Cytonn Investment: Dande Hajamwaga Bado. Bado Anapump Strokes Kali Kali

One of the dodgiest practices in creative accounting aka cooking books is the padding of income statement numbers using non cash items like revaluation gains, extra large changes to operating income using obscure items like capitalisation of R&D costs and staff redundancy expenses etc. I remember calling out Cytonn for having operating incomes not in tandem with their operating cash flows lakini nikaambiwa nirudi nikunywe busaa niwache kusumbua. Ona sasa.

Business Daily did an article about 2 months ago explaing this very phenomenon. That is how local banks use those fancy terminologies to under declare non perfoming loans.

These con games huinvolve very many big people including bank directors. Then, some of the investors are not real, they are conduits used to lure people

Mhesh alianguka uchaguz mbaya sana asubuhi na mapema aliingia mitini Agosti kama Bahati mtoi wa milf after kupatwa na depression.

In whose’s hands are we safe?! …In whose hands are we safe?!.. :D:D:D:D

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@itombwa hapa alikuwa amejaa kende la Dande mdomoni hadi hapumui vizuri, proper deep throating, na hizi ndio jamaa zimeingia serikali? Kama haoni utapeli uko hapa, bongo lala.

Hahaha spot on Jaruo…

I knew Cytonn were dodgy or rather dogi when I tried looking for their cashflow statements after declaring 500 million profit na sikupata…

Dande when pressed akasema hio 500m ilikua ni from land revaluation that they themselves did.

“our property portfolio in Kilimani and Karen appreciated by over 500 million shillings in the last calendar year…” :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Bendera nyekundu zilikuwa nyingi sana lakini mbwembwe, kizungu mingi na uongo/ukora zilinyorosha watu elfu NNE.

Bwana after this shenanigans imagine kuna madoggy bado zilipeleka hela huko expecting 19% return on investment. I remember asking then what the underlying assets were for their high yield investment to guarantee 19% return nikaambiwa bangi ndio inanisumbua. In portfolio management, tunasemanga any portfolio with a 10% return is good enough. Anything above that would call for extensive diversification and wouldn’t ordinarily be available to small timers kama most cyttonaires. Dafaq is even a cytonnaire?

Shaito millionaire

looked at their books in 2019 nikajua hawa majaa wako juu ya creative accounting.

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