December Brothels Updates 2021

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@twak_makende

The last thread nimeona ya danguros ni ya August by @hoe_is_life , so much has changed since then, I haven’t visited places mob but I can start another thread ya kufunga mwaka.

1. VIP Classic. Best of the best lanye base located at River rd. Next to co-op bank. Plenty of beautiful lanyes at the bar na huko juu kwa rooms. Satisfaction guaranteed with less than Ksh. 1,000
   Highly recommended.
2. Relax inn. Duruma rd. Vikombe na negotiable lanyes. Cheap sana. Wakora tu ndio unafaa kuwa rada.
3. Sophia Joy. Kreekorok rd. Opposite Liddos. Vikombe na lanyes. Chunga mali yako.
4. Small World Waters. Chuom fulani hapo River rd. Dingy joint for poverty stricken strippers who cannot be auditioned at Liddos for fear of chasing away high-class clients. Massage available at an extra fee.
5. Sabina Joy. Home kwetu wote sisi talkers hapo Moi Ave. Ambassador. Very secure. Lanyes are preselected na rooms safi. Price is quite high but affordable for middle class.
6. Kirinyaga rd. All hotels and bars huko ni dingy brohells.
7. Sahara lodge. Hapo Duruma rd. HIV and AIDS plus unheard of STI’s headquarters, incase you need some unaweza pewa hapo.
8. Texas Bar and Restaurant. Duruma rd. A bit decent for that location.
9. Modern Green. Latema rd. Decent rooms and lanyes. Bei ilipanda as they upgraded the place. I’d recommend if looking for a decent experience. Security iko sawa but look right and left before exiting. Masanse blunder.
10. Amar - Luthuli ave. Dingy but decent. Bei ya kuongea.
11. Ricoz Frys Pub. Luthuli mwisho on your right before uingie River rd. Very hot lanyes and decent bar. It’s Luthuli so chunga mali yako. Very affordable prices.
12. Nairobi-Kitale hotel - Nothing much to see.
    Located at Luthuli.
13. Soma (Somerset) iko chuom fulani hapo near Green Court before you enter modern green club hapo latema. Very aggressive Lanyes and karaos favorite hunting spot. Utakuwa mgeni wa serikali.
14. Liddos, Gabeez, Bavon hizo side za Kreekorok koja. Lazima utoboke sana for extra services but you will find the same strippers selling cooch at 150 na huko downtown after stripping.
15. Club Edge - Moi Ave. On Wednesday and weekends mali safi but very demanding lanyes wa campus. Decent lakini watakutoanisha sana pretending not to be lanyes. Same same ones wanadinywa downtown na 150 .[ATTACH=full]402737[/ATTACH]

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Asante sana omwami. SJ ndio our home.

[Strategoi]

@johntez addi gaza msafi

“Hot lanyes” wanakaa aje? Mimi sijawahi ona Malaya ameiva hii Kenya

Fūck you.

[twak_makende]

@johntez addi gaza msafi

“Hot lanyes” wanakaa aje? Mimi sijawahi ona Malaya ameiva hii Kenya

Rihanna

[gatume]

15 joints ??? .you are a true legend

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@Big Ben

Nita weka list of churches with hottest choir members you see what you are missing.

leta list kesho

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@twak_makende

Ricoz Frys Pub. Luthuli mwisho on your right before uingie River rd. Very hot lanyes and decent bar. It’s Luthuli so chunga mali yako. Very affordable prices.

my villagemate sells here but sitamdescribe vile anakaa

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@Mzee Mashavu

hehe…the only thing I love about VIP ni mziki…Deejay wa huko huwa mnoma but for lanyes, the place is full of chokoras…

@Saadhariri

Si pia VIP hujaa excess especially evenings and weekends… oversupply of lanyes with very few men

very true. it makes it disgusting for someone like me who visits just for beer and music

[cortedivoire]

Asande omwami. Unafaa kupewa village sponsor na admin

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@twak_makende

You can’t compare VIP lanyes to SJ, hapo umeanguka mtihani ya Lanye. Ni kama ku compare Man-useless to Liverpool. A big name vs a legit brand.

SJ is incomparable to any other brothel in town. It has some of the hottest lanyes ever. 22 year olds in campus.

[twak_makende]

@tall mnyama everywhere

SJ is incomparable to any other brothel in town. It has some of the hottest lanyes ever. 22 year olds in campus.

Tembea VIP ujionee, they’ve mastered the art of lanyes. SJ imepitwa na wakati. Too Overated for no reason, poor music, poor lighting.

[anon46421834]

@Chiefguest

Umeweka wapi Lazarus hotel tomboya and former salama hotel Accra road.

Lazarus zote mbili hakuna malanye. Infact ile ya Moi avenue ndio iko na ka massage parlour room number 300 pahali zamzam anauizia coomer.Halafu hii review ni ya ufala. Kama huyu fala anadai Amar ni dingy then alienda huko kitambo meaning that this review is stale.

[Ilicic]

get a room download tagged and within an hour malaya will be falling from the sky like rain! no stress of having to visit dinghy brothels

[Wanaruona]

@tall mnyama everywhere

SJ is incomparable to any other brothel in town. It has some of the hottest lanyes ever. 22 year olds in campus.

Ata pikcha hakuna murume. Ama uweke namba.

[twak_makende]

@anon46421834

Lazarus zote mbili hakuna malanye. Infact ile ya Moi avenue ndio iko na ka massage parlour room number 300 pahali zamzam anauizia coomer.Halafu hii review ni ya ufala. Kama huyu fala anadai Amar ni dingy then alienda huko kitambo meaning that this review is stale.

Amar is dingy, even SJ is dingy for anyone who has been to high-end brothels.

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@twak_makende

Amar is dingy, even SJ is dingy for anyone who has been to high-end brothels.

Unataka brothel ikuwe na taa kama zile za wanafunzi wa high school?

[twak_makende]

@anon46421834

Lazarus zote mbili hakuna malanye. Infact ile ya Moi avenue ndio iko na ka massage parlour room number 300 pahali zamzam anauizia coomer.Halafu hii review ni ya ufala. Kama huyu fala anadai Amar ni dingy then alienda huko kitambo meaning that this review is stale.

If this isn’t dingy to you then your brain is
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[twak_makende]

@tall mnyama everywhere

Unataka brothel ikuwe na taa kama zile za wanafunzi wa high school?

Dingy - adjective. of a dark, dull, or dirty color or aspect; lacking brightness or freshness. shabby; dismal.

[Malong_yor]

Sandi Sana for the review.

[anon46421834]

@twak_makende

Amar is dingy, even SJ is dingy for anyone who has been to high-end brothels.

There is nothing like class in poosie chasing. The only difference between poosie A and poosie B is the tightness and maybe the soundtrack produced by the owner. If you pay 3k for poosie you are lowest scum of the planet.

[twak_makende]

@anon46421834

There is nothing like class in poosie chasing. The only difference between poosie A and poosie B is the tightness and maybe the soundtrack produced by the owner. If you pay 3k for poosie you are lowest scum of the planet.

Sasa umebadilisha point of contention. You are idiotic just like the person you share your name with. Hawezi kubali kushindwa. Amar is Dingy. Period.