Confessions that you'd rather have not made

[imei2012]

I don’t regret anything that I say on ktalk honestly IDGAF ( had to use this millennial acronym) It has reached a point when l have literally run out of fucks to give, but hio story ya vasectomy ilishtua wengi and some misinformation regarding it so I don’t tell it no more …some things are better left tucked away in the closet

[system]

and @Stinger confessing to going down on a lady…

[blueline]

@Mathaais

The day I slept with a poko, paid her, then stole the money and left in the morning as she slept soundly.
That was a silly confession.

@culture kumbe hauko peke yako. Vagina bandits!!

[Electronics4u]

@imei2012

some things are better left tucked away in the closet

:eek:bomoa tu.

[MBOMB]

@pseudonym

I can’t imagine you doing that. :eek::eek::eek:
Hell… I never pictured you as a pay- for-sex type. :D:D:D

Wait until you meet @gashwin

[dude]

@Mathaais

But to be really honest, what actually made me stop chasing after women was my hate for cd’s.
I really hate sex with condoms and if I can’t hit it raw, why should I even bother?

Kweli hapo. CDs are just a bonner killer. Mimi hufeel imenyonga abdala sana. Not worth it at all

[amun]

@pseudonym

That’s a relief.

Hey you, howdy?

[Liberty]

@MBOMB

Wait until you meet @gashwin

:D:D:D:D:D

[amun]

@imei2012

but hio story ya vasectomy ilishtua wengi and some misinformation regarding it so I don’t tell it no more …some things are better left tucked away in the closet

yep I remember that one, the comments and reactions :D:D:D:D:D

[realest_ninja]

@dude

Kweli hapo. CDs are just a bonner killer. Mimi hufeel imenyonga abdala sana. Not worth it at all

if you still chasing p****y you need to rethink your decision…utachomwa

[system]

@Mundu Mulosi

It was not a confession and it does not bother me. When I developed the complication I said it here, when I was admitted I said it here, when I to theatre I said it here. I have developed a very thick skin thanks to this village.

na kwa nini ulipiga @wakahoro equator kwa kukuita heke one which is simply monoballer?

[Etigere]

@pseudonym

That’s a relief.

Mrembo, umdhaniye siye, ndiye… @Mathaais is cruising to your panies

[dude]

@realest ninja

if you still chasing p****y you need to rethink your decision…utachomwa

Im settled thankfully

[system]

@amun

Hey you, howdy?

Hey?!
Look who is back from outer space.
I am well thank you.

[WuTang]

@Mathaais

Most Ktalk oldies regularly remind me about it. They know.

Na ile ulikula malanye wawili three some halafu ukawapa thao wagawane? :D:D:D:D

[system]

@MBOMB

Wait until you meet @gashwin

Nooooooh! :eek::eek::eek:
You lie! :D:D

[system]

@Etigere

Mrembo, umdhaniye siye, ndiye… @Mathaais is cruising to your panies

:D:D:D:D
Wacha hizo.I have placed him in the decent/ respectful category alongside four other talkers.

[system]

@WuTang

Na ile ulikula malanye wawili three some halafu ukawapa thao wagawane? :D:D:D:D

:eek::eek::eek: OK.

[Useless_Spectator]

@WuTang

Na ile ulikula malanye wawili three some halafu ukawapa thao wagawane? :D:D:D:D

Classic, I could never come up with such

[Useless_Spectator]

@gakaraku

na kwa nini ulipiga @wakahoro equator kwa kukuita heke one which is simply monoballer?

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