Dawa ya kunguni ni 30 bob...

[le_scumbag]

@Wakanyama

kwa nini unaanika @Unicorn hapa

Mapenzi yaliisha. Sasa ni revenge of the scorned @Ebru

[pamba]

Naokotwa kwa drum.

[system]

@gashwin

pengine uliokota from the matatu seat @Deorro.

hii part si kuelewa

I took zile fancy mats za Ronga. They cant have bedbugs. Na nilianza kuumwa before nipande mat… On the part hujaelewa,lets say upande matatu from Rongai to town, si ikifika town mtashuka wasee wa kuenda Rongai waingie? Same scenario. Halafu wakati wa mvua Nairobi matatus charge an am n leg/tooth. I had to alight to take another matatu from town to home

[kijanamrefu]

@Deorro

wewe bedbugs do. 2 months ago when the rains were tormenting Nairobians, i visited some lady. sasa nilikaa kwa bed na kumbe she had them bedbugs. so kutoka huko jioni nikapanda mat ya kuenda tao, ngoja zianze kuuma. at first i thought maybe ni kaspider kufika tao it was raining cats n dogs na mat pia inabeba watu so huwes kaa ndani. nilinyeshewa for like 4hrs na bedbugs zikiniuma all that time. nilifika home nikatolea nguo wash area. that was the end of me kukalia bed za watu. kama huna kiti will stand. kama ni kukunguta vitu will do it kwa kiti ama doggy while you shikilia your bed

@Ka-Buda

Hizo apana bedbug. Bedbugs are so covert you don`t even see or feel them unaonanga tu black spots kwa mbao.
Wewe uliokota “miguu nane” aka Crabs. Hizo ata condom haiwes kusaidia juu ziko kwa futhi and the only solution ni kunyoa futhi na kujipaka Brake Fluid ya gari kila siku for about a week.

@Dereva

The best is doom powder…but skin ya scrotum will start peeling off kama ya nyoka, but that should not worry you, itamea tena

:eek::D:D:D

[uwesmake]

HEHEHE the replies

[uwesmake]

DEORRO wacha kuenda brothels za eastleigh

[system]

@Deorro

wewe bedbugs do. 2 months ago when the rains were tormenting Nairobians, i visited some lady. sasa nilikaa kwa bed na kumbe she had them bedbugs. so kutoka huko jioni nikapanda mat ya kuenda tao, ngoja zianze kuuma. at first i thought maybe ni kaspider kufika tao it was raining cats n dogs na mat pia inabeba watu so huwes kaa ndani. nilinyeshewa for like 4hrs na bedbugs zikiniuma all that time. nilifika home nikatolea nguo wash area. that was the end of me kukalia bed za watu. kama huna kiti will stand. kama ni kukunguta vitu will do it kwa kiti ama doggy while you shikilia your bed

@Ka-Buda

Hizo apana bedbug. Bedbugs are so covert you don`t even see or feel them unaonanga tu black spots kwa mbao.
Wewe uliokota “miguu nane” aka Crabs. Hizo ata condom haiwes kusaidia juu ziko kwa futhi and the only solution ni kunyoa futhi na kujipaka Brake Fluid ya gari kila siku for about a week.

[Wakanyama]

@Luther12

sasa hapa umesemaje?,si ni kujaza server bure

[gashwin]

@Wakanyama

sasa hapa umesemaje?,si ni kujaza server bure

huitwa chlorophyl smile…

[system]

@Wakanyama

sasa hapa umesemaje?,si ni kujaza server bure

That’s exactly my intention. Unless you have shares in ktalk, ziba mwanya.

[Wakanyama]

@Luther12

That’s exactly my intention. Unless you have shares in ktalk, ziba mwanya.

dakitari apana ongea mbaya,

[system]

@Luther12

That’s exactly my intention. Unless you have shares in ktalk, ziba mwanya.

Mbossi utadungwa sword fight

[system]

@Deorro

Mbossi utadungwa sword fight

[paparazzi]

hehehe this is for people who live with chicken in their Bedsitters. Watu WA Gachie ivi. They are fleas.

[system]

@paparazzi

hehehe this is for people who live with chicken in their Bedsitters. Watu WA Gachie ivi. They are fleas.

Hizo za kuku, are they fleas (viroboto) or mites (known as múthúi in Greek)?

[paparazzi]

@Luther12

Hizo za kuku, are they fleas (viroboto) or mites (known as múthúi in Greek)?

ticks I think Ni kiroboto. Fleas Ni those small jumping creatures no? I stand corrected. But they could be the muthui (Greek) that you are talking about

[system]

@paparazzi

ticks I think Ni kiroboto. Fleas Ni those small jumping creatures no? I stand corrected. But they could be the muthui (Greek) that you are talking about

Aih! You just muddied the waters even more. Fleas ndio viroboto. Ticks ni kupe (ngúva in Greek, hence Karema-ngúva for our local zebu cows). Mites I recall them from my days as a budding poultry farmer.

[gashwin]

@Luther12

Aih! You just muddied the waters even more. Fleas ndio viroboto. Ticks ni kupe (ngúva in Greek, hence Karema-ngúva for our local zebu cows). Mites I recall them from my days as a budding poultry farmer.

mites ni ‘gutu’ in “our Greek”
Ticks ni nguha, au ngukuma - especially those fat, blood engorged ones…

[system]

@gashwin

mites ni ‘gutu’ in “our Greek”
Ticks ni nguha, au ngukuma - especially those fat, blood engorged ones…

Agreed. Now we’re on the same page. Mites would often be found on the area above the chickens’ eyes as well as on that red ‘thing’ above and below the head.

[gashwin]

@Luther12

Agreed. Now we’re on the same page. Mites would often be found on the area above the chickens’ eyes as well as on that red ‘thing’ above and below the head.

i don’t think s o, buddy, those maroon dudus around eyes were still fleas (viroboto). The mites are tiny, almost microscopic, greyish dudus that when they crawl on your skin you feel itchy all over…