Sounds like my younger brother.
Kwani she was perching on it?
:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Kuna mwingine alivunja some really expensive plates akipeleka kitchen, niliskia zikivunjika hata roho ikavunjika nazo…halafu anashout akiwa huko “woi sahani zimeanguka” hata sikumjibu
I learnt the hard way, in my college days, never to lend CDs/DVDs and books. Niliwahi kuwa na CD fulani ya hiphop mix nilipea msee. Akirudisha it was so scratched one would have thought it had been used to wipe a sandy floor. Took me quite a while to recover the collection. :(
Vitabu nazo unarudishiwa zikiwa na dog-eared pages you wonder what exactly was going on. I’ve always used a fountain pen (except for exams) to take notes. The worst came when I lent my notebook nikarudishiwa ikiwa imemwagiliwa maji na hekaya ingine ndefu from here to Timbuktu.
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kuna kitabu jamaa ali insist nikampatiya…jamaa anarudisha imechomeka halafu ananishow ni candle ilichoma…
afadhali kuwa stingy na DVDs and books…
jirani nilimpatiya cd ya windows 30minz later imevunjika
:mad::mad::mad::mad: Zingine ni madharau.
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kuna jamaa aliniambia reduce your circle of friends and u will be a happy man… naona uyu jamaa was right
wengine ni madharau aki …kama a mixtape mostly hukuwa za 60minz halafu mtu anarudisha cd iko na hadi blueband imescrachiwa na musumari aaai
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Unapatiya mtu gari and within one day, clutch imechomeka, alarm keys ziko disoriented, these people are with us.
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And then they stay cool like nothing happened!
Ya, and mostly the niggas never even realizes they have done anything wrong.
Wengine hurudishiwa ikiwa imechemka. I know a guy who fitted a new engine in his last Dec. Gave it to his pal last month alirudishiwa ikiwa ime-knock.
Too sad, na hata wajamaa hawawezi hata kukuoshea gari, inarudi kama imejaa vumbi…
jamaa inakuja kwa hao akishika remote the next time unawasha tv channels zimechanganywa you have to start re-arranging them
Jamaa aliomba neighbour gari. Akaenda hepi, akajinice …kurudisha gari, ameacha makobosto(used) na panty ya M.W.K zake. Asubuhi sunday wife kuenda kutayarisha gari guess what? My neighbour almost got a separation. His gods favoured him since that night he had not gone out.
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Weka password such that it’s required to make some of these changes.
Ouch!!
:mad:. Anadinyana kwa gari ya wenyewe? Gari si kitu ya kupeana tu anybody.
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Indeed! Ndio maana nashukuru kujionea hii drama kabla ninunue yangu. Nitailinda kama wallet.
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hii imenikumbusha day jamaa aliniomba keja aletee dame wake since bado boy anakaa kwa mathee yake…sasa nikamshow si umpeleke lojo akadai dame ni decent atanichukulia kama na mbeba kama malaya…ok nikasema ni sawa…boy nikampatiya keys na akaleta mrembo wake…Fast forward kurudi keja manze boy ata hana heshima ya kutandika kitanda ama ku clean keja…nilipata bed iko socking wet na pillow everywhere …halafu kumake it worse boy alipika mayai akawacha tu plate kwa meza …ata zile shells za mayai hawezi weka kwa dustbin…ile kitu ilinijamisha nilipata used condom kwa ile bowl mimi huweka fruits
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