Kuna sticker naonanga inasema ‘hatusemi wee in mnono lakini ukikalia viti mbili lipia’
system
May 24, 2017, 5:46am
22
@gashwin hizo ndo gani sasa?
Giggz
May 24, 2017, 7:09am
23
I went through the same once and promised myself i will never suffer in silence, alipie viti mbili kama ndio atatoshea brary fakini.
[FONT=Verdana]You board this Citi Hoppa bus. It is three quarters full, meaning the vacant seats are at the back. You scan the bus looking for a spot in the front. You find it. Just near the door is a three seater. Two ladies are sitting there, one of them plus size.
You consider the available space and conclude that a 2 GB fellow like yourself can comfortably sit there. So you sit and make yourself comfortable, generally thanking the Almighty for the gift of rare intelligence and exceptionally sound judgement in critical situations like these.
But as the bus pulls out of Kencom, the plus-size lady, who is sitting in the middle, stretches then wriggles to make herself comfortable. Heck!When she settles back, only a quarter of your behind is on the seat.its literally displacement.
You now consider your options. The bus is full so you cannot find another seat. It has left the stage so you cannot alight without risking the wrath of Kidero men. So? Tell her to allow you more space. But how?do you touch her ass and tell her that she is well endowed but she should squeeze herself inwards,how now?
“Madam nisongasongee kidogo ”Madam hebu kaa vile ulikuwa umekaa ndio nitoshee ”Kwani nilikuwa nimekaa aje ?”
You would not know how to respond, so things would escalate southwards within minutes. The next thing you know, you are on Ghafla: A STUPID MAN publicly SHAMED by a WOMAN. SEE what he DID to her ( PHOTOS).
No Big Momma. Prestige Plaza is not thaaat far. You can endure. Besides, you are a hard man bred and raised to endure a hind muscle tear. that’s the worst that can happen anyway.[/FONT]
3 weeks ago boarded a mat from Msa to Kilifi. Kuna hii kiti huwa 3 row ukitoka kwa dere. Madha fulani alikaa katikati. Mimi nikajiseti kando yake. Mat ilitoka tu hivi nikajipata nimekalia tako moja. nikama ali tuck in matumbo, pancrease, duodenum, colon, liver akiweka bait mseh akae hapo…
panda kama unanuka pombe atakusongea ama akuondokee trust me…
Diablo
June 4, 2017, 5:47pm
28
I was born with a silver spoon… What is Citi Hoppa?
system
June 4, 2017, 6:22pm
29
dede ya kutoka uthiru hadi buruburu
