Death nearly got me

Pole sana mdau,na windscreen ina kaa ni mpya ime badilishwa.

Just heard a loud bang you say? Right in front of you? Okay. Wouldn’t want to jump into any conclusions although the are a thousand and one…

Pole sana chief.

Pole mahn…jibu swali hapo juu

Pole mdau. Be grateful for gift of life. Hio mabati utarecover in a no time. Even though imekuacha na kashimo kwa mfuko.

“What do we say to the god of death? Not today!”
Lady misandra

Hapana ilikuwa fatigue not DUI. The other driver hata sijui his fate.

Pole bro. Drink whiskey and eat mutura with care.

What did you hit?

Hapo ni police station and if yes which one?

Pole

Haujui kasarani

Pole

Never been there.

Pole ndugu

pole mdau, fatigue is as dangerous as drunk driving

Inaonekana @shocks is our resident jailbird. Leta hekaya banaa… ulifungwa kwanini?

Pole sana mdau. Quick recovery

@shocks has been around way longer than most of us. Kuishi kwingi kuona mengi. I don’t think he has ever been jailed.

Chief, those buildings are very visible to any person that passes through Roysambu, nothing with being a jailbird.

Huyo yake ni guaranteed whiplash judging from the shape of your vehicle. Insurance cover unafanyanga ile ya budget au ya wazito?