Confirmed: Nimehama officially

Samburus

I said we have some creative writers huku KT. Pls note I have not called them liars or people economical with the truth…:D:D:D

Urber driver Ana afford a studio house complete with a lift.

ya 15 k kwanza.

Sasa hatutapumua juu umehama kwa madhe. Hii yote inaweza kuwa ni hekaya sababu hakuna mbicha.

Didn’t they teach you brevity and relevance during your brief educational career?

Hii kitu ilikuwa na macho tatu.

ALL THIS CRAP NI A ONE DAY STORREEEE

:D:D:D:D:D

Starscream… why do you want folk to hama from KT? This is how the forum lost women talkers…

Are you sure you are not talking about your sugar mummy??

I finished exams on October 2oth. Novermber 1st nko kwa mhindi

Now this is the way to begin life, lookng back unajua kweli ulitoka mbali

Mrs. Shosho shut up coz you obviously can’t relate, that’s how many dudes started their lives

Ndo iyo sasa

Nothing to be proud of being given a bed matress and condom money by mommy. Gross

Wewe mwenye mamako hukuogesha ukilewa hakuna kitu unaeza tuambia

Katombwe na mzee shikokoti kawangware kwa busaa club nugu hii.

I’ve already built two houses chief, I moved out back in first year campus.

Congrats for this major step, you will look back and wish you did it earlier like most of us here.

The only downside to your hekaya is too much of mom this mom that - you will need to cut that off lest you end up a wuss.