…wacha tu. I still carry the grudge.

[kush_yule_mnono]

Chobo ngoto ilikuwa mambo yote sahizo umenyolewa jordan

[mtadao]

@Electronics4u

Wale tulilelewa shaggs inabidi hapa tukae kando:D:D.

[mtadao]

Ni shule zimefunga

[trish]

1. Used to beg a younger boy for a ride on his BMX bike but he would only let me ride it after I sang a ka certain song for him. Ilikuwa wimbo ya progy flani ya KBC inaitwa Lucky Look. F*** used to make me feel really angry…but I sang anyway

2. There’s a boy tukiwa class 3,.alikam home kucheza with us.Then when his mum wasn’t looking, he asked if we wanted to see what he can do with his ka-d****. So we all go nyuma ya hao and he removes his pants and turns his d*** from brown to pink. we ran away screaming…no one dared kumshtaki but he never returned.
   Roy, if you are a KTalker, hope you stopped flashing…and hopefully you “grew”

[kiLo]

@trish

Hahaha you just made my day

Was also a victim of chobo once. Happened to pass by a group of naughty boys playing it. Teke ilinipata kwa ass after hio ball kupita,…wacha tu. I still carry the grudge.

I held that grudge for a real long time. Found the jamaa. Sijui nani alimleta huku. He lives in Cali. Tukapanga kumeet in Las Vegas rugby match kenya wakicheza na some team. Beef was squashed. I don’t get to meet people from my childhood

[vuja_de]

@trish

Ilikuwa wimbo ya progy flani ya KBC inaitwa Lucky Look

Lucky Luke

[Freestyle]

@kush yule mnono

Mujamaa ulikuwa Jahmu high by any chance, this narration is so very familiar

AQ

[Freestyle]

@trish

1. Used to beg a younger boy for a ride on his BMX bike but he would only let me ride it after I sang a ka certain song for him. Ilikuwa wimbo ya progy flani ya KBC inaitwa Lucky Look. F*** used to make me feel really angry…but I sang anyway

2. There’s a boy tukiwa class 3,.alikam home kucheza with us.Then when his mum wasn’t looking, he asked if we wanted to see what he can do with his ka-d****. So we all go nyuma ya hao and he removes his pants and turns his d*** from brown to pink. we ran away screaming…no one dared kumshtaki but he never returned.
   Roy, if you are a KTalker, hope you stopped flashing…and hopefully you “grew”

Hiyo lucky look stero alikuwa anaspin pistol vinoma before putting it into his porch

[trish]

@vuja de

Lucky Luke

Oh dear, was too young to note the spelling. liked the cowboys though

[trish]

@Freestyle

Hiyo lucky look stero alikuwa anaspin pistol vinoma before putting it into his porch

Naona ulikuwa fan

[vuja_de]

Hardcastle and McCormick ndio ilikuwa series ya maana

[system]

Saturday afternoon, swimming at lake Victoria was my best childhood memory