kalifa
July 9, 2018, 10:33am
21
So you pay even if she doesn’t ask for money?
Idias
July 9, 2018, 10:34am
22
Nah, Kunguru hafugiki tu. kaa rada
nobert
July 9, 2018, 10:38am
23
Your house is marked…utajua hujui.
can someone cue the luwere song as we wait for season two
LOL, maybe he meant three sets of threshold i.e 21. rounds total.
Claire
July 9, 2018, 11:40am
26
aaaaiiiii realy, sioni, the poor LADY* was left high and dry.:D:D:D:D:D
kalifa:
So I met this young lady on a dating site sometime back. We agreed on a price (of course as a kenyan I negotiated to the lowest possible price). After doing thorough investigation work on her via the net that would put the CSI crew to shame, I invited her to my place. The lady came in some tight jeans which showed off her nice big ass. I’m sure many necks were broken that day. I invited her in, offered her something to eat. She refused ofcourse with the typical reply of ‘niko sawa’. Talked to her a bit, connected her phone to my wifi ajibambe kiasi. After awhile nikaona ata shinda kwa net so i told her we go to my room. After some caressing, some kissing (of course not kwa lips, sitaki aibu za herpes) nikaweka cd mpangoni and reached threshold. Afterwards maringo ikaiisha, she ate the food i offered her earlier, i paid and she went. So now two days later she begins texting she wants to meet again. So we arranged a meet the following week. She came, nikafikisha threshold as recommended by the good doctor. This time i noticed she wasn’t asking for money so i just gave her fare to compensate her for the money she used to come with and for her trip back. I enjoyed this arrangement for awhile. That, my friends is how i dated a kunguru until… To Be Continued.
Hiyo piece umebakisha kwa mkundu ama??? Kama huleti hekaya yote pelekea watu wa base ya mogoka hii hekaya nusu. Shenzitype
MBOMB
July 9, 2018, 12:13pm
28
Poor ready ndio nini?.. *Poor Lady. @introvert leta lorry.
The fact that she offers you for free should have rung a bell in your mind. This is simple logic.
Yes you should if you are wise, because it was transactional from the inset. That way, there is little claim she can make on you and your property.
I’m waiting to read how you arrived home to find the place ransacked, or she decided to collect in bulk for the ‘free’ thresholds. Ukikataa, ukunguru unatokea and she starts smashing your windows at midnight while narrating your sexual activities to the neighboirs…
Maswali ya kipumbavu yaache, maliza hekaya haraka tumbili wewe
fare si malipo ya kuma!
nugu hii never invite a kunguru to your place:oops:
Na wewe kwa ubumbuazi wako ukaamini eti sasa anakupenda. Lazima kuna kitu ameona kwako which is why she is dis
Letea huyu NV ile clip ya Lenny. :D:D:D
kalifa
July 10, 2018, 8:13pm
37
Niliona hio clip, walikubaliana bei lenny akajiona mjanja