Day Tulikamua banana tree

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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haha zile vitu mama Sparta amejionea ni mingi

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:D:Dna bado hujaskia heka yote

kuna time sparta alifukuzwa kamuiru primary school juu ya kuandikia barua wanja vile atamfanya wet kama konokono:D

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That shit is fucked up!!

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Haha uli grow up in a funny environment

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:smiley:

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ooh shait! msee uko juu…ya mgomba :smiley:

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:D:D:D Walai si nimecheka
Two things involved here:

  1. Umeanza kuwa kama Kush na hekaya za urongo na kweli
  2. You have lived 10 lives in one.
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Timothy tafasari badilisa peddler. Whatever you smoke man??? Wacha tu

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:smiley:

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Timo I am dying. Need to log out ASAP:D

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What do you do there?? Looking for bean flipping material??

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Why why why did i open this thread by the undisputed king, usingizi imemalaysia juu ya kucheka

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Timo has a made it a habit of kutumaliza. Isie Kata koo(not sure what this means in Luya). Ngaiii mwana wenee…(mii some of the tings I hear during the day…‘ateee kwendaa wewe’

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Hehehe, acha nifungue sacco, had lost the keys in the Actros cabin

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Pls Ken usisengenye my missing person. @kush yule mnono:)

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:D:D:D
This is probably how some diseases kama ukimwi were invented

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:…shait…so ushawai kamua snail? Enda upimwe bilharzia

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This is some real messed up shiet.
Imagine the slimy feeling you get and the sticky grime you get if you accidentally handle a snail.
Now someone is inserting his dick inside that stuff.

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Goroka mode level 99:D:D:D

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Stalk, m’lady. If it was a stork it would have been nothing short of avisodomy