Dating Again

[Conservative_dude]

@Deorro

Wise men always question why you would keep your phone on silent kama you were not hiding anything and the fact that your phone is on silent is a sure sign of a decietful ,lying and eventually cheating whore so you might as well treat them as such by doing your best to Shag them Tonight while you can still see them.
You sell yourself Cheap,you get treated Cheap!..(Mhenga @Ka-Buda 2015)

Ai boss hapa umeniangusha. Ever been to a date with a lady whose phone is glued to her hand? She will keep on chatting n take pics of the meal and rarely look at you. Especially hawa wa generation yetu. I never go back for a second date. Unaenda na mtu park n she spends all her time taking selfies na wanyama kwa background mkitoka hata hawezi kukuambia character moja ya fisi yet it was written therefor her to read n the tour guid was explaining stuff. So lets give credit to @MaryJane for acting out respectful on a date
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Hapo sasa

[danji1]

@Purr_27

Welcome to the dating scene…where a man calls you in a club at 10 on a Friday…drunk on a second date

PS:Kindly try over 30 …kwenda juu

Kesho twambie kama hakuna responsible under 30s.

[Conservative_dude]

Back to the discussion, go for it girl. Life is not perfect, and nothing should keep you from trying. As long as the problem is not you (in which case you should try to improve on your weaknesses), keep on going for those dates, meet new people and learn new stuff.

[Purr_27]

@danji1

Kesho twambie kama hakuna responsible under 30s.

Off course kunao …am referring to this context

[uwesmake]

@Deorro

Wise men always question why you would keep your phone on silent kama you were not hiding anything and the fact that your phone is on silent is a sure sign of a decietful ,lying and eventually cheating whore so you might as well treat them as such by doing your best to Shag them Tonight while you can still see them.
You sell yourself Cheap,you get treated Cheap!..(Mhenga @Ka-Buda 2015)

Ai boss hapa umeniangusha. Ever been to a date with a lady whose phone is glued to her hand? She will keep on chatting n take pics of the meal and rarely look at you. Especially hawa wa generation yetu. I never go back for a second date. Unaenda na mtu park n she spends all her time taking selfies na wanyama kwa background mkitoka hata hawezi kukuambia character moja ya fisi yet it was written therefor her to read n the tour guid was explaining stuff. So lets give credit to @MaryJane for acting out respectful on a date
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Hehehe ati Mary Jane na tunajua ni electronics4u

Cheki mamod wakiwa comrades na ma ALTER HANDLES

[kijanamrefu]

@MaryJane

Lakini I want to thank the guys for picking up restaurant bills otherwise if I had paid for any of those dates, ningekuwa nafeel kama mjinga.

Hehehehe, mumeskia?

[Wrangler]

@kijanamrefu

Hehehehe, mumeskia?

meaning she’s dating a mjinga. Poor guy doesn’t know

[system]

@Ka-Buda you are trying too hard to over compesate for some short coming in your life. What? Is it that tiny?

[system]

@Purr_27 these are men in their early 30s. One was kind enough to reveal that he lives with his girlfriend soon to be wife and he wanted me to be his mpango wa kando because he is not happy (In my mind I rolled my eyes all the way back) Oh this guy might be a talker, if you read this now you know I think very little of you.

Blue handles, do you get laid that fast? Hata bila effort?

[Ice_Cube]

@kijanamrefu

Hehehehe, mumeskia?

hahaha pia mimi nimeona

@MaryJane

Blue handles, do you get laid that fast? Hata bila effort?

the effort needed has been gradually reducing, sometimes we even surprise ourselves

[system]

@ekamsweu you are being paranoid. I don’t know @Electronics4u but I have always pictured him as a muhindi inducted into family business that bores him stiff.

[system]

@The.Black.Templar good morning. People I like this guy and its for no reason.

[WuTang]

Just get laid already. End of discussion.

[byro]

@MaryJane

Eti since wkend kutakuwa hectic we ought to book ourselves a hotel here in Nairobi and relax. Never mind that we both live in Nairobi. Is that normal behavior???
Lakini I want to thank the guys for picking up restaurant bills otherwise if I had paid for any of those dates, ningekuwa nafeel kama mjinga.
There is no photographic evidence, when on a date my phone is on silent mode and in my bag.

pea huyo jamaa kile anataka…me i do first date(cheap one), disappear for a while, nikikam tunaongea kama tumezoeana, then vitu.

[Purr_27]

@MaryJane

@The.Black.Templar good morning. People I like this guy and its for no reason.

@The.Black.Templar you better start checki maneno like now

[paparazzi]

question madam,is what does the successful ninja need to do to get the cookie? How many dates. Give us what you expect from us. That will be a start

[Electronics4u]

@MaryJane

@ekamsweu you are being paranoid. I don’t know @Electronics4u but I have always pictured him as a muhindi inducted into family business that bores him stiff.

am no muhindi my dearest…

[The.Black.Templar]

@Ice_Cube

sometimes we even surprise ourselves

Even thought twice if its a raw deal or not!

[Ice_Cube]

@The.Black.Templar

Even thought twice if its a raw deal or not!

or if you tell a third party it won’t be believed so we opt to just keep it to ourselves

[Electronics4u]

@ekamsweu

Ai boss hapa umeniangusha. Ever been to a date with a lady whose phone is glued to her hand? She will keep on chatting n take pics of the meal and rarely look at you. Especially hawa wa generation yetu. I never go back for a second date. Unaenda na mtu park n she spends all her time taking selfies na wanyama kwa background mkitoka hata hawezi kukuambia character moja ya fisi yet it was written therefor her to read n the tour guid was explaining stuff. So lets give credit to @MaryJane for acting out respectful on a date

Hehehe ati Mary Jane na tunajua ni electronics4u

Cheki mamod wakiwa comrades na ma ALTER HANDLES
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hehehe uncle…mimi sio @MaryJane niko na mti…sorry handle moja tu;)