Crazy things we have done for money

[Nattydread]

@thesavage

Before I grew balls (and a spine, (and a pair of legs)), I screwed a grey haired overweight woman with false front teeth, and a stinking mouth old enough to be my mother so as to keep my job. Mambo nimefanya, mungu anisamehe.

As I said the other day, wewe hakosangi a ‘similar’ or thicker tale. No matter what the topic is.

[maasai_101]

@FireOne Euler

But Bro, does it mean that the tax for each pay load (per truck) would exceed 500k? Again, didn’t the TZ gov tax it? Still on it, the cost of driving all the way was it not too much? Or what I’m I missing here?

Boss unajua tax on ethanol is how much in kenya? Succesive regimes kila mwaka after budget tax inaongezwa. There was and still is alot of money to be made when business men avoid the tax man. Mind you from the declaration documents inaandikwa final destination is malawi but watu in TZ still get their cut when they declare the goods did indeed transit through TZ then.

[maasai_101]

@Nattydread

This is folly grade A.

How do you know what @pamba will do now that you have pretty much confessed publicly and want to spill more beans. Secondly, do you think that those still in the business will not do all they can to defend it.

Cannot and would not snitch. Tulifanya zamani tukaondokea

[LePhilosopher]

@maasai 101

By the way @pamba i still believe kazi inaendelea. Ingia inbox nikuibie siri roho safi unukishe kitunguu

This is very bad form from you. Snitches are the lowest of the low ,scum of the earth.

[Nattydread]

@maasai 101

Cannot and would not snitch. Tulifanya zamani tukaondokea

So what are you offering Koporo @pamba ?

[maasai_101]

@MadPhilosopher

This is very bad form from you. Snitches are the lowest of the low ,scum of the earth.

Would never snitch was joking, anyway most people still in business wanajulikana by authorities concerned. Its an open secret you cant work without involving them

[maasai_101]

@Nattydread

So what are you offering Koporo @pamba ?

Nothing to write home about.

[pamba]

@maasai 101

Nothing to write home about.

Ulifanya DNA ya watoto?

[maasai_101]

@pamba

Ulifanya DNA ya watoto?

Bado na sioni nikifanya…watoto ni wangu wacha niishi na hiyo imani

[Jimit]

@maasai 101

na

Ù

@thesavage

Before I grew balls (and a spine, (and a pair of legs)), I screwed a grey haired overweight woman with false front teeth, and a stinking mouth old enough to be my mother so as to keep my job. Mambo nimefanya, mungu anisamehe.

This deserves it’s own thread

[Sambamba]

Do you tell your kids to work hard,live an honest life and not be crooks like you?

[steve_mmoja]

@maasai 101

Mirrions boss, worth ya ethanol in each truck was around 30m because we used to carry excess tonnage. There was once phone ya one driver iliisha charge and everyone thought he had disappered with the goods. Hiyo siku mwenye mzigo aliingiza baridi. Obviously he could not report to the police coz of how do you start explaining the nature of goods? Only for him to appear a day later ati alificha gari athi river ndio isishikwe.

10M

[maasai_101]

@Sambamba

Do you tell your kids to work hard,live an honest life and not be crooks like you?

That was then, for one to be in business some of these things needed to be done ama ukute hauendelei just mark timing at the same spot, whereas the rest are progressing. Right now the straight and narrow pays handsomely thanks to better governance but still more needs to be done. Wish you were in business time ya moi uone things people used to do.

[Gacamba]

@Jimit

Ù

This deserves it’s own thread

Kabisa. I second

[Motokubwa]

@maasai 101

That was then, for one to be in business some of these things needed to be done ama ukute hauendelei just mark timing at the same spot, whereas the rest are progressing. Right now the straight and narrow pays handsomely thanks to better governance but still more needs to be done. Wish you were in business time ya moi uone things people used to do.

huna malori mzee tukatekate kama scrap?

[LuandaMagere]

@maasai 101

Siwezi sema hapa anonymity muhimu but nice try.

If not KABA KABOGO then sijui ni nani …

[maasai_101]

@Motokubwa

huna malori mzee tukatekate kama scrap?

Pole munene sina scrap metal ya kuuza sahii, nikiamua kuuza utajulishwa kwanza.

[maasai_101]

@Deez Nuts

If not KABA KABOGO then sijui ni nani …

Nice try but no.

[system]

FBI got involved. watu waliogopa they would be extradited na kukunja mikia. Thank God we made some good money and put it into good use. Always cover your ass ukitumia computers for fraud

[Delus]

@Deorro

FBI got involved. watu waliogopa they would be extradited na kukunja mikia. Thank God we made some good money and put it into good use. Always cover your ass ukitumia computers for fraud

:Dlet me guess hii ni carding