Chilling with My Pops

[Muthafari]

@ChifuMbitika

Eating someone’s wife is in the list of things called ‘A thousand ways to die’.

True that

[Thirimaii]

@Vinnywaf

Huyu msee story zake zooooote ukuwanga vako tuu

Atleast he keeps the ktalk fire burning

[Gikonyo]

How do you detect a kunguru

[Thirimaii]

@Azor Ahai

Mimi mzae nikimpea crate ya Tusker na a mzinga of his choice I consider us even. That’s all he appreciates for Xmas.

Has he ever visited a doc for checkups,you might have given him diabetes unknowingly

[sani]

@BADASS

Ata mbicha ya busaa mkiogea hii Maneno ngumu hivo? Ama unakula jaba na jontez yule mwisi

@BADASS kama huwa unasikiza izo ngoma zenu za akina Joseph Mutaiti na Kijana Mumo unajua wao walikua wanachukia singo mathas. Ile gospel ya @Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii ndo walikuwa wanapreach kwa songs zao

[Teddy_time]

@chap

Mimi personally I hunt in worship places and social gathering like hiking, team building etc and age is 18-24 yrs. Marriage is a no for me, I get bored easily I cannot afford waking up seeing one fcuking face first thing in the morning for the rest of my life

So do you plan on kids?

[Sokwe_mtu]

@Teddy_time

So do you plan on kids?

unataka kumzalia wangapi wewe mama mchawi?

[DrZeus]

The bile against “singo mothers” on these streets while happily glorifying dry frying is one that needs to be called out. That said, not everyone is fit for marriage…

@Finest wine

You guys contradict yourselves so much it is difficult to keep up. All one needs is to play the field smartly but don’t lose focus on clinching one young girl with intentions of marrying her. Na mtoke Tinder in 2021 and meet them ngeos huko nje.

[Teddy_time]

@Sokwe mtu

unataka kumzalia wangapi wewe mama mchawi?

Inaonekana ushoga inasumbua kichwa yako

[kukuru_kakara]

@Finest wine

What I would wish for young KT bachelors is to make up their own minds up and quit with the sheeple mentality. Hizo vikwazo huwa mnajiwekea ati she has to look a certain way, be a specific age group etc is all false. And the fact that she should be reliant on you financially only means one thing…recipe for disaster…
Am not a relationship guru but it saddens me to see most of you heeding the wrong advice from married men hapa hapa. They are unhappy in their marriages but they are there and have born kids already…how can you be bored of waking up to the same face if you have not even tried it?

It would he interesting to establish the number of wanakijiji whose perceptions and attitudes towards marriage have been influenced exclusively by what goes on in this village.
You’ve made a grave assumption.
Everyone here has their own experiences with relationships…kila mtu amepata dose yake that informed their (current and future) choices on marriage, friendships, raising families and so on.

Si hata wewe you come across womens wenye wana nasty experiences? Has that made you opt out of marriage?

[Finest_wine]

@kukuru kakara

It would he interesting to establish the number of wanakijiji whose perceptions and attitudes towards marriage have been influenced exclusively by what goes on in this village.
You’ve made a grave assumption.
Everyone here has their own experiences with relationships…kila mtu amepata dose yake that informed their (current and future) choices on marriage, friendships, raising families and so on.

Si hata wewe you come across womens wenye wana nasty experiences? Has that made you opt out of marriage?

I simply go by what I read here…you cannot deny that the young lads all shout from the rooftop about how they will never get married and even if they impregnated a chic it would be time to head for the hills. Now… some of the folk egging them on are unhappily married or divorced but they have kids. So in essence what they are doing is reliving their past mistakes and lessons by passing on messages to the young lads.

I don’t listen to marital advice online esp KT. I try and live my experience nanikikwama I call on specific individuals IRL.
I pointed out that they should not go by assumptions. Some have not lived it …they say they are 23…hehehehe

[Sokwe_mtu]

@Teddy_time

Inaonekana ushoga inasumbua kichwa yako

wewe komba mwiko tukapatana kona mbaya si unaweza kula mbaya io siku

[friday]

@Finest wine

mnajiwekea ati she has to look a certain way, be a specific age group etc is all false

God forbid that men should have standards,eh?

[chap]

@Teddy_time

So do you plan on kids?

I have two, well feed, clothed, and sheltered.

[Finest_wine]

@friday

God forbid that men should have standards,eh?

Nada to that. Women can also set their own bar by getting some education, crossing their legs and standing strong. And never engaging in sex in their teens.

[stunner]

@Gikonyo

How do you detect a kunguru

Kunguru hafugiki…

[cortedivoire]

Hakuna mbuyu amekupatia advise. Tunajua ulikua solo na arimis. Meffi wewe
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[Mangele]

:D:D:D

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[Bingwa_Scrotum]

Wanaume wawili wamekaa kitako kusengenyana … subsaharans