Deal breaker

[pipita]

Yangu ilikua smelly cat. Dem akipanua mguu on a hot day unatii

[fetch]

I left her coz ya kung’oa. U can imagine mid-way anabambika hadi anasema “habo sweety, habo” then kicheko inakam na bajaaj inaanguka game inaishia hapo.

[mukuna]

@Marty McFly

Kuna mbish alkua anakufa juu ya miti for 5mins, she really used to get massive organisms. Yani nduru, macho kuturn white na amefungua. Kidogo hata kuongea kilami ilhali hatukua tunaongea.sasa day moja after hio upuss naskia mtu body temp imeshuka, low breathing and pulse etc. Was scared shitless for a few minutes, mpaka nafikiria vile ntamdump mahali kama ame die. Anyways from there nlikua na force nikam chap chap before afike heaven.

Hii story ulituchapia mguys siwezi taka kua in such scenario

[Tarantinoh]

Hehehehe I can relate, I miss you Miriam

[Baba_Toto]

So these are deal breakers:

1. Smell.
2. Exorcist orgasm.
3. Big cat.
4. Chinda ya matamchi.
5. Small pipes.

[Baba_Toto]

@DeliciousShiko

So back in first year there was this guy hot tall from one of those popular families I mean everything was on point. So we started going out .But unfortunately had really breath waa like it was so bad that even my friends noticed .So before the dating went further i broke it off , I couldn’t imagine kissing that .We still talk though

Did you have the courage to tell him ?

[Baba_Toto]

@alphagroup

mamayoo! Nomare. Wanaume tunatakaga nini …surely Dame akikupea nunu oh ni simo kubwa, aki orgasm oh…anakatsia starehe zako.ati oh she would have made a wonderful wife… Surely kama wanaume tunatakaga nini!?

Hatutosheki.
I have dumped very good wife material for smelly cats, for scratching me, for laughing kwa mechi, for saggy tits and other small shit alafu nikaoa mtoto wa Lucifer.
I am paying for my sins.

[Okwonkwo]

shida yake ni kwamba alikuwa na perfumes zingine strong which gave me headaches and made my head spin. Ndigehota!

[M-Pesa]

@Baba Toto

Hatutosheki.
I have dumped very good wife material for smelly cats, for scratching me, for laughing kwa mechi, for saggy tits and other small shit alafu nikaoa mtoto wa Lucifer.
I am paying for my sins.

:D:D:D Hekaya ikuje na effidence pia na sio tafasari…

[SwagMargeddon]

Mine hakuwa anajua ku coordinate nail polish na handbag.
Such a put-off!

[alharz]

Dumped very good dauwo-wife material, good in bed n a squirter with that tight endowed ass plus excellent looks - everymans’ dream but couldn’t cope with a mutilated cat.

[imei2012]

This shit is common one of my woman would have them quite often when we started hata kushika kikombe ya maji then one day I had a hearty talk with her and she told me that akiwa kwa hio state nisiwache rather ni weke pedal to the metal yaani Ni accelerate being a good student I am I implemented that shit akianza kutetemeka namueka gclamp napiga hito ikus pipe haijawai on a mpaka anapiga nduru ati anaskia kukojoa namuambia wewe kojoa tu ntaanika mattress after awhile anatulia na nut halafu najitoa namfunika duvet na kupress play movie nilikua nimepause nikagundua Siri kumbe previously nilikua na “arrive early at the party” after like 20 minutes and recollect na kujion kuwatch movie
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G clamp Ni hio hapo juu

[inzhener_otmetka]

@ChifuMbitika

I met a certain mbish who had such excellent looks, body and personality. However on taking her to my bed, I realised that her cat was as wide as a drum and I had to fake that I was feeling good when performing the holy mass. I pushed with her for a few months but I had to dump her at some point since I needed to find some tight hole. Anyway she was good from the heart and I know she would have made a perfect mama watoi for me. Plus she is a hardworking lass.

Now let’s accord the other side a hearing…

[Mankind]

Kuna tortoise ishawai nichapa makucha za mwili tukiwa mechi ungeniona Shingo next day nikama nilikua nafight na chui previous night.
Ilibidi ma scarf whole week. Nikiona simu yake nakumbuka vita za paka mwitu nalenga.

[Baba_Toto]

@imei2012

This shit is common one of my woman would have them quite often when we started hata kushika kikombe ya maji then one day I had a hearty talk with her and she told me that akiwa kwa hio state nisiwache rather ni weke pedal to the metal yaani Ni accelerate being a good student I am I implemented that shit akianza kutetemeka namueka gclamp napiga hito ikus pipe haijawai on a mpaka anapiga nduru ati anaskia kukojoa namuambia wewe kojoa tu ntaanika mattress after awhile anatulia na nut halafu najitoa namfunika duvet na kupress play movie nilikua nimepause nikagundua Siri kumbe previously nilikua na “arrive early at the party” after like 20 minutes and recollect na kujion kuwatch movie
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G clamp Ni hio hapo juu

I call the gclamp project x but it wasn’t working.
It was like a catapult.

[kah_tony]

@Baba Toto

Hatutosheki.
I have dumped very good wife material for smelly cats, for scratching me, for laughing kwa mechi, for saggy tits and other small shit alafu nikaoa mtoto wa Lucifer.
I am paying for my sins.

I think the one with organisms you overreacted bana. Kuna vitu zingine kama mwanaume you’ve got to figure out how to deal with them. Pole lakini.

[system]

@imei2012

This shit is common one of my woman would have them quite often when we started hata kushika kikombe ya maji then one day I had a hearty talk with her and she told me that akiwa kwa hio state nisiwache rather ni weke pedal to the metal yaani Ni accelerate being a good student I am I implemented that shit akianza kutetemeka namueka gclamp napiga hito ikus pipe haijawai on a mpaka anapiga nduru ati anaskia kukojoa namuambia wewe kojoa tu ntaanika mattress after awhile anatulia na nut halafu najitoa namfunika duvet na kupress play movie nilikua nimepause nikagundua Siri kumbe previously nilikua na “arrive early at the party” after like 20 minutes and recollect na kujion kuwatch movie
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G clamp Ni hio hapo juu

Lakini apan tusi watu ya GOT.

[Mrs4thletter]

@ChifuMbitika

Chalk is thick enough!

Says who?

[roch]

@Marty McFly

Kuna mbish alkua anakufa juu ya miti for 5mins, she really used to get massive organisms. Yani nduru, macho kuturn white na amefungua. Kidogo hata kuongea kilami ilhali hatukua tunaongea.sasa day moja after hio upuss naskia mtu body temp imeshuka, low breathing and pulse etc. Was scared shitless for a few minutes, mpaka nafikiria vile ntamdump mahali kama ame die. Anyways from there nlikua na force nikam chap chap before afike heaven.

hehehe…our mboch use to be like that too. nlimwakia maji ndo aamke

[Chifu]

@roch

nlimwakia maji ndo aamke

:D:D:D:D:D:D you’re one sick nigga if you were doing that. Kenyatalk ina wasimu