Could this be a Ratchet in a bus?

Pick pockets have perfected this trick to throw you off track and lower their guard. They come sit next to you then start making fake important calls about business deals and investments. You think it’s a well to do person seated next to you and all this time he’s try to figure out how to steal from you.

Hahaha. Body language ni wewe. Can’t relate though

Ladies, especially young ones, have a funny way of making an impression. There was a time niliingia pale Java TRM waiting for a friend akuje tudiscuss ujanja fulani. Nearby kulikuwa na two ladies na nikiingia walikuwa wanaongea sheng ya mtaani. The moment I settled and they realized I was alone, they switched to English na kutweng. When I turned kuorder coffee, I saw them stealing glances at me. They probably thought I was some moneyed Nigerian or something and I concluded that slay queens hunt for rich men kwa malls. Eventually, one of them asked if they could join me nikajibu I was waiting for someone. Pesa kwanza! I wasn’t in the mood for pussy that day.

Peasant kama mimi, nyamasa!

huyo jamaa Wa njugu si huwa anamake doo mob sana.

Hii plastic ban ndio inawafinya