@Col Kakende

kush_yule_mnono · June 10, 2015, 6:54pm

All I can say is pole ndugu @Col Kakende chunga watoi hii ingine yakina @uncle nyam ni u.fala. Na wewe @ekamsweu NIAJE

kijanamrefu · June 10, 2015, 9:59pm

W…T…F???

kijanamrefu · June 10, 2015, 10:00pm

Jaribu bibilia Mkristo mwenzangu.

onekigogo · June 11, 2015, 4:34am

How long do those tests take bytwy…is it still the old ‘come after 21 days for results’ crap?

highschooler · June 11, 2015, 4:57am

wacha kuuliza upuzi

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mundu_mulosi · June 11, 2015, 5:02am

Hiyo avatar yako ni kali.

trish · June 11, 2015, 7:21am

Ah bana,…that’s bad. A woman you live with(quote wife or fiance) never feels right when you doubt her kiwango hicho.
You should have done it kisiri. Hii story msee ako pregaz then you doubting her like that si poa. Unless you sure you never ever deposited eggs in her, wait mtoto azaliwe. Then fanya paternity in secret.

I would throw tantrums too if I knew you willing to do a paternity test knowing too well the only person I be sleeping with is you. Hio si poa boss

trish · June 11, 2015, 7:22am

hahaha ati lovely asshole…sijawai ona a lovely asshole:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Dunya · June 11, 2015, 7:28am

Thats why i told the nigga ako na ujinga

anon18059438 · June 11, 2015, 7:33am

Alafu mara company policy requires all family members a pertanity test. Tena i had to plead with the lady we go for a test. Which is which.?
Usikue unatupea hekaya my friend coz hapa umetupata

trish · June 11, 2015, 7:37am

Enyewe, that must be a crappy company. Waa, I wouldnt subject my kid(s) to such.

Hehehe wewe @uncle nyam si you pay attention to details…

le_scumbag · June 11, 2015, 11:57am

@Col Kakende,you already have proved to be man enough for facing life after all that has happened to you. Washana na hisi jinga siko hapa sikikwambia sijui baiologia sijui jinyonge sijui nini…concentrate on raising ya kids to be outstanding citizens of the world. Congrats for holding it together

karl_marx · June 11, 2015, 12:19pm

In these days, it doesn’t matter how much you’re in ‘love’ with your wife/ fiancee or whatever. Trust is no longer applicable in relationships. A ‘moral’ Nairobi woman will not hesitate to sleep with three dudes within one week and if she gets pregnant, it is always the responsibility of the ‘nice, financially stable’ dude.
For that reason, a paternity test should always be the default option. It’s because of this ‘trust’ that so many men are rearing rascals that they never sired.
Obviously, the feminists will call a man who demands a paternity test ‘Insecure’ which is only a subtle way of trying to discourage men from undertaking the test.
I would rather the woman feel painful because i never trusted her rather than live a lie the whole of my life. For ******* sake, i got only one life to live and it would be tragic if when i am 70 its the time i am realising three of my four kids are actually not mine.
Many ‘secure’ men who fully trusted their GFs and even wives to an extent of allowing them to be ‘out’ drinking with the ‘girls’ are now sleeping at Lang’ata Cemetry having been slapped with HIV/AIDS by their supposedly faithful women.
And if men are going to trust women who have the likes of Kim Kardawhatever as their role models, then they should expect real horrors ahead.

anon18059438 · June 11, 2015, 2:20pm

In these days, it doesn’t matter how much you’re in ‘love’ with your wife/ fiancee or whatever. Trust is no longer applicable in relationships. A ‘moral’ Nairobi woman will not hesitate to sleep with three dudes within one week and if she gets pregnant, it is always the responsibility of the ‘nice, financially stable’ dude.
For that reason, a paternity test should always be the default option. It’s because of this ‘trust’ that so many men are rearing rascals that they never sired.
Obviously, the feminists will call a man who demands a paternity test ‘Insecure’ which is only a subtle way of trying to discourage men from undertaking the test.
I would rather the woman feel painful because i never trusted her rather than live a lie the whole of my life. For ******* sake, i got only one life to live and it would be tragic if when i am 70 its the time i am realising three of my four kids are actually not mine.
Many ‘secure’ men who fully trusted their GFs and even wives to an extent of allowing them to be ‘out’ drinking with the ‘girls’ are now sleeping at Lang’ata Cemetry having been slapped with HIV/AIDS by their supposedly faithful women.
And if men are going to trust women who have the likes of Kim Kardawhatever as their role models, then they should expect real horrors ahead.

Well put. Test ni lazima

Njamba_Huthu · June 11, 2015, 3:08pm

In these days, it doesn’t matter how much you’re in ‘love’ with your wife/ fiancee or whatever. Trust is no longer applicable in relationships. A ‘moral’ Nairobi woman will not hesitate to sleep with three dudes within one week and if she gets pregnant, it is always the responsibility of the ‘nice, financially stable’ dude.
For that reason, a paternity test should always be the default option. It’s because of this ‘trust’ that so many men are rearing rascals that they never sired.
Obviously, the feminists will call a man who demands a paternity test ‘Insecure’ which is only a subtle way of trying to discourage men from undertaking the test.
I would rather the woman feel painful because i never trusted her rather than live a lie the whole of my life. For ******* sake, i got only one life to live and it would be tragic if when i am 70 its the time i am realising three of my four kids are actually not mine.
Many ‘secure’ men who fully trusted their GFs and even wives to an extent of allowing them to be ‘out’ drinking with the ‘girls’ are now sleeping at Lang’ata Cemetry having been slapped with HIV/AIDS by their supposedly faithful women.
And if men are going to trust women who have the likes of Kim Kardawhatever as their role models, then they should expect real horrors ahead.

You can say that again and again… pewa mbili kwa bill yangu…

onekigogo · June 11, 2015, 3:13pm

Kama

Kama huna jibu cheza bubu…

highschooler · June 11, 2015, 3:32pm

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Col_Kakende · June 11, 2015, 3:44pm

In these days, it doesn’t matter how much you’re in ‘love’ with your wife/ fiancee or whatever. Trust is no longer applicable in relationships. A ‘moral’ Nairobi woman will not hesitate to sleep with three dudes within one week and if she gets pregnant, it is always the responsibility of the ‘nice, financially stable’ dude.
For that reason, a paternity test should always be the default option. It’s because of this ‘trust’ that so many men are rearing rascals that they never sired.
Obviously, the feminists will call a man who demands a paternity test ‘Insecure’ which is only a subtle way of trying to discourage men from undertaking the test.
I would rather the woman feel painful because i never trusted her rather than live a lie the whole of my life. For ******* sake, i got only one life to live and it would be tragic if when i am 70 its the time i am realising three of my four kids are actually not mine.
Many ‘secure’ men who fully trusted their GFs and even wives to an extent of allowing them to be ‘out’ drinking with the ‘girls’ are now sleeping at Lang’ata Cemetry having been slapped with HIV/AIDS by their supposedly faithful women.
And if men are going to trust women who have the likes of Kim Kardawhatever as their role models, then they should expect real horrors ahead.

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WuTang · June 11, 2015, 3:47pm

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onekigogo · June 11, 2015, 3:59pm

Kid with too much nyt bundles and idle time. Go wipe your nose and urine trail from your legs quickly before daddy’s home…