mimi sijawahi.kutana na hawa mens.
wazee wa ocha,canāt relate ,nobody fucks with 130kgs of pure muscles
wewe unatumwa mkate na unachunishwa sukuma,imagine jirani akiangalia wewe anaona errand boy ya kutuma mkate,foreman wakujengesha kwenu anakudharau,sasa imagine mikora ya tao inakuonaje?
na kuna wale hukufwata as you are walking on the street,hao nia yao hukua gani ?
Motokubwa:
wewe unatumwa mkate na unachunishwa sukuma,imagine jirani akiangalia wewe anaona errand boy ya kutuma mkate,foreman wakujengesha kwenu anakudharau,sasa imagine mikora ya tao inakuonaje?
nigga mimi sio panyaste.
130 litre pure cum in your ashole. Umbwa
SledgeHammer:
nigga mimi sio panyaste.
130 litre pure cum in your ashole. Umbwa
utoto ,I dare you to repeat the same face to face, mtoto ya mbwa
but you cant do shit.
kumamako mtaro said it again, 130kg pure shit. Douche
I just encountered another con artist after meeting another one yesterday. They usually hang around 2 places.
Bus Station. If you sit on those seats in the bus station at Afya center for about 20 minutes, they show up. They come at you with a Lotto card and a phone. They claim that they have won on Lotto. They usually pretend to be looking for the building right behind you. Then they want you to talk to the Lotto guy while far away from the people around so that to hide the fact that they just won on Lotto. If you follow them to the Kichorochoro nearby, you will be fucked over and robbed off everything.
1b. A man comes and sits beside you. They strike a conversation. Small talk. They are usually holding a bag. They pretend to talk to someone on the phone never mind that the phones screen never lights up and you canāt hear a voice on the other side of the phone. They are talking about the person not coming for his possessions, the bag. Apparently, it is filled with money. The man is angry. He has been apparently waiting for 3 hours for this other guy. He opens the bag a tiny bit, and lo and behold! It is filled with money (actually not, itās just 3 50ās and newspapers). He makes a suggestion. You could follow him to deliver this money and he will give you 3K. No, 5K. Ngeta in dodgy streets ensue. Your phone and money forcibly disappear.
University highway, UoN. You are carrying a bag. A man picks up a package off the ground. They make a show of what they just picked. You look. Itās an envelope filled with money(actually 50 and newspapers). They tell you that the old man in a suit in front of you dropped it. They tell you how they donāt have money since Helb hasnāt been disbursed . Coincidentally, yours hasnāt been disbursed too. You are a good person. You tell them that they should return the money as it might be school fees. You convince him to. You both walk to the old man. You ask him if he lost something. He makes a show of looking for it. He then exclaims that he has lost an envelope. He is scared. On the the verge of tears. The man gives him the envelope. He is elated. He decides to gift both of you out of kindness. Especially you since you convinced that person to return the money. The reward will happen near Huduma center. Ngeta and clobbering will ensue . Or he will hand you the envelope and you will hand him your phone. You will then walk into the Huduma toilets to get your 3K from the envelope while he waits at the door holding your phone to ensure you donāt call your thief friends on him. Either way, your phone is gone.
I donāt know how gullible I look, but these fuckers keep approaching me. I must look either very innocent or straight from Ushago. Or both. 2 in a week. Both times I pretend to call people on them and they bolt off.
Nilinyanganywa simu na trick number 1
I wish I were new. I think I do look new. Or gullible. I am definitely not new though. I did my Preschool, Highschool and Uni in Nairobi. And I still live here.
I think they target young people.
In Nairobi your default mode should always be rude and hostile unless otherwise. If you are the-polite-and-helpful type you attract these shadowy character like flies to filth.
Euler
June 18, 2019, 5:33pm
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I just encountered another con artist after meeting another one yesterday. They usually hang around 2 places.
Bus Station. If you sit on those seats in the bus station at Afya center for about 20 minutes, they show up. They come at you with a Lotto card and a phone. They claim that they have won on Lotto. They usually pretend to be looking for the building right behind you. Then they want you to talk to the Lotto guy while far away from the people around so that to hide the fact that they just won on Lotto. If you follow them to the Kichorochoro nearby, you will be fucked over and robbed off everything.
1b. A man comes and sits beside you. They strike a conversation. Small talk. They are usually holding a bag. They pretend to talk to someone on the phone never mind that the phones screen never lights up and you canāt hear a voice on the other side of the phone. They are talking about the person not coming for his possessions, the bag. Apparently, it is filled with money. The man is angry. He has been apparently waiting for 3 hours for this other guy. He opens the bag a tiny bit, and lo and behold! It is filled with money (actually not, itās just 3 50ās and newspapers). He makes a suggestion. You could follow him to deliver this money and he will give you 3K. No, 5K. Ngeta in dodgy streets ensue. Your phone and money forcibly disappear.
University highway, UoN. You are carrying a bag. A man picks up a package off the ground. They make a show of what they just picked. You look. Itās an envelope filled with money(actually 50 and newspapers). They tell you that the old man in a suit in front of you dropped it. They tell you how they donāt have money since Helb hasnāt been disbursed . Coincidentally, yours hasnāt been disbursed too. You are a good person. You tell them that they should return the money as it might be school fees. You convince him to. You both walk to the old man. You ask him if he lost something. He makes a show of looking for it. He then exclaims that he has lost an envelope. He is scared. On the the verge of tears. The man gives him the envelope. He is elated. He decides to gift both of you out of kindness. Especially you since you convinced that person to return the money. The reward will happen near Huduma center. Ngeta and clobbering will ensue . Or he will hand you the envelope and you will hand him your phone. You will then walk into the Huduma toilets to get your 3K from the envelope while he waits at the door holding your phone to ensure you donāt call your thief friends on him. Either way, your phone is gone.
I donāt know how gullible I look, but these fuckers keep approaching me. I must look either very innocent or straight from Ushago. Or both. 2 in a week. Both times I pretend to call people on them and they bolt off.
Inaoeneka wale wa ku exchange dollar waliisha
ole wako,
ngeta and clobbering ensueā¦ hii statement imenichekesha sana. m still laughing
MutheeK:
@MutheeK wewe ni was Jeri gani? Before ngeta and clobbering ensues? :D:D
mswazi
June 19, 2019, 5:25am
35
Kumbe wewe ni ngāombe ya Museveni na venye wewe hujifanya mjanja hizi maeneo :D:D:D
Jeri pale kulikua na KANU officeā¦just karibu jerii high
You were practically my neighbourā¦ Pale behind the dispensaryā¦Hizo landi za U.
poyoloko:
Unakaa kua fala fala tu
Ilikuwa nomare tu sanaā¦ huwa siamini hata wa leo
