suspect
February 23, 2018, 12:34pm
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Tulienda kuiba miwa after swimming, we were four of us, si tukapatwa, kipii kingine kikashikwa, this one, the cerelac type, poor nigga was taken to station. He ended up bringing the owner of the sugarcane to our home, my old man had to part with some thing to cool the situation, though we didn’t get the beating. Hile cold war tulipewa is out of this world, kila mtu anakuja kuwapea msomo. That incident shaped my life and the course i came to pursue later. Hata sahizi i still have a phobia na vitu za wenyewe.
system
February 23, 2018, 12:46pm
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Yet you just told us this morning,you wanna eat someone else’s property.
you want to look at watoi wenye wako ndethe? Isorait
1776
February 23, 2018, 1:24pm
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:D:D:D:D meurerenee torusiekino
McInerney:
There’s this memory about my childhood,I happened to talk to my younger brother(high schooler on half term) on phone and it just popped into our convo.For those mlizaliwa hapa R.valley you can relate.It was December holidays and kila mtu alikua home .This is 9yrs ago.I was still in primary school.I was the eldest and had two young brothers.On this day we went out kuchunga ngombe na kondoo kama kawaida.After kulisha ngombe tukapeleka mtoni kama kawaida na tukaanza kucheza ball…Ilikua ka tradition tunacheza ball hadi tuchoke then tuswim.That day tumefika kwa mto mimi na my 2 brothers tukaanza kucheza ball na after kitu 20 minutes some two kids from neighborhood wakatujoin.Ngombe zilikua na hizi bells so unajua ni kina nani wanenda mto saa flani…I knew all the neibourhood bells za ngombe.We played ball hadi kitu 3pm then tukaanza kuswim…Mimi nlikua najua kiswim but my brothers walikua wale wa kucheza na maji tu…Mimi na neighbourhood kids wawili Iso na Kevo tukaswim for like an hour…Mabro walikua side ya chini ju place tunaswim ilikua deep kiasi…Kidogo tunaskia nduru kutoka nje ya maji we meet almost 20 white faced people “torusiek” kwa wenye wanajua…Adrenaline ikanishw nikimbie ju we had heard stories about them and hii ilikua first time kuwaona .Mimi nikakimbia and so my brothers followed me…We were stark naked 5boys running…Tulikimbia hadi almost home so kuna barabara tunafaa kucross before home.We fuckin crossed the road naked tukaingia kwa mahindi and forced our way hadi home…Kufika almost home nikatuma bro mdogo aendee nguo zetu.Akakubali akaenda kutuletea hapo tukavaa kwa mahindi pia nikapea Iso na Kevo nguo zangu wavae ndio wafike kwao then watarudisha.Kumbe my mum alikua ametuona tukikam akasaka those cypress sticks she used to beat us with…She played all cool akatuambia twende kitchen tukule food iko hapo…My brothers in tow we went to kitchen with plates tukajiserve tukaanza kukula…10minutes into kukula mum anakuja kama amelock mlango.SHE WHIPPED our asses like hell…Mum was a great whipper akikuchapa umshinde utapata amekuuma ama ametoa mwiko akuchape nayo…Hiyo beating hadi wa leo remains to be the best beating i had in my childhood…Mum alituchapa na akasema jioni anataka kuona nguo tulikua tumevaa kwenda mtoni
kwani hao torusiek wangefanya nini if you wouldn’t have escaped?
Given you a good beating that left you injured for some days.
Afro
February 23, 2018, 2:17pm
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@pseudonym as for me,huogopa maji mob. I’ve never learnt how to swim. Hata trip za shule singewahi ingia kwa bahari unless we do so with friends. Na hio ni shallow waters only,not any depth above my neck
system
February 23, 2018, 2:29pm
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Afro:
@pseudonym as for me,huogopa maji mob. I’ve never learnt how to swim. Hata trip za shule singewahi ingia kwa bahari unless we do so with friends. Na hio ni shallow waters only,not any depth above my neck
Any particular reason for your phobia?
Afro
February 23, 2018, 2:39pm
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I think its coz tukiwa wadogo there was a teacher’s kid who died. He drowned in a pond they had gone to swim. He was always used sort of a lesson to prevent the rest of us from thinking of swimming kwa dams za del monte or adjuscent ponds. Tusikufe kama yeye. And that stuck
suspect
February 23, 2018, 3:37pm
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Your argument is null in this situation, kuna kuiba na kuomba. Unless you’re insinuating I’m a repist
:D:D:D:D"something of being hundred" do you get?
system
February 23, 2018, 4:26pm
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Whaaat? I did not @suspect that even for a moment.:eek::rolleyes:
1776:
angen chiito
:D:D good we’ll meet on this streets of Eldoret one day…
With bells and tu-may-soothy swinging right left:D:D:D:D
Oh well,I was around 9 yrs old and my brother,his friends and I decided to go for a dive in the nearby river. I had just learnt how to swim and it seemed like a good idea.
So off we went, stripped down to our inner wears and jumped into the warm clear water… My favorite spot was a black rock on the middle of the river and I lay there staring at the clouds as the cool water swiftly flowed over me…The current was not so strong so I was safe. The boys were busy splashing and diving while suddenly we had a shrill voice ordering us out of the water. It was our nosey neighbour carrying our clothes. Tulitoka mbio and in my bid to swim away my panties which had a loose elastic started sagging, by the time nifike kwa edge I didn’t have it…
"Wooi! ******** Ona we wì haha? She screamed.( You are also here?)
I panicked and ran away. That evening we got a whooping which nearly made me think we were adopted kids.
I never found my panties… I think the tendency of loosing them started that early.:oops:
How phucking crazy was your child hood. The other day you talked about climbing trees now you are swimming with vipii! Huh:D:D:D:D
system
February 23, 2018, 9:46pm
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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I can write a book about it or take photos of the scars.
Haha :D:D I can imagine y’all running butt naked. Reminds me how in ocha most kids dont wear clothes … unatuona tukikimbia faster faster wakikimbiza either kuku ama ng’ombe with their tiny ass :D:D:D:D:D:D:D funny view!