Covering a brother's back

[Ken_Sarro]

@Kryptonite

Malizia hekaya ken kyalo… There is no way you winning hii argument.

There is a mistake I made in the text and I have corrected. meant to say me and a kao but the “and” was forgotten. mimi ni weingo

[uwesmake]

@Ken_Sarro

Kwa wale hamjui Maul picha ndo hio

Jatelo , inaitwa BRAWL si MAUL but nice Hekaya

[Ken_Sarro]

@uwesmake

Jatelo , inaitwa BRAWL si MAUL but nice Hekaya

omwami Esese naama ekimilili. brawl is a war, maul is push between two sides

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@Ken_Sarro

In my circle of friends I have like five friends who I call true friends. Friends who my girlfriend once told me to stop hanging with since they were bad company who influenced me into binge drinking and womanizing. The type of girlfriend who is like @GeorginaMakena in this village, Extra-wordy lectures with very little substance to write home. On this day I just listened to her for a good one hour as she lectured herself to hoarseness on how I should avoid bad company as it was bad for our relationship. When she was done I asked her to provide me with friends she felt were good company and they should be able to fill the role played by my friends e.g. provision of soft loans whenever I was in need of cash on an emergency basis as well as providing me with job prospects since we were all worked in the same industry. Msichana wa watu alinyamaza and the lecture died a natural death due to lack of logic kama theory za @Guru na kupika.
Now back to the original script, my friends circle is made up of two dim eyes, one shinny eye, a kalenjin and a Kao. We have been good friends for a very long time. So one Friday after deal kuingiana around midmonth tuko na pesa kama drug peddlers since midmonth most people in formal employment are often broke anticipating endmonth. My kao friend was not feeling well aka amua hadundi due to medications and alcohol effect. My shinny eye friend on the other hand had an urgent issue to attend to back home and had to travel early so hakutokea. Mkale had travelled to Baringo to see a sick parent. So the three of us tukaingia town 8PM. Machupa kwanza in a local bar hadi zikashika then tuka amua kuingia club. After kuingia hivi club, I saw a familiar face. When our eyes interlocked, familiar face smiled and waved at me. Saa hio najiuliza niliona hii sura wapi? Kiasi hivi it hit me! It was my shinny eyed friend’s wife. She was in the company of two other ladies and three males drinking caprice then. Nika shtuka but nika inform kikosi kile nimeona. One of the dim eyed let call him Otis aka piga jamaa simu na ku uliza ye mama watoto ako wapi. Aka ambiwa ati mama watoto ame travel to Ol-Kalou to buy commodities. Jamaa akamu uliza uko sure? Akasema cork sure, then got curious. Basically kikosi concluded that after drinks bibi ya mtu anafungwa. Jamaa akamwambia kama uko home, tulia tunakuletea gacungwa (Brownskin) ukule usiku mzima. Mjinga akachangamka coz Oti never disappoints. Hapo kikundi ika amua brathe hakuliwi bibi tukiangalia helplessly, heri itushinde.
Kiasi Oti aka amka na kwenda kwa table yake na kumwambia blatantly, “Toka uende home”. Dem aka anza zile za “oooh, ngoja nimalize kwanza drink yangu”, Oti ako zile za hakuna kitu una maliza. Saa hio combination ya Singleton na Gilbeys ina run akili na pesa mfuko ina ambia Oti your very right. Dem aka anza kum ignore sasa, Wrong move! Oti akachukua glass ya dem akamwaga chini na kumwambia tunaenda!!. Bouncer wakaitwa mbio. Sisi kuona hivyo pia tukafika table kama Recce ready ku deal na terrorist, kama ni friendly fire itambe basi. Bouncer ku uliza iko nini aka explainiwa then alikuwa mjaka pia. Akajaribu kumexplainia Oti zile za ya wawili usi ingilie blah blah. Oti kwa akili yake saa hio ako zile za “Chieth Onger” na ashamake resolution and he threatened to overturn the table dem asipo amka. One of the other gentlemen kwa table ya akina dem alijaribu kuzua my other dim eye Sam akampa kumanyoko slap mpaka chini. Aka amka kama ametulia kama monoballer after kujua bibi anaeza mcheza asipo oa. Bouncers waka anza kumvuta Oti atoke nje, si pia tukaform kitu kama a rugby maul. Wanatusukuma tutoke sisi nasi tunasukuma Oti abaki ndani. Oti naye amekatalia dem nguo ana shout “nikitoka natoka na huyu aende nyumbani!”. The scenario was more of a see-saw. Oti anasukumwa nje, sisi tunaresisit kabisa. Ilibidi bouncers waongezwe tukatolewa sote watatu nje but na dem.
Kufika nje dem aka anza matusi, Oti akamwambia “we tusi tu, matusi haijawai toa mtu damu”. Cab ikaitwa tukaweka bibi ya mtu ndani hadi kwake. Kugongea jamaa gate anatoka nje na mafuraha expecting a yellow yellow kufikisha threshold. Kutoka nje anapata ni wife yake, kwanza butwaa, hasira then kucheka. Dem akajishikisha nare ati tume muabisha infront of her friends, akaingia mbio na kutoka na panga. Hapo kila mtu akashika njia yake tuka wawacha wawili wasort shida zao.
IT’S A LONG STORY BUT NAKUJA KUMALIZA VILE ILI ISHA AND WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SET ALLOW CERTAIN PRECEDENCIES IN YOUR HOUSE AS A BLUE HANDLE
Kwa wale hamjui Maul picha ndo hio

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Meanwhile,
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this mujamaa’s name is
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Just thought it might be of importance since i couldnt finish reading what you typed there…too long

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@Ken_Sarro

In my circle of friends I have like five friends who I call true friends. Friends who my girlfriend once told me to stop hanging with since they were bad company who influenced me into binge drinking and womanizing. The type of girlfriend who is like @GeorginaMakena in this village, Extra-wordy lectures with very little substance to write home. On this day I just listened to her for a good one hour as she lectured herself to hoarseness on how I should avoid bad company as it was bad for our relationship. When she was done I asked her to provide me with friends she felt were good company and they should be able to fill the role played by my friends e.g. provision of soft loans whenever I was in need of cash on an emergency basis as well as providing me with job prospects since we were all worked in the same industry. Msichana wa watu alinyamaza and the lecture died a natural death due to lack of logic kama theory za @Guru na kupika.
Now back to the original script, my friends circle is made up of two dim eyes, one shinny eye, a kalenjin and a Kao. We have been good friends for a very long time. So one Friday after deal kuingiana around midmonth tuko na pesa kama drug peddlers since midmonth most people in formal employment are often broke anticipating endmonth. My kao friend was not feeling well aka amua hadundi due to medications and alcohol effect. My shinny eye friend on the other hand had an urgent issue to attend to back home and had to travel early so hakutokea. Mkale had travelled to Baringo to see a sick parent. So the three of us tukaingia town 8PM. Machupa kwanza in a local bar hadi zikashika then tuka amua kuingia club. After kuingia hivi club, I saw a familiar face. When our eyes interlocked, familiar face smiled and waved at me. Saa hio najiuliza niliona hii sura wapi? Kiasi hivi it hit me! It was my shinny eyed friend’s wife. She was in the company of two other ladies and three males drinking caprice then. Nika shtuka but nika inform kikosi kile nimeona. One of the dim eyed let call him Otis aka piga jamaa simu na ku uliza ye mama watoto ako wapi. Aka ambiwa ati mama watoto ame travel to Ol-Kalou to buy commodities. Jamaa akamu uliza uko sure? Akasema cork sure, then got curious. Basically kikosi concluded that after drinks bibi ya mtu anafungwa. Jamaa akamwambia kama uko home, tulia tunakuletea gacungwa (Brownskin) ukule usiku mzima. Mjinga akachangamka coz Oti never disappoints. Hapo kikundi ika amua brathe hakuliwi bibi tukiangalia helplessly, heri itushinde.
Kiasi Oti aka amka na kwenda kwa table yake na kumwambia blatantly, “Toka uende home”. Dem aka anza zile za “oooh, ngoja nimalize kwanza drink yangu”, Oti ako zile za hakuna kitu una maliza. Saa hio combination ya Singleton na Gilbeys ina run akili na pesa mfuko ina ambia Oti your very right. Dem aka anza kum ignore sasa, Wrong move! Oti akachukua glass ya dem akamwaga chini na kumwambia tunaenda!!. Bouncer wakaitwa mbio. Sisi kuona hivyo pia tukafika table kama Recce ready ku deal na terrorist, kama ni friendly fire itambe basi. Bouncer ku uliza iko nini aka explainiwa then alikuwa mjaka pia. Akajaribu kumexplainia Oti zile za ya wawili usi ingilie blah blah. Oti kwa akili yake saa hio ako zile za “Chieth Onger” na ashamake resolution and he threatened to overturn the table dem asipo amka. One of the other gentlemen kwa table ya akina dem alijaribu kuzua my other dim eye Sam akampa kumanyoko slap mpaka chini. Aka amka kama ametulia kama monoballer after kujua bibi anaeza mcheza asipo oa. Bouncers waka anza kumvuta Oti atoke nje, si pia tukaform kitu kama a rugby maul. Wanatusukuma tutoke sisi nasi tunasukuma Oti abaki ndani. Oti naye amekatalia dem nguo ana shout “nikitoka natoka na huyu aende nyumbani!”. The scenario was more of a see-saw. Oti anasukumwa nje, sisi tunaresisit kabisa. Ilibidi bouncers waongezwe tukatolewa sote watatu nje but na dem.
Kufika nje dem aka anza matusi, Oti akamwambia “we tusi tu, matusi haijawai toa mtu damu”. Cab ikaitwa tukaweka bibi ya mtu ndani hadi kwake. Kugongea jamaa gate anatoka nje na mafuraha expecting a yellow yellow kufikisha threshold. Kutoka nje anapata ni wife yake, kwanza butwaa, hasira then kucheka. Dem akajishikisha nare ati tume muabisha infront of her friends, akaingia mbio na kutoka na panga. Hapo kila mtu akashika njia yake tuka wawacha wawili wasort shida zao.
IT’S A LONG STORY BUT NAKUJA KUMALIZA VILE ILI ISHA AND WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SET ALLOW CERTAIN PRECEDENCIES IN YOUR HOUSE AS A BLUE HANDLE
Kwa wale hamjui Maul picha ndo hio

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Good narration. Hapo kwa rugby imenibamba sana.