Dialects

dem fwuckin colonialist meesed us up. to curtail gEMa power they split the dialects into tribes but lumped luhyas as dialects of one tribe yet a Bukusu and Maragoli have near nothing in common

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Wazi wazi @Deorro
South what???
Kali sana

Na miji kenda je?

Colonialists created Kalenjin too. Prior kina Nandi were on their own same to kina Kipsigis, Turgen, etc

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Kwanza Nandi are very different from the Pokot yet wote ni Kales.

Before 1950, the “tribe” called Kalenjin didn’t even exist. This name was created by lazy scholars and colonialists to represent about 10 related ethnic groups

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The same applies to Luhyas before the WWII

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hapa hutaki kuambia waembu vizuri lakini ni sawa tu, wako wapi kina @uwesmake @pamba na @uncle nyam watwambie za waluhya, nadhani wako na subtribes kama 50

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Don’t take this wrong.

The Luos I have interacted with have all told me that Luos from S. Nyanza are stupid. How true is this statement?

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haija! najua watu huko saana. hata fombe nimekunywa sana kwa hiyo bar ya Mutuku yule AP…

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and Moi as the legco rep hyped up the kale thing to amass political power and influence since Tugen is small. After independence he hyped up the kale construct and used it to negotiate for power with Jomo so much so that after the kadu/kanu merger it is Moi who got VP and not Ngala the kadu head

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All Kikuyus i have interacted with tell me that kikuyu women are majomaji amd usually kill their husbands esp those from Kabete. How true is this? All Kikuyus ladies that i habe interacted with claim that Kikuyu men are useless, hawajasoma and are hopeless drunks. How true is this too?



Dick measuring contest ziko kila mahali. Everyone will try and claim that they are the best in something way bwtter than others. Its a human trait.

Utaenda Nyeri upate Kikuyu idps n wornder how a Kikuyu would be an IDP in their own tribesmate lands.


Inshort after that long speech lets keep to the main topic of the thread n not veer into dick measuring contests

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hizi ni dialects za one tribe

hehehe…it’s a small world

just been called by some woman ,wants me to go for a ‘vunction’ huko embu,sasa nimecheka ananiuliza kwani nimelewa mchana,nimemwambia “sitawesa”, hatunanga “z” pia

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very small indeed!

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jamaa wachanga ku catch hivi hivi bana

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nani ame-catch?

unajua ule priest anaitwa Muverethi (hahahaaaa)

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