City Life

Fala_12 · January 14, 2019, 4:16am

Hurumia wakanyama pendejo hata akienda santafe u-greek haiwezi mtoka

Gecko_Moriah · January 14, 2019, 4:40am

Once lived in a plot where neighbor alikua mwizi, hakuna mtu alijua until one day akachomwa a few blocks away,

epoch · January 14, 2019, 6:33am

:D:DHiyo jina yake says it all

Motokubwa · January 14, 2019, 6:43am

siku hizi natumia handle moja,

dingoo_wa_ingoo · January 14, 2019, 7:15am

Wewe,

who talked about cohabitation? Amesema it was unfortunate juu huyo madam wa asthma maybe angesaidika kama angekuwa tu na fisi mmoja anamkeep company. That is not the same as living there.

dingoo_wa_ingoo · January 14, 2019, 7:17am

:D:D

blueline · January 14, 2019, 7:23am

Glim leaper :D:D:D:D

system · January 14, 2019, 8:16am

:D:D
Sounds like a very clumsy frog.

tombayeye · January 14, 2019, 8:24am

unatetea coomer kimpango? umeona kuna vyenye :D:D:D:D:D:D

meanwhile in kirinyaga …

system · January 14, 2019, 8:40am

Eish,the bold texts sound so glim.
I won’t argue coz @M2Random did not indicate the estimated time of death.

dingoo_wa_ingoo · January 14, 2019, 9:10am

don’t argue.

have you ever heard of Mr Grim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moU_pQXrpX0

S.P · January 14, 2019, 12:32pm

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Hahahahahaha, mushens!!

Energizer · January 14, 2019, 2:26pm

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Glim leaper… Kwani ulikunywa chai na sabuni ??

Panyaste · January 14, 2019, 10:40pm

Lmfaooooooo what a foolish mungiki…unakuja hapa kushrub. Rudi gichagi pale Kinoo ukauze muratina…ghasia

SledgeHammer · January 15, 2019, 6:42am

tukuwe wapole jus for one second

majizee · January 15, 2019, 6:48am

Look before you Leaper:D:D:D

SwagMargeddon · January 15, 2019, 7:22am

shocks:

2016 nilikuwa naishi flats zingine zilikiwa na 9 houses on 3 levels. Used to live on 2nd floor, chini on 1st floor were two guys, one with a pregnant wife (hawa walikuwa newbies to the plot) and then another guy with his girlfriend walikuwa wanapenda kuvuta kindukulu.
One night the pregnant lady started having serious headaches, the guy went to his closest neighbour kuomba lift waende hosi. Nigger had lent his car to his bro that night (sijui mbona he didn’t approach other neighbours for the sake of the new guy, mama wa muchene mob ground flr. believes it’s coz. he was stoned) Lady soon went unconscious after a short while as they were waiting for an ambulance that took over an hour to respond.
Siren ya ambulance ndiyo iliamsha the rest of the plot. Asubuhi news filters thru. that she was dead on arrival at the hospital.
Really sad day given that there was 5 cars in the compound that might have saved a life.
But it was a lesson we the residents learnt. After that tulijuana more, even learnt there was a retired nurse in our midst. That same year there was another night time medical emergency, which we handled really well.

i was channel surfing nikaangukia story kama hii kwa Victoria’s lounge.

shocks · February 3, 2019, 5:57pm

Walisema which estate?

SwagMargeddon · February 4, 2019, 2:03am

i cannot remember.
i only remember Janet kaninis husband alikuwa hapo pia
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DHNbYquYhiDA&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiuluKC_qDgAhULaVAKHdkmAd8QtwIwAXoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1AA2yMQjC2QcCqnPbx51r5

yalamalalam · December 14, 2020, 8:08am

I used to live in a big city and I really liked the city life. I often went to clubs and bars with my friends. But at some point I got bored with all this too fast and noisy life and a big flow of people and I thought to move somewhere far away from the city. My mom is in a very nice memory care in Minneapolis that I found for her. I went to their website and looked at their other services and decided to use them and move closer to my mother in Minneapolis. She is very satisfied with the place she is and she always says that there are working professionals and they take care about her and her health. She never get bored there because she has many friends there.